Monday, October 03, 2005

Lil Kim: Jail Bait Icon


Lil Kim wants my fans to show her love . . . send cards, pictures, blah blah blah, Tampon's, dildo's WHATEVER. Holla atcha girl. Oh, she's on the cover of the Source Magazine and her album got 5 mics(which is very, very, very good)
Kimberly Jones / 56198-054FDC
PHILADELPHIAFEDERAL DETENTION CENTERP.O. BOX 562PHILADELPHIA, PA 19106

Shut Up Bitch!! love that song.

No, No No Noooooo!



Fergie has braids. Someone is a bit confused. She's trying to pull a Janet Jackson "Poetic Justice" look which died in the 90's. Pick a race and stick with it bitch!


(Note: Im a hardcore BlackEyedPeas fan, therefore, I can say what I want.)

The Best Episode of SNL

Well, the newest one with Kanye West was soooooooo great! I forgot to tape it. Well anyway, do you remember this episode with Lindsay Lohan?

I cried.
http://smithappens.com/video_debbiedowner.php

Melting Plastic


Paper, Rock, ANOREXIC! This bitch is fierce! I like her when she acts like a model. I like her more because in a recent interview she said "I love Fashion, Fur, Money and My kids... and David."
How bitch'n is that!! "Fashion before children ".. SOUNDS HOT!!!!

America's Next Top Tranny


SPOILER: Rumour has it . . Coryn of America's Next Top model is suppose to drop a MAJOR bombshell .. She use to be a MAN! I wonder how Tyra's gonna react.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Steve-O Dunz-O


Not that Adam Corolla's show is important or anything, but a line has to be drawn somewhere. Apparently, Steve-O of the notorious Jackass crew came on the show live drunk out of his mind. Not pretending, not half way, but straight up drunk. It would have been cooler if he boned a few midgets, puked on Adam and stapled his nuts to his leg . . . but he was just plain ol' drunk.
he's so lame!

view the video
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/steveocorolla.html

Kelis Looks Very 1972


I like this pic. Its cool, she looks like she's leaving a hotel in Mexico or something during the 70's. Its not that old, but its not very new.

Nicole's Magical Boobs


Looks like someone got a visit from the plastic fairey!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

CVD Gets Official


Whats up everybody! I have some news . . . Starting saturday(or monday) CVDBLOGSPOT will be having a few guest reporters. of course i'll post the story, but they'll get all of the hype that comes along with it. so, look out! The CVDBLOGSPOT Family is expanding . . .


GOD SAVE HOLLYWOOD

Monday, September 26, 2005

A Word from CVD:

Im thinking about getting my own reality show .. my own online reality show. . .check in with me saturday for more details.

More on Nicole Richie's Bash

Too Funny


Let me start by saying. . I didnt do it.

Sorry Nicole!



I know, I know . .I'm late. Nicole Richie Turned 24 a couple of days ago. its not that hardcore. Anyway, she went to Disney World and she had a bash at a club. You wouldnt belive who showed up. . . Paris Hilton!!!

House of Wicked Witch of the East


I love Donnatella, but she's been "gold" every since I loved clothing. And to anyone that knows me, knows thats been forever! I wish she could become pale just for one day! one fucking whole day! It would change my life . . . really.
She's the Queen of Plastic in Italy, rumour has it . .. She's buying a house in L.A. . . . . thats it. she's not bone'n any stars of young hollywood. She's not getting knocked up by Kevin Federline. . . she's just being Ms. Versace. With a bumpy nose.

Brit's Boy


The only "good" shot of the future pimp. .

Paris Hilton Parties at Tao Opening



She's seen here with the gayest black man alvie (in my opinion) Usher. At the Grand Opening of Jermaine Dupree's resturant Tao in Las Vegas. . . . (Janet's Resturant) She also has my future phone in the palm of her sweaty hand. Could this be a possible hook-up, or another attempt by Paris Hilton to win her Black card back?

Lindsay Lohan and her Weave





















She looks like she's getting bigger . . . could she be doing drugs again?? I dont think so. She's drinking a diet Coke! She cant go wrong!!

Bad News Bears . . . . .


Today, I had a thought. . . I might actually have to work here if my spending habits get outta control . . . im really depressed now. Does that mean no more Girbaud? No more RocaWear? No more Ecko!!? No more Bathing Ape?!(whenever i can get $1000 for a jacket) and No more Comme Des Garcon????~!!!! ~sad face~ Its crazy, I know. the spoil little "half rich" male beeeottch has to work . . for . . the money . . . ?? It sounds like im prostituting myself or something.

Black Power . . Loves It



Paris gets love from a fan. I hope she doesn't remind this lady how she used the "N". White people can be so dumb majority of the time.

Paris Can't Park




"Today Paris Hilton scratched her brand new Ferrari" In Tomorrow's news "Paris Hilton buys 45 new Ferrarri's"