*Looks of the Week*

I'm loving this Christina Milian look. . its very . ."Beyonce in the 70's". . . and that collar shirt is really tiight. . . She has good taste sometimes. . . I wish she would stop singing and stick with writting for J.Lo and doing movies. . .



Toni Braxton is trying to soooo haaarrrd to come back that she's starting to look like. . you've guessed it. ...

Beyonce. .. ..

She's much, much better than that mic hogg'n hoe and I KNOW Simon from American Idol would agree. .

Recently, Beyonce's dad went all DIVA on Simon. . saying that "Simon doesn't know talent and that he couldn't put together a group that is 100x's better than Beyonce's Child a.k.a. Destiny's Child." OKay GIRLFRIEND, TELL HIM OFF HONEY.

~snaps fingers~ and ~rolls neck~

Funnies

Old School Star Jones. ...What the fuck is she doing with the tiny ass purse???

I bet its packed with snacks . . . .

Ashanti's Camel Toe

. .Of course some of you freak-a-leeks may have already saw this. . . but Its kinda new to me. . . DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Workin up a BLACK SWEAT???

Dis hoe can't sing. . I mean WE ALL KNOW THAT. . but she sure does know how to get attention . .

Now I know why Nelly hasn't revealed that he's gay. . . Ashanti has his ass on P-ZZY LOCKDOWN. ..

Drana Of The Week: Naomi

The New "Naomi" Cell from BLOATOROLA. .

"Now you can scold maids and assisants in style"

This bitch knows she's faking. . if Naomi hit me with a BlackBerry . . Naomi would have got hit with a RAZR, up and down her face.. . No joke.I love Naomi, and she's the crunkest bitch on the block. . . other than Omahyra. .

She doesnt take shit. . and I BET that assistant of hers was talking SOOOO MUCH SHIT TO HER . . cuz she prolly thought Naomi wouldn't do anything because of her fame and rep. . . But I guess Naomi proved dat ass wrong.

Loves Her!!! CRRRUUUNNKK!!!

Paris Hilton "Queen Whore"

I use to like Paris. .. until now. . . She recently dissed Nicole in a interview in ELLE magazine .. She's such an attention whore. . .

She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her."I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason."She's not the same person any more.

I never want to speak to her again - ever.""It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head. On making another season of The Simple Life:"They want to do it with just me, but we're both under contract together.

She has nothing else so she really wants to do it, but I don't."On Nicole using her name for her book The Truth About Diamonds:"It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough."

I think that Paris is trying to stirr up some drama before her album comes out, just so she can have sales... She's such a slut, she's just mad that Nicole showed everyone her sextape at a party. .

Get-Crunk With Lohan

Alright, EVERYBODY on this earth should know I love Lindsay .. because she's bitch'n and CRUNK!! and since I just found out that she roasted a bitch for leaving a blonde string in her chicken salad, I love her MORE!!!! She's willing to play Wonder Woman. . and I feel like that's her breakout role.(LETS KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED)

She shouldn't have to sleep with A-list actors to finally get noticed as a serious actress. . .Plus, sometime soon we will be crowning a new Teen Queen .. so now, Lindsay shouldn't have to take these lame ass Disney roles she's been getting. ..(loved Mean Girls).

Anyway, let the big girls play hard ball and leave the kid games/shows/movies/toys/clothing/and music videos ALL to Raven Simone.. . she's a lesbo anyway.

Don't Phunk Wit Her Botox. . She'll Cut Yah

Black Eyed Please. . . I love this plastic bitch . . Is she %100 white?? I mean, she has a little too much flavor to be some whitebread hoe getting the ghetto dollar. . . .Maybe she's Puetro Rican like J.Lo or invisible like Mariah. ..

I love Fergie, but she should really lay off the Bo-Tox. . Its making her look like she's getting that calcium disease that boy had in that Cher Movie. .

(I know that was wrong.. But nobody remembers that movie)

She's at some backstage give-a-way to the stars thing. . . I wish somebody gave me a ne cell-phone. . The Sidekick 2 is getting kinda gay.

Skeletor's Revenge

Nicole Richie is coming back strong .. I looks like she's gaining a little weight back.. . I mean. . her face is chubby a little .. right??

Anyway, its also been reported that she's hooking up with that sickly bitch of a man DJAM. . The two were caught spending Nicole's money in Mexico this past weekend and celebrating his birthday at Club LAX.

Anyway, The Simple Life 4 is still in production. . Paris and Nicole are still not speaking to each other. . and Nicole Richie is STILL asking little boys would they fuck her if she was a mom . . (tasteless yet, vintage Nicole)

I'm tuning in to watch only Nicole on E!, and hopefully FOX will realize that Nicole needs her own fucking show, instead of having that retarded tan whore pose'n in ever scene.

Pam Anderson Is The New Nicole Simpson

Pam Anderson wants black fans so much that she's fucked 3 famous black men in the year 2006 (Kanye, Ray-J, and Usher) so far. She was at the release party for "ATL Peach Magazine" where she graced the cover, and she was in Kanye's "Touch The Sky". .. All she needs to do now is appear in a G-Unit video and she's good.

