Newest Favorite Movies of All Time

Lost In Translation (I love the way its shot, its beautiful. I cant wait to go to Japan in May . .The hotel looks soooo futuristic, I MUST stay there. I think its like $500 a night, which is okay for me)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (love those Addias .. .Loves Anjelica Huston and Bill Murray's performance. Another film shot beautifully)

Donnie Darko (Its .. . .its .. dark. . . Another film shot beautifully and has the one of the most confusing endings I've ever saw!! the soundtrack flawless. . . and Drew Barrymore was perfect.)

I just bought them on DVD which is great, I can waste my weekend watching the special features.

Lesbian Love Fest 2006

Christina said: "Kelly must have a crush on me - she's always saying things about me. I saw her at a club and said, 'Look, what is your problem?' and she had nothing to say."

The star first tried to end her war of words with feisty Kelly a year ago - who hit back saying she would "chuck her across the room.

" Kelly said: "Christina made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a f***ing feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room."
"She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk. She only does it because she always has a security guard around to punch anyone she gets in a fight with."

Words of Wisdom from CVD
Look , its 2006. Time to start fresh, get over your lame ass MTV fued and make tons cash bitches. Stop acting like you have fucking PMS 365 days of the year.

With Love, Cameron.

Sticks and Stones

I got the new ads for the Nicole Richie for Jimmie Choo shoe line. She's still sickly looking, I dont care what people say she's totally not anorexic.

Just ask Lindsay Lohan. lol. But Nicole Richie is still a bad bitch. She still has crazy cash and doesnt give a fuck. Plus she loves shopping and pissing people off . . .which is also two of my favorite things.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity/image_full/845/ for other Ads.

Pair lets Em' Hang

The self proclaimed (from myself) "bond girl of 2020" Paris Hilton goes bra-less on the streets of Burbank,California. The reason why I call Paris the next "Bond Girl of the year 2020" is because I have a strong feeling she's going to become a "bond girl",its only natural. So you hear it first from me,CVD.

Riding in MY car the RANGE ROVER (which to some people is seen as a chick car) arriving at the local recording studio to put (hopefully) the final touches on her new album. and I hope it doesnt suck as much as she did in that porno.

D&G Answers Prayers

I've always wanted to know what would a popular cell phone and a big fashion label would do if they crossed paths. .. . . Versace failed with Nokia, Betsey Johnson puked all over Virgin Mobile and now D&G has designed the best looking Motorola Raz'r phone I've ever seen with my very own two eyes. Its the hottest shit out, and I cant wait to see it . . .. . at Wal-Mart. Only 1,00o exist and its gonna run you around $2,000. cheap. If your lucky you can find the so called "Chanel Raz'r" phone on Ebay, but thats just a myth.

To all of you over-masterbating,studdering, anime porn watching GEEKS out there, I know this is old news, so stop emailing me you puss face cum sluts.(said with love)

http://ita.dolcegabbana.it/motorola2005/

Ralph Lauren is G.A..Y

I hate these Ralph Lauren Polo Boots. its "officially" the worst gift I EVER BOUGHT!!! before I could even look at the box, it had a HUGE gash on the side of it. Dropping its style value with me. Then . . I discovered the worst fucking thing possible . . . A HUGE SCRATCH on the front and back of the boots!!! A FUCKING SCRATCH on BRAND NEW FUCKING BOOTS!!
I thought I was gonna DIE!!!

So, I called my friends and told them I WAS NOT going out unless I had another pair of boots. the thing that grossed me out the most was I paid $219 on some Ralph Lauren Boots . . . True. I did feel a bit disgusted when I bought them, but they were only $219.00. . . . Its was SCREAMING "Buy Me!!" "Buy Me!!" so I did. I bought them, and they turned out to be the gayest pair of boots I've ever seen. Turns out that the guy in the store knew my best friend, and gave me 2 extra pair.
So, I cant complain . . I'm putting them up on EBAY for $300 each, just to get some quick cash to blow in 6 minutes online or something.

Air Max Crack

I've owned almost every pair of Air Max possible. So, when I heard they were "re-releasing" them I HAD to jump on the train. I've spent a sad total of $1200.00 . . . . I'm kinda ashamed to say it.

But who gives a fuck, I'm half rich!!! I got 3 pairs, so I'm gonna fuck 2 pairs up just for fun. The Air Max 95 are my favorite, I just love the look of them and the coloring. I took this pic while I was in (HELL on EARTH) a.k.a.U.S. Government class. .. . why should I know about laws when I can just buy my way out of jail. DUH!

