Sorry

Hey EVERYBODY!!! I'm sorry for being a little bitch and not post any news or any banners for updates. . . but i've been REALLY BUSY!!!


I just got accepted in a fashion school (yay!) and i've been writing letters, and having interviews, all that junk!! so, i PROMISE really soon. . . . I will have a MAJOR UPDATE for the site. . . I know, i know. .. "you always say your gonna comeback with a Major Update, and its the same ol' same ol' .. " well bitches, I'm coming back with a new look for the site, new topics, more fashion tips and looks for you Camcaine heads, and more DRAMA!! Cuz my fan base is GROWING FAST. . and I want the best for my addicts . .

Til then. . .

Major Update (April, 2)

The "Hmmm Moment of The Day"

Will we ever see this?

Grostky Little B'otch

Why is it that some nasty, poor drugged up white trash always crash an eventful ceremony?? I mean, if its not Courtney Love. . then its Steve-O. . . .

He pissed on the red carpert at the Oscars . . and stripped! Showed everyone his little penis and sourballs. . . I'm so disgusted with him . . He's like the gayest dude on the block now.

Tyra . .. Big Head Ass Ho!!

Spolier:

The 1st episode of the new season of America's Next Top Model. . . ALL of the models will go BALD!!!! watch it Weds/March 8, 2006 .

UPN should pay me, hell I didnt have to give out the day it was premire'n . . .bitches.

The "Hmmm . . Moment of the Day"

Charlize usually comes out looking "super bitch'n" .. .but it looks like Galliano just wrapped her up and stapled a big ass bow on her shoulder. . . Now don't get me wrong. . I love Galliano. . and Charlize .. .but this dress was too hard to for ME to digest . .. I dont want to clown on it. . .

So I'ma gonna jump on the "Queen of Anorexic Chic" Nicole Richie. . .

Okay, she's thin . .. like a flesh version of a "stick person" . . we all know this .. so, why hasnt she given us a "straight" answer??

I mean YEAH, we know you were on drugs, we know that was one of the MAJOR reasons why you were chubby. .. But I never new you were so thin. .. I mean .. not THIS thin. .

C'mon Nicole. . do it for me!!!! Tell us something!! I mean, you lost your Green M&M endorsment to Pamela Anderson .. . WTF!!!!

And I hate to say it. . . but your letting Paris win . . .she's still a slut, but people have grown to love it. . . and people have grown to love Tara Reid's fucked up boob job . . .

So this is my plea to Ms. Richie. . eat some McDonalds . . a "big mac" or two . . .you cant go wrong. . ..

Kate Monroe

"Cocaine can bring out the best and worst in a bitch"-CVD

Kate Moss finding(found) her inner Marilyn Monroe in this shoot.. These are the best photographs i've seen in a loooonnngg tiiimmmee from Kate!!!

(Keep up the fucking great work)

I wonder who did the shots???

I wish she and David La(my idol) could do a page or three in I-D Magazine . .. It would be sooo crazy/beautiful.

You are a CVD All Star Kate Moss . . . Live it up like one!!

Together Again Pt.2

Nicole Richie and her not so rich boy toy DJ AM does a little "meet and greet" in L.A. .. I sure hope she stays with this dude, what the fuck was she thinking hooking up with Steve-O??
(ohhh druuuugggs .OMG, I like almost forgot about those)

does she have time for a little kiss?? hmmm yeah . ..

how about a hug?? Umm . .sure. . I guess so .. .

How a bout a little "bleep" here, a little "whoo whoo" there? No?? . . . . No time for . . . little awakening?? no??. . . okay . .

Do You Get It?/

3 Fake Bitches

ITS A FAKE!! ITS A FAKE!!

If your wondering whats "fake" then I have really BIG news. . . . Paris Hilton has not one but TWO look alikes. ..

thats how she gets around to do all of her duties ... . .


One has been going to fashion week, another celebrating a birthday(the real one) and another shooting another reality show. . .
based on her life as the fake Paris Hilton.. .

I think the bitch is too smart to be a blonde. . and is ALL about milking this stereotypical world for ALL of its cash!!

LOVE YOU LONG TIME PARIS!!

Halle For Versace

She's looking professional. . .. not "acting" like a model . . no dead eyes . . but she could've went without the "wide mouth" shot. . overall very good. She could hit the runway. . . lets just hope she doesnt turn to coke for comfort.

Madonna's Face Job

LaRiza V.S. Madonna

Ok, So I'm beginning to think that Madonna had face surgery.. I don't know how many but she has had them. If you look at before and after picture..there is a difference in both of them. Guess no one in hollywood want to accept the wrinkles huh??

The song is off the hook. I really like Madonna...especially... the old school Madonna. That was my bitch. Now she's all aged up and grown as hell. I want to know exactly when do a woman stop dressing up soo umm what's the word? dressing in body suits. I thought those were out.

