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Jada Pinkett Smith looked good in the Matrix, and even in Woo . . . but I'm not diggin her "female metal head" look. I mean just cuz you performed at "OzzFest" doesnt make you Judas Priest . ..Anyway . . .I wonder if she's dick'n Will down at night? Workin dat stick .. ..lol .. .hmmm. . .
Nicole Richie EATS A HAMBURGER!!! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Its sooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL . .. . . Yes. . . its a future for her after all. YES!! and . . AMEN!!
This is what i'm talkin bout right here!!! Its sexy, wit a "classy" touch . . and its on King Magazine . . which is legit. Dis big bitch is moving on up . . . . (wit her goin ass!)
Coffee, $12. . Cancer Sticks, $7. . . YSL sunglasses, $430 . . . . Anorexic fitted vest, $985 . . . Looking hot without working. . priceless . .
Here's another pic out of the "Notorious" "Rolling Stone Magazine" with Mr."HollyHood" . himself . . . . Kanye West . .. . Protraying the "Greatest of all time" Muhummad Ali . . .. I liked this picture alot better than the one with him as Jesus . . I think this fits his ego perfectly.
LOL, I laughed hard ass hell when I first read this interview . . 1st of all Ray "Gay"is no gangsta . . . He's obviously a coward and cares what others think of him. He was suppose to "perform" his single "One Wish" at a NY Gay club, but backed out last minute, cuz of "Over hyped schedule conflicts" . . The only thing confused is Ray J . . Rumor has it "Former B2K member Raz B and a "friend" were hanging out with Ray J at his birthday bash, they were very secretive of what ever they were discussing",said a insider"hmmmm . . . . . Not gonna comment yet, but TRUST ME, I will solve this one!Here's the Interview:AP: So you're a former gangbanger? Ray J: Yeah. As a teenager ... I was young and just trying to find myself.AP: I've read that you've been shot at so many times, you can't remember all of them. Did they ever shoot at you for being Brandy's brother?Ray J: (Laughs) No. When you live in Carson and Compton and Long Beach and you growin' up in the neighborhood, getting shot at is just a regular thing. If you're hanging out at the school after hours with your friends and y'all shootin' dice and people are drinking and smoking and it's a gang environment and it's a party life constantly, that's where another rival gang targets. Just wearing red or wearing blue, in L.A., you get shot at. It was just one day when I almost got shot in front of my house, my grandma, in front of my family, and I realized it was no more fun and games. We used to run and laugh and hop the gate and get away, but that time I felt like my life was being threatened.AP: Have you ever shot at anybody?Ray J: Nah, I never shot at anybody. I didn't take it there. You know I was only 13, 14.AP: Have you ever see any of your friends shot?Ray J: One of my friends got shot in my truck. My best friend now, Shorty Mack, he's on my label, my hype man, my rapper, he got shot in the stomach and the arm with a .45 in my truck. I never really mentioned it, because it's hard for people to believe and I think sometimes it's irrelevant with what I'm trying to do right now. But if people want to know, I'm never afraid to tell them what happened.
My friends are about to invade my blog with more news, more bitching, more gripe'n and more DRAMA!! I thought it would be cool to see more people on here expressin themselves they way I do, so to kick us off is a "Crunk Chick" from the Pharrell Forum . .
"Larizajai "
I feel so loved by Cam..he made me a guest writer..how fucking cool is that???O0ooo00o0oopss..I can say fuck right??Anyway, let me jump right into it..Ever since Olivia's been initiated in G-unit..she's just been appearing in all the rappers video..ei..50, Lloyd Banks and the rest of them...Then the she came out with a video which no one cared for....(hahahahaha) It didn't do well... so my question to you 50 is why???So now there is a young lady with amazing talent by the name of Keyshia Cole who's rumoring to be taking Olivia the Man's place..Could it be true?? Keyshia said if the money is right then hey...So back to the ghetto Olivia...your time have been terminated, you whack ass bitch!!!La, you out did yah self . . and trust me she's coming back .. . I'm sure she's jackin a bitch for a story right now . Anyway, I got more Gossip and GhostWritahz to come .. .
If you watched American Idol then you know who this chick is .. She didnt want to drink after Paula and said that "she will become famous one day" . ...“she can’t talk about nobody else because she ain’t made an album in about twenty d*mn years.” The bitch is obviously crazy, Paula put out a Greatest hits in the late 90's . . so she can just shut the fuck up! Embarrassing black people(my people) like that on T.V. drugged up, raunchy hoe!