Check It Out

I dont know when Im coming back for an update, maybe 2morrow, maybe New Years WHO KNOWS! but Check out the Best of CVD 2005. Do a little hunting in the archives, get your camcaine fix and send me a email.

Happy Hollidayz

Merry F'N Christmas Bitches

Guess Who? Has Been Edition

Its Diana Fucking Ross at that comedian guys funeral. Looking like the fucking wicked witch of the west from "The Wiz". I love her. She's old. not really hot anymore and fucked Andy Warhol. Just kiding. But I love that song "Love Hangover" the non-disco version . Its really hot.

Crunkness

Nicole Richie looks sooo good!! I love her. Check out this pic and more in her book "Truth About Diamonds" .. I hear its a good book. . .should be a movie. . . or at least a great plot for a lifetime show, cuz we all know that channel is SUPER GAY.

Fly Fly!!

Uma Thurman shooting her next movie (Not Kill Bill 3) "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Looks good.

but she SHOULD be working on Kill Bill 3!!! or at least becoming a Bond Girl. Charlize turned them down. . sadness.

Paris Hilton's XX-XMas Party

Steve-O and his crew of bitches was there . . Paris's drunky boy-toy was there . . . and people were doing drugs . . . and a Kinkaju was being held out the window . . . and Paris Flashed her flat ass booty. . .the Police showed up . . did a litle partying . .. . . . danced with Paris on a couple of tables and left.

Merry Christmas

Should I buy . . . .

Hmmm.

Maybe. but I LOVE the Air Max . . I'm a Air Max Freak!!

I Cant Wait: For the Release

Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!! I'm gonna keep the plot a secret . . . . Cuz I dont want to spoil the fact that the Wayans are NOT and I repeat NOT directing this one . . WHAT THA FUCK!!! Do they want to sale? Do they want to make people laugh?? Bring the Wayan's back!!

This better be good . . If not . .I'm gonna .. . I'm gonna write a letter!!

A LETTER DAMMIT!!

So new director of Scary Movie 4 . . You better bring it!! This one MUST be better than the last!!!

(aaand scene) Sometines you gotta be a bitch to get what you want, when u want it.

New Face of Chanel:Lindsay Lohan

Coolness!! Karl has picked a good one. i'm surprised its not J.Lo (who was the face for L.V. for like 3 seconds) or Ashanti(Who needs some cash coming through fast . . . she has a fucking "Chirstmas CD . . Gross)

But Yeah, Lindsay is a good broad, she can bring it. But something tells me. . .Ashley Simpson is going to become the new face of Gucci . . .

NOT!!!!

.But thats just me, thinking too damn much.

I'm officially starting the "Battle of the Couture Celebutaunts"

Here are some of the endorsment deals underway:






Paris Hilton for Heatherette (Official)

Nicole Richie for Jimmy Choo (Official)

Madonna for Versace (Finished)

Demi Moore Kutcher (Finished)

Beyonce for Versace (Official)

Britney Spears for Versace (Did't Take Off)

Mariah Carey for Versace (Official)

Christina Aguilera for Versace (Finished)

Naomi Campbell for Anna Sui (Official)

Omahrya Mota for Cam Retro (Unofficial) (My Label!)

Sienna Miller for Dior (???)

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton (Official)



I'll keep you updated on more of these possible "Train Wrecks in the Couture House"

CVD Exclusive: Gwen Is Knocked Up!

Its 100% true, Gwen Stefani is pregnant! But is it by who I think it is?? I hope so, she always did have a thing fro dark meat. But anyway, she is happily married to Gavin Rossdale and I hope they have a healthly baby. . and Pharrell does too. . . .

Inner Mariyln

At first .. I thought . ."hmmm. Lindsay Lohan could play Marilyn Monroe in the new Bio-pic . . . ." but now, I think Charlize Theron is the hoe for the job!! check out this pic. .. splitting image right?? I wonder if they're gonna use Madonna's version of "Mr. President" . ??

Paris Hates LAX

Paris Hilton hates LAX club cuz they didnt let her in. "Its just filled with fucking D-List Celebs" bitched Paris. "I hate it". isnt odd that Paris hates the club LAX which is owned by Nicole Richie's Ex husband???

Can you say secretly getting back together??

Paris and Nicole can!!

This Beat Is . . . .

Janet Jackson's love child isn't some reject retard created from the sperm of that fag Debarge, its obviously the newest sensation and "clone" Janet Jackson herself. . . Ciara. She's on tour(ABOUT TIME BITCH) and is on her way to a town near you. Not Memphis, cuz the rednecks dont like good music.

so. .. . . . . . . yeah.