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My friends are about to invade my blog with more news, more bitching, more gripe'n and more DRAMA!! I thought it would be cool to see more people on here expressin themselves they way I do, so to kick us off is a "Crunk Chick" from the Pharrell Forum . .
"Larizajai "
I feel so loved by Cam..he made me a guest writer..how fucking cool is that???O0ooo00o0oopss..I can say fuck right??Anyway, let me jump right into it..Ever since Olivia's been initiated in G-unit..she's just been appearing in all the rappers video..ei..50, Lloyd Banks and the rest of them...Then the she came out with a video which no one cared for....(hahahahaha) It didn't do well... so my question to you 50 is why???So now there is a young lady with amazing talent by the name of Keyshia Cole who's rumoring to be taking Olivia the Man's place..Could it be true?? Keyshia said if the money is right then hey...So back to the ghetto Olivia...your time have been terminated, you whack ass bitch!!!La, you out did yah self . . and trust me she's coming back .. . I'm sure she's jackin a bitch for a story right now . Anyway, I got more Gossip and GhostWritahz to come .. .
If you watched American Idol then you know who this chick is .. She didnt want to drink after Paula and said that "she will become famous one day" . ...“she can’t talk about nobody else because she ain’t made an album in about twenty d*mn years.” The bitch is obviously crazy, Paula put out a Greatest hits in the late 90's . . so she can just shut the fuck up! Embarrassing black people(my people) like that on T.V. drugged up, raunchy hoe!
Looks like someone's trying to avoid the part-time job at Burger King . . .. . . . Making endz meet former star of America's Next Top Model Toccarra is hoe'n herself and giving men the pleasure of looking at her tiggo-bitties for $6.95. This is the ugliest cover to a magazine I've ever saw, she can do much better.
Janet "fudge cake" Jackson is getting bigger. . . I wonder how she got so damn big?? Damn! I guess J.D. can still party hard and spend all of her life savings while she stuffs her face. She doesnt show any signs of losing no time soon.
~tears~
Everbody's clown'n on J.lo'z outfit on the tonight show, I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, she's Puerto Rican right?? well .. . .she took a negative and turn it into a "fashionable positive" by designing this wonderful "remix" version of a jail outfit, which will probablly be worn by some redneck bitch named "Mary Elizabeth" who's on death row for killing her babies .. . .. . .and you know how the media loves putting white girls on T.V., especially if they've killed a white baby or either gotten themselves kidnapped. . .. Anyway, I like to call it "J.Lo Jail-mate Couture" coming to a Macy's near you!
This one is tricky . . . . Both Blonde. .. . .. both date(d) rockers . . both extremly tacky . . . . Who's the winner??
I'm not even gonna get into that story . . I have a even BETTER one .. . Kanye is slowly proving to me that he's the gayest man on earth. . . Not because he spoke up on the Homophobia issue(which is the main reason why people are calling him KanGay), But because he's fucking Pam Anderson .. . PAM ANDERSON!!! I mean, you go from singing "Goldigger" to knocking up a plastic bitch that has a mean history of getting "juiced on" by redneck rockers . . I mean whats next, DMX bones Martha Stewart?? Get real Kanye, I no longer will defend you at school when people call you gay . .just because your dick couldnt say no to the "PlayWhore" from the future canceled show "Stacked" . .. . ..Shame on you . . .
Victoria Beckham at the Chanel Couture show, "lookin MEGA- Anorexic meets has been english pop singer".Rumour has it "The Spice Whores are secretly reuniting and about to work on a new album . . including the "english Beyonce" Gerri Halliwell! I so cant wait to see these pissy bitches break-up AGAIN. and for more un-shocking news "Baby Spice" is dating a black guy! Anyway, I say GO BABY!! Everyone should have a sweet tooth for some chocolate right?? right??I mean .. . well . . . . not chocolate cock, . . . .Only Baby Spice can LOVE chocolate cock . . . . . Maybe even Elizabeth Taylor loves shoving chocolate cock down her throat . She did "hang out" with Micheal Jackson . ..So that means she has a thing for "Vanilla Chocolate" . . . Wow. . . What are the odds of that, so does that sloppy body bitch Star Jones!! WOW!! lol.Now you racist bitches can alert the KKK, I'm pretty sure they can take a break from hard working jobs at the Bush Administration and Wal-Mart customer service desks.
You have been blessed. I decided to do the update tonight . . .. and your welcome. Getcha daily dose of Cam-Caine!!
Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton have kissed and made up (hopefully) and were seen"dancing up a cloud of coke" in the club Tao. Apparently, Paris has forgiven Kelly for ratting out all te "blonde" celebutants to the papers. Kelly reported "Anyone on the seen and is a blonde is doing drugs, I know, I've done them with them.." I guess its cool now, they can snort together in harmony.
Miss "Dont Forget About My Prozac" and Top Supermodel "I am a PsychoBytch" seen leaving a NY Hotel . . I cant believe their hanging out together . .I guess it works both ways, They're both Millionaire'z, Hot, and crazy and enjoy kicking bitches asses. Rumour has it "Mariah was a baaad bitch in high school. "She fought girls everyday, she was the Diva of the school". Thats not hard to believe, whats hard to believe is the fact that Naomi Campbell nor Eva Longoria are dating Jamie Foxx. How gay is that? Lets just hope he doesnt fuck up like Kanye did.
Thats Hot!
He stole the infamous "its ya birthday" from former 2 Live Crew member "Sir Luke" .. . If you think about it. . . . he did use it and didnt give Luke his props . . .. So I say sue that bitch Luke, he brags on his pockets too much anyway.
Penelope Cruz is the 1st lady of "Sean John". For those who are major dumbasses Sean John is a very fashionable label ran by Diddy . . I love this pic, its really professional. But the people in Estee Lauder think other wise. They pulled a Sean John fragrance ad from the store because it was too "provocative" .. . . Hmmmm. D&G could have half naked dudes kissing each other in a gym, but Diddy cant have a lady laying across his sweaty black body???I'm not even gonna jump to conclusions . . . Estee Lauder sucks major ass.
Paris Hilton leaving a date with a "colonic" doctor, rushing into the gym next door. . . . I guess this is how a hoe runs . . with bags . . while chatting on the cell.I must learn how to do this!! God its sooo difficult!!!
I feel so loved by Cam..he made me a guest writer..how fucking cool is that???O0ooo00o0oopss..I can say fuck right??