Madonna you look good but ummm I don't know.. I kinda of don't want to see your extra skin in your video. You're still a fucking great awesome , though...but cover up just a little bit. I rather have you dress up like you do in your Versace ads...(hope I'm right about the designer)
Well, folks those are my thoughts for the day until then see ya later (salutes)

NOTE FROM CAM:Even though this pic is a before and after "photoshopped" she still looks like she's a couple of appointments late on her face life.

Good Gwen, Bad Gwen

Gwen, I love her. . . . She's great in her own way. . I cant wait to here the next album. . I WISH she had someone else design L.A.MB. . . . but whatever. . (oooooh its her shit, its her shit) She looks great all the time, the best M.I.LF. i've ever saw.

. . EXCEPT FOR THE GRAMMYS . . She looks like she tripped and fell half way into someone's bong.

Skeletor???AGAIN!!??

Well, Lindsay is cool with me. . but in this pic???NO!!! She looks borderline Nicole Richie . .. I mean. . look at her shoulders ..Now her arms. .. See it?? . Kinda Anorexic right?? Since she recently got back with Wilma I think we're going to see a "happier version" of her. .

Cause we all know, Jared Leto almost made her a borderline dyke. .. I mean don't get me wrong, I KNOW Lindsay adores cock, but she was a bit butch towards the paparazi . . spitting at them, flippin them off. ..Come to think of it. . who's nice to those fags anyway?

Together Again

Paris and Nicole are reunited for the 4th season of the Simple Life: Til Death Do Us Part . Its been reported that the two didnt even look at each other. . Let alone shoot a scene or talk to each other. I guess this isnt an act after all .. . These bitches really are upset with each other.
And I honestly believe this season will be the MOST WATCHED SHOW FOR THE SUMMER . .

The "Hmmm . . ." Moment of The Day

Diddy and the openly gay fashion designer Zac Posen????

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... . .. . .

Its prolly nothing but friendship tide with business .. . . or maybe . . . they're just
BUTT BUDDIES!!!

lol

(I Bet I Can Make You Laugh)

Just stare at this picture . . and think about. . . The Grinch . . . The Joker . . . . and The Hulk. . ..


lol. I cant stop laugh'n, this bitch is MEGA-UGLY!!

tHANKS pEREZ FFOR THA PIC!!

Breaking News: Lil Kim Jail Time Reduced!!

Lil Kim (Queen Bee) jail time was originally suppose to end around the end of September, but because of "good behavior" it has been shaved down to June. . .

I'm soooo excited for her comeback! She has a T.V. show debuting on BET(yeah bitches) in March "Countdown to Lockdown".

Which shows Lil Kim 24/7 until her time to go. The promo looks hot, i'ma Lil Kim fan, so im gonna watch it.


YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Whats Tha Deal??

This bitch is on a WHOLE nother level . . Beefing with "Will Smith" "Nick Cannon" and "Ronald Isley"?? Its been reported that Bow Wow attended a dinner with his fellow label mates to celebrate those from the "1960's to 2006" . .

"he walked to up Ronald Isley and said .. "My album went gold in its first week, how many gold albums you got?"
Ronald Isley responed."I dont have any gold albums I have 37 platinum ones" J.D. walked up to BowWow as he tried to get "fresh" with the Isley, and said "Man, do you know who you talking to? whats up with you, lets go over here."

Thats right J.D., put that bitch in check before somebody else does. . . and another thing, just cuz you gotta grill doesn't make you a thug . . be a man bitch.

GhostWriter PT.3

Lariza A.K.A. "La" has sent me another post . . . After today, she will officially become part of the CVD Team. I have two more writers behind her that will have their stories released . .. by . . sunday I think . . Anyway, its gonna be hot . .

Lariza:Covers "The Good, Bad, and Ugly in the Music Industry"
TacBoone: Covers"Government BullSh*t"
KidMillionaire(AKA) CamVanDam "Covers "usual gossip, celeb rumours drama/Fashion"

We got another girl and a new guy on the team aswell, next week we shoudl kick everything off.

Anyway, here's La's latest story

"King"

Mr. T.I has a new album which is scheduled to hit March 28 followed by his first movie which will hit theaters March 31st.

All the T.I lovers including myself, go support the boy. He does wonderful things and he carry big things, if you know what I mean..Believe me, I felt that shit.

Check out his brand new song "What you know about that?". It's hot and he knows alot about that..Groupies let him go...

Thinking Smart . . . .

Halle Berry looks like she's "Finally" listening to us. . . she recently got a a "Razzie" award for her "sucking"(Not in Monster's Ball) CatWoman and she's seen here at Harvard accepting the "Woman of the Year" award.

And she took it like a pro, having a little fun with the crowd by writing "I will not make CatWoman 2" on a chalkboard.

and then. .

she became a total skank hoe . . sex'n it up with some freaky (white) Harvard student . . .I mean Its crazy, Just Look at our role model for young black girls "filling her self up" . . .

I dont like her anymore, she has lost a WHOLE lotta rank with me, seriously. I thought it was black history month . .

And I dont wanna come off as aMalcolm X or anything. . but . .is this picture a bit "racist" and "stereotypical"???