Merry F'N Christmas Bitches

Guess Who? Has Been Edition

Its Diana Fucking Ross at that comedian guys funeral. Looking like the fucking wicked witch of the west from "The Wiz". I love her. She's old. not really hot anymore and fucked Andy Warhol. Just kiding. But I love that song "Love Hangover" the non-disco version . Its really hot.

Crunkness

Nicole Richie looks sooo good!! I love her. Check out this pic and more in her book "Truth About Diamonds" .. I hear its a good book. . .should be a movie. . . or at least a great plot for a lifetime show, cuz we all know that channel is SUPER GAY.

Fly Fly!!

Uma Thurman shooting her next movie (Not Kill Bill 3) "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Looks good.

but she SHOULD be working on Kill Bill 3!!! or at least becoming a Bond Girl. Charlize turned them down. . sadness.

Paris Hilton's XX-XMas Party

Steve-O and his crew of bitches was there . . Paris's drunky boy-toy was there . . . and people were doing drugs . . . and a Kinkaju was being held out the window . . . and Paris Flashed her flat ass booty. . .the Police showed up . . did a litle partying . .. . . . danced with Paris on a couple of tables and left.

Merry Christmas

Should I buy . . . .

Hmmm.

Maybe. but I LOVE the Air Max . . I'm a Air Max Freak!!

I Cant Wait: For the Release

Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!! I'm gonna keep the plot a secret . . . . Cuz I dont want to spoil the fact that the Wayans are NOT and I repeat NOT directing this one . . WHAT THA FUCK!!! Do they want to sale? Do they want to make people laugh?? Bring the Wayan's back!!

This better be good . . If not . .I'm gonna .. . I'm gonna write a letter!!

A LETTER DAMMIT!!

So new director of Scary Movie 4 . . You better bring it!! This one MUST be better than the last!!!

(aaand scene) Sometines you gotta be a bitch to get what you want, when u want it.

New Face of Chanel:Lindsay Lohan

Coolness!! Karl has picked a good one. i'm surprised its not J.Lo (who was the face for L.V. for like 3 seconds) or Ashanti(Who needs some cash coming through fast . . . she has a fucking "Chirstmas CD . . Gross)

But Yeah, Lindsay is a good broad, she can bring it. But something tells me. . .Ashley Simpson is going to become the new face of Gucci . . .

NOT!!!!

.But thats just me, thinking too damn much.

I'm officially starting the "Battle of the Couture Celebutaunts"

Here are some of the endorsment deals underway:






Paris Hilton for Heatherette (Official)

Nicole Richie for Jimmy Choo (Official)

Madonna for Versace (Finished)

Demi Moore Kutcher (Finished)

Beyonce for Versace (Official)

Britney Spears for Versace (Did't Take Off)

Mariah Carey for Versace (Official)

Christina Aguilera for Versace (Finished)

Naomi Campbell for Anna Sui (Official)

Omahrya Mota for Cam Retro (Unofficial) (My Label!)

Sienna Miller for Dior (???)

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton (Official)



I'll keep you updated on more of these possible "Train Wrecks in the Couture House"

CVD Exclusive: Gwen Is Knocked Up!

Its 100% true, Gwen Stefani is pregnant! But is it by who I think it is?? I hope so, she always did have a thing fro dark meat. But anyway, she is happily married to Gavin Rossdale and I hope they have a healthly baby. . and Pharrell does too. . . .

Inner Mariyln

At first .. I thought . ."hmmm. Lindsay Lohan could play Marilyn Monroe in the new Bio-pic . . . ." but now, I think Charlize Theron is the hoe for the job!! check out this pic. .. splitting image right?? I wonder if they're gonna use Madonna's version of "Mr. President" . ??

Paris Hates LAX

Paris Hilton hates LAX club cuz they didnt let her in. "Its just filled with fucking D-List Celebs" bitched Paris. "I hate it". isnt odd that Paris hates the club LAX which is owned by Nicole Richie's Ex husband???

Can you say secretly getting back together??

Paris and Nicole can!!

This Beat Is . . . .

