Hot Couple. . .

These two should Really hook-up .. .

Jamie Foxx and (A very "Annie" looking)Jessica Alba(@MTV). .
They would be really hot together.. a Definite "Hollywood Power Couple" .. If they had babies, The world will finally know. . .

"what race is Jessica??" black, white, hispanic?? Japanese? Mut?(ding ding)

But race doesn't matter to Jamie, I hear he has orgies before and after his performance's . . . With up to 8 women a night. . has he ever heard of "V.D"?

Oh that's right. . Celebs can't get disease's. . Just ask Magic Johnson.

Get Down . . .

Madonna looking MEGA-CRUNK in this astonishing photography spread by Steven Klein.

I guess she and David La aren't kissing and making up anytime soon. She's been working with Klein for sometime now . .. whats up with that??

Is she his new muse??

Her world tour opens in L.A., U.S.A. in the middle of May. . I hope she gets some Botox injections before she does anymore close up's. . she has wrinkles around her lips. . .

GROSS!!!!

XXX-Tina . ..

She's on her way. . with a whole new style. Actually, its the style she left out on . .1920's Jazz-stress. .(sounds hot right??)

I like it, love'n the "slutty but classy blonde look" . . . I KNOW she's celebrating Non-STOP since Brit is preggz again, now she can hold the pop-countdown on lockdown . . .

Good Luck Chriz!!!!

Duh. Check Below. . . Starting off May really, really, diff. . . Very Chaotic. .But in a Lil Kim way. .. ~CVD

Over Doin It

Mariah ahs been seen Everywhere this year. .

I'm starting to hate her. I think this is around the time where she OVER DOES EVERYTHING .

. . . and then become's CRAZY and EVERYONE RE-FALLS BACK IN LOVE with JANET. . .

(who by the way has a leaked song out, that sounds very 80's . . But in a good way.)

Perfect time'n Janet . Now Mariah can sit her big ass down . ..

Battle for Wonder Woman

Alot of bloggers are already claiming that they know who will be casted as Wonder Woman in the upcoming film. So, I'm gonna do the same. . .

SCARLETT JOHANSON!!!!! VOTE FOR SCARLETT JOHANSON!!

She's got the body, the height, great acting skills .. and she probablly wouldn't screw it up like Catwoman or Elektra. . . .

Whats Gonna Make Me Famous . .

Here are 2 old . .VERY old designs. . . i used them in the Heatherette Contest I told you all about. . .. Its not my best, but they're still some good . .

It Won me a fucking T-shirt . So It MUST BE GREAT . .. .

NOW WHAT BITCH!

Tanned 2 Death

Paris Hilton has lossed her damn mind. Why must she put her boby through this torture?? ? ? Has she seen Final Destination 3? She looks like she got into a mud fight with her retarded ass sister Nicky. . .

(Who by the way is still friends with Nicole Richie. . .So she's kinda cool with me now.. ..)

Colours Of Love 2

Hellz Bellz Yall, wuddup!!! I know alot of you probablly didnt understand the last "Colour of Love" contest. .

So, I decided to get another pic ... and start the contest ALL OVER AGAIN .. . Now, there is no need to rush and do this.. .only the strange and artistic can win .

The photo is of my favorite producer/MC Pharell-

Can I have It Like that?? OF COURSE YOU CAN . . YOUR CAM FUCKING VAN DAM!!! BYTCH!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, If you picture is great I will post em on the "Wall of Icons" (as soon as I can create one) . . Its gonna be LOADS of ENTRIES. . So, enter yours quickly. . . .

Deadline May 22, 2006

Paris Swallows

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Looks like Nicole Richie is smoking "good stuff" while playing with her Blackberry(love the sunglasses) with Taryn Manning. . .(the white girl from Hustle n Flow) and whose also (holding the blue pipe) . .

At least its not crack with Whitney and Bobby. . or cocaine with Kate and Lindsay . . or Oxy Cotton with Kelly O and Paris Hilton. . .

Its just weed and I know the stuffs harmless. . and I don't even smoke it!! So suck on that Bitch!!!

Gross V.S. Gross

V.S.

Who's the ugliest DYING CELEB of the Day. .. .

STAR "ET TRANNY" JONES!!!!

The Most Feared Woman in The World

Do you know who she is??

She's one of the WORLDS MOST FEARED WOMEN. ...

Do you know why??

Oh. . .Its nothing important. .

Its just that her uncle is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!

But she doesnt want people to fear her, but only hear her sing. .. .I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm still shocked that a Bin Laden could look this good. .

I mean, Osama was in the top 20 Most Unattractive men on the planet. . . I guessed all of the Bin Laden's were ugly.

