Hang'n on the Telephone

OMG!! Its Nicole Richie and she's talking on my phone!! Well, the phone I plan on getting for my b-day. Its the new Motorola Razr Black. But, I don't know. I kinda hate the fact that I constantly change my mind and I'm never satisfied with a decision I make. Its like once I have it, I don't want it anymore. Kinda Like Jude Law....Loves it!

Mullet Action

Yes. Its Mr. F with a mullet and Mr. F with a bad goatee. I guess they're shooting some western redneck cop flick.Or maybe its Swat 2.........

Lil' Ashanti

A federal jury said Ashanti owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract. I guess the newest hip hop trend is going to court and paying tons of cash. Like Lil Kim, Ashanti could have faced jail time. Damn! I wish she would have did something more serious like beat a bitch down or stole something!! Now I have to watch more of her videos on BET and MTV!! CRAP!! She doesnt have any dance moves..... all she does is touch her hair and tits.Bur hey, atleast she doesnt lip sing. Maybe she could lip sing if she really knew how to sing.

Back then didn't want me.....

Man, make-up is the new god.

Jessica's Cool

More and more rumours are swirling around about the possible fact that Jessica Simpson could be breaking up with hubby "Mr.Stuck-up".In my opinion, I think he's gay. Only because he gets "whiny" at Jessica for having more fame than he does. He's a 90's has been and can't live with it. Im pretty sure he's fucking some other chick (or guy) while Jessica is on the red-carpet. I hope she leaves his ass and settles with Johnny Knoxville.
P.S. I love that new LV bag, its hard to get. I dont want one, im dude! Bitch!

Pamela Downs the whole Thing!!

"I just swallowed it all up inside" said Pamela Anderson about how she felt when she heard she was being roasted. "I guess I'm at a certain point in life when I'm famous enough to be "dogged out" by others celebs". "it sounds like fun!" I can only imagine who's gonna be there and what type of fucked up jokes they have about her. Its on Comedy Central on August 14.

Eminem not finished

Reports from the rapper's hometown of Detroit last week had sources close to Em saying that he planned to retire following his Anger Management run. He's tired of the limelight, they said. He wants to produce other artists, they said. They even gave a date — September 17, when he's slated to play Slane Castle in Ireland on the last scheduled show of the Anger Management Tour — for his last concert.Not so fast, said the man himself. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break from my music to go in the studio and produce my other artists and put their albums out. That's called taking a break for me," Em told MTV News. "When I know my next move, I'll tell everyone my next move. Not some reporter who writes a story about 'This is Eminem's last album.' I never said [Encore] was my last album. I never said anything yet. I don't know what I'm doing yet. Nothing is definite, you know what I'm sayin'? Nothing is written in stone. So, I guess you gay people still have to suffer the lyrics of a broken down white rapper, or from most of his proteges. Loves it! From the look of this Mugshot, I hope he gets back in jail... He's FIERCED!!

Courtney F'N Love

Courtney's daughter Frances Bean was cool with Steven Spielberg's son. He had a bar mitzvah and she wasn't invited. Courtney was drunk when interviewed about the incident. She bashed Spielberg and his movies. lol. A mothers love..... Anyway, guests like burlesque babe Dita Von Teese and actress Josie Marain partied by the pool. That's gay. Her daughter is really cool.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm soooooooooooooo bored!! I could have had tons of gossip for you today, but im tired...... and lame....... and when I'm both, I'm not busy....... When Im not busy, I'm tired and lame. so, its a vicious cycle that im going through at the moment. BUT..... Tomorrow I'll tons of news...... About everything from sing bears to gay Disney characters, k? Loves it!! Anyway, to make it up to you, read that picture above... Its soooooo crazy!

Breaking my Pockets!!!

Okay, anybody that knows me knows the fact that I love CellPhones!! I can't think of anything else but the latest in cellphone technology. So, this is just a model of what could be.... my next orgasm. meet the Motorola Razr Slider.... its Bitch'n!!