Janet Jackson's love child isn't some reject retard created from the sperm of that fag Debarge, its obviously the newest sensation and "clone" Janet Jackson herself. . . Ciara. She's on tour(ABOUT TIME BITCH) and is on her way to a town near you. Not Memphis, cuz the rednecks dont like good music.

so. .. . . . . . . yeah.

CAMVANDAM GOES 2 JAPAN!!

I'm goin to Japan!!! Yay!!

VS.

In Style

New Banner, I like it. I'll have ur "Camcaine Fix" Saturday.

"I''ll Make U Famous"-CAMVANDAM

Its Top Secret Bitch!

Here is the possible blueprint of the possible Tmobile Sidekick 3 and future Sidekick phones .. I hope its real, but something is telling me that someone had alot of time on their hands. So, I wont get excited yet.. . . I hate when people do stupid shit like this. They should stop making hype over products that arent out yet. But you gotta hand it to em', they do sell more when its drama behind it.

engadget.com for more news on gadgets and cellphones.

Current Crave: Ice

I didnt really care for grillz and Iced out chains. until I saw Skateboard P's chain. When I first saw these pics I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS MUTTHHAAFUCCCKKAAA IZZ INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't imagine how much it cost, but I want one. Pharrel wont even tell us who made it all he's saying is "I got it in Japan, me and Nigo got 8 of em each". Nigo is the designer for A Bathing Ape (BAPE) . If BAPE was a person it would look like a very fresh2death Kanye West with the rank of The Rolling Stones, a very, very expensive spending habit like myself and a glamourous life like a Hilton. its MAJOR over than in Japan. Alot of the bogus bullshit is sold over here, I wish they didnt do that. But you can't stop cheap ghetto ass people from making look alikes cause they can't afford the real deal. How hard is it to get $400 for a pair of Bape shoes?
Geez.
Anyway,
its either one of these chains with one charm or the Range Rover as a graduation present. .. Hopefully something else pops up to get my attention, cuz I might go bankrupt fucking around with these people. lol.

Fuck that. I'm gonna go for the Rover. Its been my all time dream to own one, without paying a car note. I wouldnt want to flush all of that away because of some stupid ass chain that I'm only gonna wear once.

There, I've saved myself from another possible screw up. But if I see Paris Hilton wearing gold fronts, I'm going to the nearest Ice shop and i'm buying the fucking store!

Shouts out to commonwealth.com for the pics, wuddup beecheez!

Nicky Wins

Everybody knows Nicky Hilton isnt as popular as my future wife Paris Hilton. But on this day, she actually looked more attractive than her. . for the first time.

Many will agree that Nicky is the cock-blocker of the two, but she can be okay looking sometimes. I just dont like those snobby ass looks on her face. Maybe because i'm famous for making the same faces, who knows. Although Nicky isnt my favorite Hilton, I'll give her a point.
JUST FOR TODAY
After this, FUCK OFF NICKY, you greasy, snobby whore!! Don't forget that I say these things with love.

Buy It

Raising Victor Vargas is the movie of the year for me.I've seen it a TRILLION times, its very, very good. Buy it! Buy it ! BUY IT! or just wait until they play it on HBO.

If your not a fan of independent flims, go suck major ass!! This is actually a good one.It makes since and its not gay at all. Trust me. its worth it.

Tokyo, USA

The japanese pop culture or "JPOP" has officially cashed in on us Americans. . .first it was Dragonball Z, (BULLSHIT). . . then it was Poke'mon (BULLSHIT 2x) . . but now, I like the stuff were buying from them. 3G cellphones, Bape, Evisu, and all of the Japanese horror flicks are being remade into American classics like "The Grudge" and "The Ring".

I'm actually trying to find a way to cash in on them. but its impossible to show someone something they've already made that still hasnt seen the daylight of American culture. .

Just look at this picture. they love black culture.,because its the only successful thing happening here in america for the past couple of years. You can pray and pray, but you'll NEVER and I mean NEVER see NYC look like Tokyo.

MOO-Riah

This big bitch is making crazy cash now! She's performing at half-time shows, award shows, BBQ conventions and everything else thats paying over $7.50 an hour. . . .

I wonder would she perform at my house for a reasonable price???? NAH! I rather watch a wrinkled up, obese asian lady f*ck herself with a end of a broom stick, than to hear her sing to me. . . .

Sorry Mariah, you suck.