But anyway, She's american. .. born in California. . Lived in Europe, resides in Manhattan. She is one of the 300 nieces of Bin Laden and like others of that family wants nothing to do with him . .

(I like her already)

she's even has gone to the point where she changed her last name from Bin Laden to Dufour.. . check out her and her voice on her site http://www.wafahdufour.net/ . .

She's now a CVD Icon. . Just cuz she's a Bin Laden and looks FIEEERRCCEE!!!

5 Head on TRL

Rihanna was on TRL and her forehead is BIG ASS HELL . . . Anyway, she's cool. . I like those pants. . AGAIN.. very 70's like. . . She used the beat from thats 80's song"Tainted Love" which was also covered by Marilyn Manson, Evanesence, and The Cure. Anyway, Check her video out on www.aol.com/music . It looks pretty cool, she should do more video's like this one.

HIGH Fashion

Just some pics I found around the net. . . CVD Icon's. . . Kelis and Naomi Campbell . Crunk n Fierce . . .

The Best Comeback Yet

Courtney Love is coming back. . Harder than ever!!

She's the Queen of Grunge . . And she's about to bring it back and murder that silly bitch called Rock n Roll!! With the help of "badass" Billy Corgan and "hardrock icon" Linda Perry .. .She's gonna fuck some life into grunge music. . . Its been dead for too long!!!

My dedication right now is to bring back the queen of rock and roll, and that's Courtney Love. That woman is brilliant, and I can't allow myself as a music lover and someone who really respects that artist to go down with America's Sweetheart. That record sucked. She knows it. The world knows it. It was a horrible, crap-ass record. [Courtney's] really focused, pleasure to be around, looks great, sounds great, really great ideas, great songs she's written... So rehab was really good.My job now is to make that [Courtney Love] rock and roll record that everybody's gonna love."
- Linda Perry tells MTV News

Dream Match Up

Pharrell is teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a special line of jewelry(bout fuckin time, bitch). he was selected by Marc Jacobs to team with jewelery designer Camille Miceli for the collection.

Miceli recently styled Mariah Carey for her music video "Say Somethin'," which also featured Pharrell and Snoop Dogg. (My favorite song and now video)

The video was shot over four days in Los Angeles and Paris, France.
Miceli explains the range, "Is going to be jewels with such scale, so large - and of course very, very unique." it should debut in early 2007.

I can picture alot of 80's inspired pieces from this. . . L.V. is aiming straight towards the young urban market. . . and its about fucking time. . .

Giant sized plastic watches with bright colors. . Skate board charms, 4-finger rings and Thick gold chains from the 70's/80's.. . LOVES IT!!! Can't wait.

Color Of Love

Everybody knows I love AirMax. . .I don't care. .

Its not a fetish . .

uugh!! I hate that word. .

its so nasty and greased up lesbian like . .

yuck . .gross me out..

Anyway, So I found this little pic online for you bitches to color and design your own. . using your highly creative minds . .Its just a little project I'm doing . . . send your creations to captain_camm@yahoo.com and I'll post em'.

-CVD

She Did It Again . ..

Britney "Rich Redneck Ghetto Queen" Spears is knocked up. . . AGAIN. . . and sadly, its K-Fed's baby. . . . Her comeback is gonna be sooooo WEEAAKK!!! We have NO pop female leads. ..

Brit was suppose to be the next Madonna .. But she screwed it up by getting screwed by some lame ass backup dancer. .

(that use to dance for her ex-boyfriend. . . can you say BUTT BUDDIES) . ..

Anyway, her skin is getting gay, and she's wearing the fuck outta those tropical baby doll dresses with $3 flip flops. ..

I'm sooo siiick of her Cheesy Chips eating ass. . She's starting to look like she's on welfare. . .

Clean up your act!!!! or XTINA will be here to get ALL OF YOUR ENDORSMENT DEALS!!!

Fugly Slut

YES!!! Paris Hilton should've gotten a "Ugly" award last year because of that stupid ass sex tape she released. Dumb bitch.

Courtesy of Yahoo News
Paris Hilton has won an 'Ugly' award. The socialite scooped up the demeaning prize for the second year running at the 'Good, Bad and Ugly" awards, which are presented to women in advertising.

The hotel heiress received the unflattering prize for her appearance in a burger TV ad for US fast food chain Carl's Jr, in which she washes a Bentley car dressed in a skimpy bikini.

Paris, 24, who has just put her name to a range of mobile video games, was also left embarrassed last year after picking up the 'accolade' for her topless Guess Jeans campaign, which featured her with a large snake wrapped around her waist.

Last year, Christina Aguilera was handed the 'Bad' award for her flesh-baring Skechers commercials. The organizers slammed the 'Dirrty' singer for her suggestive portrayals of a nurse, a police woman and a schoolgirl.