You Changed the game... I like your Thug Style

Omahyra, Omahyra, Omahyra!!! I love her with all of my might! To me, she's the best model for our generation. Walking on the runway as if she has better shit to do. Everytime I see her she's always in fun mode. It looks like she's about to cave a bitches head in when she's posing. She's super great thats why my blog will be dedicated to her for a week. So come on and see new pics of her every other day.

Exclusive: Gay'er Than Gay

I never actually met a guy that liked dancing. In fact, If he did like dancing then he would'nt tell me even on his death bed. But, I'm not the poster child for "100% Mans Man" so I can't call anyone soft. Only but one guy, Omarion. This is one dude you really have to wonder about. He likes dancing, singing and hanging out with the boys . All of the time! Now, I like hanging out with my friends. but...uh.... I dont know.. at least one vagina is in the room and its a 40% chance thats she's a lesbian. But that counts! right? So, I'm calling Omarion the first "Straigay Sexual". he's the type where he seems gay'er than a metro-sexual, but more butch than Rosie O'Donald. take a good look at what i'm talking about...

The World Is A Vampire

If you haven't taken a break from your boring lifestyle you may have heard Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins live on MTV news. No he's not writing another poetry book nor is he releasing a new album. He wants more fucking money!! He's tired of making wack songs to make himself seem "Un-Smashing Pumpkins". So whats a man to do? He's gathering the Prozac popping gang for one more time! Yay........Hopefully fans like myself wont become tricked when we find out its a whole new line up because that asian-fag didn't want to play the guitar again. So, good luck Corgan on kissing major ass to get the originals back together....again. Hey, if this works maybe LFO could have a chance of getting together. Oh thats right, one of them has cancer..........well.........I guess they wont be touring with that group that wrote "if your still my sunshine".

Hip Hop's New Year

Every year believe it or not Hip Hop Fashion, Music, and Celebs create trends for people like you and I. Of course I always predict the worst and go my own way. But now, I actually might ride this crazy train. Instead of guys dressing like "Hip Hop Skater's" the girls will. Thanks to women like Eve, Gwen Stefani, M.I.A. and Missy E. girls will be rocking high top sneakers with 70's style hot pants with colors from the 1980's;along with Airbrushed wife beater's and "punk style" backpacks all this summer. Now, this isnt a official just my prediction. My little sister(very little) will enter High School for the first time this year. Of course she's unknown, but with me on her side.. she can't go wrong. For the Guys, "supposedly" we are cleaning it up a little bit more. Artist like Kanye West and Jay-Z are sporting Yves Staint Laurent and Hilfiger sunglasses at night; With Crushed velevet blazers and NO DENIM!! Wow you absolutly wont see that in Memphis!! So, I decided to be myself and mix the greatest brand of all time ADIDAS with my line House of Punkerella for this upcoming summer/fall. I also plan on wearing baggy acid wash Girbaud's(I might have to go DIY) with ADIDAS high top sneakers w/ a ADIDAS superstar jacket (80's color of course) and a Punkerella Tee with a Acid wash Giraffe on it.. Dont forget the oversized shades. Thats soooooo Hip Hop 1987!!! Im The King of the Fashion World... if not the Hip Hop Fashion World!!!!

Hardcore Heaven

2005 is the year of the remakes. "Dukes of Hazzard" "Bewitched" and "The HoneyMooners". My predictions are that they're gonna sell tickets but not from I. Why not remake "Psycho" with Alan Cumming as Norman Bates and directed by David La Chappelle. What about a remake on Friday the 13th and Quentin Tarantino as the director. How about some fucking flims that the real movie go'ers actually want to see. HollyWood gossip says that for the next few years almost every last vintage american moment will be remaked into film. Can you say a waste of time?? I have a plot for you "Taxi" the Horror Version... Amanda Lepore (Transexual) is now playing Di Nero's role as the crazed taxi driver and Nicole Ritchie is her druggie sidekick/lesbian lover;(totally New York meets Las Vegas Grunge) Marilyn Manson plays a priest and Vin Diesel is a hitman. Now get the same dude that directed "Sin City" and tell that wouldnt be a classic.

Chapter From My Novel pt.1

To revamp my blog I would like to give a "brief" reading from my "coming soon" novel called "Glitter and Tacks"... "I awoke that morning not feeling so refresh because of what I should have done to make myself seem more "trendy" to the popular kids at school. Maybe I should have went to the graveyard with the goths and drank Pepsi with X.... What if I did?? would I finally be accepted into a group that is now "loved" and "embraced" by pop culture? If only I could actually love drugs the way I crave for attention. But wait, if goths are so "anti-light" why are they mainstream? Its loved because its a negative and its nothing else like it....In other words its like being Paris Hilton with Aids...like glitter with tacks."

All Bones Trend

Have you notice that Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan have been looking a bit "sickly" in recent weeks. I heard that Nicole Richie is now going back to doing drugs because her broken friendship with Paris. Drugs were her best friend before her anyway, why not go back and do them again. What does she has to lose. I mean, she has no career. So there is nothing she could fuck up. Since she and Lindsay are now good friends, I think she's turning Lindsay into a pipe fiend as well. She did get dumped by Wilma Valderamma. So, she needed a new friend. Weed, Nicole, and Crack. That should work out perfectly until her dad gets out of jail and joins them in a few "getaway" parties at the local Ramada Inn. Causing the paparazzi to get more shots of them taking shots in public. It's like having a body like a crackhead is in, and dressing like one is out. Remember, Brad and Jenn were perfect dressing like bums. But, I'd rather dress like I'm on dope, than actually look like I'm on dope. I mean, its not just HollyWood doing this. The music industry has a hold on this sudden "death trend". Have you seen the new Snoop Dogg video? OH My FUCKING GAWD!! I also think he's jumped on the crazy train as well. I mean, who would actually wear a "WifeBeater" with arms like that. Its just bones...... People... Lets NOT make the victims of the Holocaust become a fashion statement. Its just retarded. Here are some pIcs of this sick and twisted new trend. How Sad.