Exclusive: Paris and Paris Spilt!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... She's avaliable. I guess she found out he was gay or something. he looks pretty gay to me. A guy named "Paris"......... hmmm.......
queer.

Star Trek Dude Dies

The Star Trek dude that played "Scotty" died today. I know Im late with the news but I didnt think it was that important.

Thought of Today...... 7/20/05

I remember in middle school when we had to an essay on a major event that happened in the U.S. I didnt want to do any wars or anything of that nature. So, I studied the Rise and Fall of Disco and Studio 54. I got a B on my 4 page essay. How Gay!! So, lets take a moment to remember all of those people who died from Cocaine, Poppers, Pre-X, and anything else they cooked up downstairs. "Cheers!"

Boning Material

OMG!! Jack Osbourne is getting fierced ladies!!! He's lost tons of weight, he's soooo gonna make the family proud when he falls back into his old habits. Just kidding!! I love the Osbournes, I have the DVD!! Kelly's new CD is okay. I haven't heard it, but I havent HEARD of it either. so, I assume it didn't flop. Cause X-Tina would be all over that.

Who???

Im sorry if I may come off as a "genius" to some... But who is this chick? I mean, I heard that her husband cheated on her and she was suppose to play in some kind of English play... Oh, its that girl who Jude Law cheated on. Well, if that happened in America she would have chopped off his balls and hid them in Central Park. So, its best if they stay in England. Then I heard that her manager gave her the night off. NOT IN AMERICA!!! Tons of women get cheated,beat, and robbed and they still through hell at their 9 to 5. They have it easy.... not England, but the famous. (Note to anyone British, I do not mean to say or do harm by any of these comments. I understand you all are devastated by the fact that you had a bombing. So, don't take this to heart.. SUPER!!!)

Seacrest comes out

Ryan Seacrest is the man you picture when you think of the word "Metro", "Homo" and "Stylishly Plain". I mean what is a man without his labels!! Anyway, I'm holding out on you guys. I read that Ryan Seacrest is coming out......... in 2006........... with his own fashion label!!! What didyah think he was gonna do, say he was gay or something!? No! anyway, he wants everyone to wear his plain little button downs and his plain little tank tops with plain little pants. The only person I know who has signed up for this massacre is his dear friend Ellen. You know Ellen right?? That lady thats boning Portia de Rossi!Yeah, I thought you knew her. Loves it!!

Im Not Gonna Do it!!

EVERYBODY ELSE is covering the Jude Law story and I choose not too. Its too "New York" for me to do so. I dont actually know what happen therefore I can't create a rumour nor a lie about any of it. I dont care for English gossip, its like trying to fuck a drunk Elton John with no hands. Silly!!

Master P,Lohan,Duff 3 WAY!!

Can you fucking imagine Master P boning two little white girls? Well, dream on you dirty, dirty pervert!! the 3 will be making a flim together and I dont actually know what its gonna be about.
The film title is leaning back toward "Lost Girls", rather than the original title of Alex McAulay's book.
The studio originally avoided Lost Girls because of ABC's Emmy favorite Lost, but now they're a little less fearful of audience confusion.
Meanwhile, rapper Master P is scraping for a role in the film. He may be best suited for the role of camp guard, but we're all gearing up for a Lindsay vs. Hilary vs. Master P fight for soundtrack inclusion. And we all know how much Lindsay values listening to her own music in her pictures!! Such a slut!! Loves it

Collin's Nasty.......

Colin Farrell has a sex tape out, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! the price is $7,000!!! just to see him perform Karma Sutra. I have a better Idea, how about someone steals it and then post it all over the internet!! That would be grand!! but now Colin Farrell is suing Nicole Narain, the woman he made a sex tape with. Narain is allegedly trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary and profit from the video that Farrell says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public. Yeah, right. I thought he was gay.

Nicole Tells All

Nicole Richie is about to become a best-selling author. "Rock and Royalty" is the title her tell all book. its filled with things about her life, drug addiction and broken friendships with celebs. I just hope that she reveals the reason why she and Paris broke up and why she's not eating.