Looks like someone's trying to avoid the part-time job at Burger King . . .. . . . Making endz meet former star of America's Next Top Model Toccarra is hoe'n herself and giving men the pleasure of looking at her tiggo-bitties for $6.95. This is the ugliest cover to a magazine I've ever saw, she can do much better.
Janet "fudge cake" Jackson is getting bigger. . . I wonder how she got so damn big?? Damn! I guess J.D. can still party hard and spend all of her life savings while she stuffs her face. She doesnt show any signs of losing no time soon.
~tears~
Everbody's clown'n on J.lo'z outfit on the tonight show, I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, she's Puerto Rican right?? well .. . .she took a negative and turn it into a "fashionable positive" by designing this wonderful "remix" version of a jail outfit, which will probablly be worn by some redneck bitch named "Mary Elizabeth" who's on death row for killing her babies .. . .. . .and you know how the media loves putting white girls on T.V., especially if they've killed a white baby or either gotten themselves kidnapped. . .. Anyway, I like to call it "J.Lo Jail-mate Couture" coming to a Macy's near you!
This one is tricky . . . . Both Blonde. .. . .. both date(d) rockers . . both extremly tacky . . . . Who's the winner??
I'm not even gonna get into that story . . I have a even BETTER one .. . Kanye is slowly proving to me that he's the gayest man on earth. . . Not because he spoke up on the Homophobia issue(which is the main reason why people are calling him KanGay), But because he's fucking Pam Anderson .. . PAM ANDERSON!!! I mean, you go from singing "Goldigger" to knocking up a plastic bitch that has a mean history of getting "juiced on" by redneck rockers . . I mean whats next, DMX bones Martha Stewart?? Get real Kanye, I no longer will defend you at school when people call you gay . .just because your dick couldnt say no to the "PlayWhore" from the future canceled show "Stacked" . .. . ..Shame on you . . .
Victoria Beckham at the Chanel Couture show, "lookin MEGA- Anorexic meets has been english pop singer".Rumour has it "The Spice Whores are secretly reuniting and about to work on a new album . . including the "english Beyonce" Gerri Halliwell! I so cant wait to see these pissy bitches break-up AGAIN. and for more un-shocking news "Baby Spice" is dating a black guy! Anyway, I say GO BABY!! Everyone should have a sweet tooth for some chocolate right?? right??I mean .. . well . . . . not chocolate cock, . . . .Only Baby Spice can LOVE chocolate cock . . . . . Maybe even Elizabeth Taylor loves shoving chocolate cock down her throat . She did "hang out" with Micheal Jackson . ..So that means she has a thing for "Vanilla Chocolate" . . . Wow. . . What are the odds of that, so does that sloppy body bitch Star Jones!! WOW!! lol.Now you racist bitches can alert the KKK, I'm pretty sure they can take a break from hard working jobs at the Bush Administration and Wal-Mart customer service desks.
You have been blessed. I decided to do the update tonight . . .. and your welcome. Getcha daily dose of Cam-Caine!!
Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton have kissed and made up (hopefully) and were seen"dancing up a cloud of coke" in the club Tao. Apparently, Paris has forgiven Kelly for ratting out all te "blonde" celebutants to the papers. Kelly reported "Anyone on the seen and is a blonde is doing drugs, I know, I've done them with them.." I guess its cool now, they can snort together in harmony.
Miss "Dont Forget About My Prozac" and Top Supermodel "I am a PsychoBytch" seen leaving a NY Hotel . . I cant believe their hanging out together . .I guess it works both ways, They're both Millionaire'z, Hot, and crazy and enjoy kicking bitches asses. Rumour has it "Mariah was a baaad bitch in high school. "She fought girls everyday, she was the Diva of the school". Thats not hard to believe, whats hard to believe is the fact that Naomi Campbell nor Eva Longoria are dating Jamie Foxx. How gay is that? Lets just hope he doesnt fuck up like Kanye did.
Thats Hot!
Okay . . your married to a semi- hot spanish bitch right?? and then you fuck a white girl . . wait. .. you tried to fuck a white girl and just because you didnt pay for her trip to Cancun . . she screams rape. so, since your semi-hot wife doesnt want to leave you (which is a sign of her being smart) you buy her a ring thats worth around. . . i dont know . . half of asia .. to make it all better. . Now Kobe, you thought that was the end right?? WRONG. . she's a woman and women have plans for men that cheat. She gave you the "classic" pay back. . . she's a PREGO.You've knocked her up and now you have another kid to pay for if she decides to leave you . . thats why I want to name Kobe Bryant "Mr. Stupid of 2006".