I'MMMM BAAAAACCCCCKK!!!!!

Yes . .The site is up and running . .. YES the update's will appear this week and YEES, Star Jones is GAY!!!

OKay, so I hope you like the new look. . I've made it so that it will CHANGE EVERY WEEK . . of someone of my liking. . .

Like I said before the updates are gonna be this week . . I don't know exactly when. . So, come back really soon and check and see if the dates have changed or not. . .

Loves it For Life!!!! -CamVanDam

Lil Kim FOR CamVanDam

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we have a new muse ..Lil Kim!! yay!!

Now, we didnt dump Omahyra, we're just putting her on ice for now. . Lil Kim is the perfect chick for CVD.blogspot.com. . she's Crunk, she's fresh 2 death, and she's a BITCH. .

Now, since I dropped the new "face" of CVD. . . .

Your wondering . . whats next???

Well it will be the new look. . and possible new "location" of the site. . BUT thats a maybe. .. its all coming REAL SOON!!

I can't wait

Sorry

Hey EVERYBODY!!! I'm sorry for being a little bitch and not post any news or any banners for updates. . . but i've been REALLY BUSY!!!


I just got accepted in a fashion school (yay!) and i've been writing letters, and having interviews, all that junk!! so, i PROMISE really soon. . . . I will have a MAJOR UPDATE for the site. . . I know, i know. .. "you always say your gonna comeback with a Major Update, and its the same ol' same ol' .. " well bitches, I'm coming back with a new look for the site, new topics, more fashion tips and looks for you Camcaine heads, and more DRAMA!! Cuz my fan base is GROWING FAST. . and I want the best for my addicts . .

Til then. . .

Major Update (April, 2)

The "Hmmm Moment of The Day"

Will we ever see this?

Grostky Little B'otch

Why is it that some nasty, poor drugged up white trash always crash an eventful ceremony?? I mean, if its not Courtney Love. . then its Steve-O. . . .

He pissed on the red carpert at the Oscars . . and stripped! Showed everyone his little penis and sourballs. . . I'm so disgusted with him . . He's like the gayest dude on the block now.

Tyra . .. Big Head Ass Ho!!

Spolier:

The 1st episode of the new season of America's Next Top Model. . . ALL of the models will go BALD!!!! watch it Weds/March 8, 2006 .

UPN should pay me, hell I didnt have to give out the day it was premire'n . . .bitches.

The "Hmmm . . Moment of the Day"

Charlize usually comes out looking "super bitch'n" .. .but it looks like Galliano just wrapped her up and stapled a big ass bow on her shoulder. . . Now don't get me wrong. . I love Galliano. . and Charlize .. .but this dress was too hard to for ME to digest . .. I dont want to clown on it. . .

So I'ma gonna jump on the "Queen of Anorexic Chic" Nicole Richie. . .

Okay, she's thin . .. like a flesh version of a "stick person" . . we all know this .. so, why hasnt she given us a "straight" answer??

I mean YEAH, we know you were on drugs, we know that was one of the MAJOR reasons why you were chubby. .. But I never new you were so thin. .. I mean .. not THIS thin. .

C'mon Nicole. . do it for me!!!! Tell us something!! I mean, you lost your Green M&M endorsment to Pamela Anderson .. . WTF!!!!

And I hate to say it. . . but your letting Paris win . . .she's still a slut, but people have grown to love it. . . and people have grown to love Tara Reid's fucked up boob job . . .

So this is my plea to Ms. Richie. . eat some McDonalds . . a "big mac" or two . . .you cant go wrong. . ..

Kate Monroe

"Cocaine can bring out the best and worst in a bitch"-CVD

Kate Moss finding(found) her inner Marilyn Monroe in this shoot.. These are the best photographs i've seen in a loooonnngg tiiimmmee from Kate!!!

(Keep up the fucking great work)

I wonder who did the shots???

I wish she and David La(my idol) could do a page or three in I-D Magazine . .. It would be sooo crazy/beautiful.

You are a CVD All Star Kate Moss . . . Live it up like one!!

Together Again Pt.2

Nicole Richie and her not so rich boy toy DJ AM does a little "meet and greet" in L.A. .. I sure hope she stays with this dude, what the fuck was she thinking hooking up with Steve-O??
(ohhh druuuugggs .OMG, I like almost forgot about those)

does she have time for a little kiss?? hmmm yeah . ..

how about a hug?? Umm . .sure. . I guess so .. .

How a bout a little "bleep" here, a little "whoo whoo" there? No?? . . . . No time for . . . little awakening?? no??. . . okay . .

Do You Get It?/

3 Fake Bitches

ITS A FAKE!! ITS A FAKE!!

If your wondering whats "fake" then I have really BIG news. . . . Paris Hilton has not one but TWO look alikes. ..

thats how she gets around to do all of her duties ... . .


One has been going to fashion week, another celebrating a birthday(the real one) and another shooting another reality show. . .
based on her life as the fake Paris Hilton.. .

I think the bitch is too smart to be a blonde. . and is ALL about milking this stereotypical world for ALL of its cash!!

LOVE YOU LONG TIME PARIS!!