Welcome Back

Hey everybody! I just wanna say that my birthday didn't totally suck. I managed to get tons of gifts and cash from a bunch of people. Sadly, i'm 18 now. Anyway, A bunch of my celeb friends were out and about on saturday night. It just so happpens that I have the fab photos of them partying on my behalf. so, Today .. . . NO GOSSIP!!! Yes, I know, I know. Its the end of the world. But just for today, NO GOSSIP. so just sit back and read the messages my friends sent me.

Jessica Alba

Dont worry Jessica, I'll let you slide on this one. OOOOOO Grean Tea!!!

Paris

She's cool.

Johnny

I'm not a fan of water johnny, I thought you knew that.. . .

Tara Again!!

OMG!!! TARA YOU ALL WAYS FUCK UP THE MOMENT!!!

Tara

GROSS TARA!!!

Taking a Break

You guys, im taking a break on saturday. You know, blah,blah,blah, My BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 6TH blah,blah I need money blah, and blah. so, I'll see you all on monday! loves it.

Paris Loves Me Not . . .

Here's Paris with Paris at a local club dancing up a storm. . . . . Again, no expression from the other Paris. Does anyone notice a pattern.

He's totally gay.

and I'm not jealous.

Paris Loves me .. . . .

Paris Hilton you guys called me today. Here's the script to the convo.

PH: Like Hello?
CW: Hello? who is this?
PH: Oh Cam, its me Paris.
CW: O. . . um. . . you again. . . . . . I meant to call you bu-
PH: Thats Hot!
PH: Yeah! I was calling to give you a early Happy Birthday! So happy birthday .. bitch.
CW: Paris. . . you have to stop calling me bitches, Ima guy.
PH: Well My Fiancee likes it when I call him a bitch.
CW: Well thats because he is a bitch Paris.
PH: Thats Hot.
CW: . . . . . . What are you doing?
PH: Eating cheeto's. Loves it!
CW: Paris, Im gonna hang up now, this call is long distance.
PH: Whatever, you better call me bitch. k, LOVES IT BYE!!!!
CW: Dammit!

( to all of the dumb bitches, everyone knows she didnt call me. I called her. pubicist.)

Ms. Witherspoon doesn't like Jessica's Image

REESE WITHERSPOON has hit out at JESSICA SIMPSON, accusing her of cashing in on her stupidity. The actress was appalled with Simpson's behaviour in her reality show NEWLYWEDS, insisting she should be ashamed not celebrate her ignorance. "Creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, 'I'm stupid, isn't it cute?' makes me want to throw daggers". . . . . . . Someone's a bit "cranky" cuz they can't get a job. I think Reese should stick to her own problems. Her "husband" acts like he'd rather fuck a dog than be with her. hey, I'm just putting the facts on the street.They are a odd couple.

Jessica says "Disney = Crazy People!!"

JESSICA SIMPSON was thrilled to beat BRITNEY SPEARS for the role of DAISY DUKE in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, and has taken a backhanded swipe at the superstar singer.
The victory was all the more sweet because Simpson missed out on a part in kids show THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB at the expense of Spears and CHRISTINA AGUILERA - but the NEWLYWEDS star now insists she's glad she never made the grade.
Simpson says, "I'm glad I didn't get the Mickey Mouse Club. I got to be a normal kid.
"It makes me more proud to have gone through failure and then have success."

What a great way of saying "Hey Disney, Fuck You!! YEAH!!

Britney Loves Gold!!!

Britney digging for that good ol' booger gold. She loves Goooooooooooooooollld!!! The look of it , they taste the "shmell", the texted-cha".- GoldMember

Brad-Big Lips

Well. If they dont want to admit that they're a couple, Then I guess this should help. You know you're in love when you eat together at the IHOP and fly a jet for breakfast. Oh yeh, Brad Pitt ordered French toast for breakfast, while his girlfriend Jolie got pancakes and bacon.

Nicole Feeling Fab . .

But looks like Mighty Mouse.

Ms. Kim Stewart

We here at DDCW love Kim. . . Well until we find some dirt on her. But what hasn't been said that we dont already know.

She's a whore.
Her dad likes to wear Spandex underwear.
She likes to be called Paris Hilton in public.
She can't model that well.
Her credit cards are never valid at Saks.

See, these are some things that we already know. Maybe she's just a boring person.

Looking Homeless

I think this is how poor people should dress.

Here we go again....

Ashlee Simpson is dating the kid with the "Hair" again. Or I think guess so. . . . . . I guess she needs some kind of inspiration for her new album. Lets just hope she skips anything live, or taped. Look at that dumbass look on his face!!

Gross

OMG!! Mary Kate has no ass!!!

Dust in the Wind

Here's a pic of Nicole Richie walking on the beach. Just looking crazy for the paparazi. I wonder if shes a reader of the DDCVD??

"Im gonna strut"

I think I'm stuck in 1976 or something. I've been saying stupid shit like "Groovy" and "Cut me some slack Jack". . . . . Im feel so o o o o o o o o uncool when I slip and say dumb shit like this. LOL. Anyway, here's Jack "Awesome-bourne" (maybe. . . . okay . . . . no) Leaving a club. He looks cool. Im happy he's getting laid more often.