New Face for CVDBS.COM

I gotta new model for the camvandam.blogspot.com. She's a free agent and I like her style. She's been the talk of the town and on every magazine cover on the planet. I think you know this chick, she's the "Queen of Snow"

New Skinny Bitch in Town

Courtesy of:Engadget.com-Remember how we did that RAZR vs. Blade post a while back, and it was like, eh, Blade kinda wins. Well, funny thing—that NEC L1 (aka the E949) has been spotted next to the now infamous Moto phone, and it seems pretty freaking skinny, too. Yes, it looks as though the teacher has become the student. And apparently those lucky Brits are might even be likely enough to get this one towards the end of the year.

Emmy's Best Dressed

Its Halle! Eva! and Willow!! (the dyke from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. . best character of them all) at the Emmy's and on my best dressed list.Hopefully Halle didnt have to fuck any sickly white guys to get in the door.

Fashion For Relief

Naomi Campbell can do some good. Here are some celebs sporting high designer lines and their own(hint:beyonce) on the runway for the Katrina victims(now:Rita Victims) Designers like:
Zac Posen
Diddy
Anna Sui
Heatherette
John Galliano
Beyonce's momma
Gucci
and others put some of their best out their. (Kate Moss wasnt found at the benefit) "coke'y"

Crazy

Who knew that the ex-presidents daughter was a Heatherette fan? Well she's not! She's actually seen here at the Lydia Hearst 21st birthday bash. Hosted by Heatherette. In other words nothing but rich,sneaky,skanky,daddies girls get to hang with gay dudes all night listening to Blondie. Sounds .. . gay . . . .. you think.

Big Bitch No More!!

Kristie Alley lossed tons of weight. .I dont have an updated pic of her, but just stare at this old one. Gross right?

Retard Part-2

She looks like she's mad or something. I dont care though, she's just a retard crazy about sniffing non-scented candles.

Tiny Dancer

The forever shrinking Nicole Richie seen here leaving the Coffee Bean in HollyWood. I'm really starting to believe that she's on crack. well, believe it or not, drugs makes you gain weight. Thats why she was so fat in the beginining. Which means its cool to be anorexic and drug free!!

Lot-Hoe

Paris Hilton buys a ticket for 41 Million dollar Lotto game at the local gas station. Celebs are known for winning cash when they dont really need it. Look at J.Lo's mom, won $1.million at the casino. . . . Hey it can happen.

Courtney's Love

I've always been a Courtney Fucking Love fan!!

Lil Kim Love

Madonna The Disco-Head

Everyone is trying to be all "1974" nowaday . . I like the album cover, it should have been done by David La Chappelle. But you can't force the gayest icon of all time to do stuff she doesn't want to do.

Queen Bee

"Queen Bee of Controversy" .. She turned herself in. What a Queen Bitch she is!!
Loves it! I will always love you Lil Kim!! I remember when this cover came out. It pissed off a bunch of Muslims and Iraqi's. .. So fucking what, she looks FIEEEERRCCCEE!!! All week I'll have one fly pic of her.

Flag

I'm trying to find the perfect banner . . I like this one. I dont love it . I like it.

Vintage Paris Hilton

Paris on the cover of Stuff magazine(another magazine I do not recieve) looking pretty 2003 . . I mean, she's not a freak anymore. well to my knowledge she's not a freak. I want to see the old Paris Hilton, don't you?

Wow . . ..

Not a train wreck . . . Its shocking. I cant belive my eyes . . . It looks. . . good. I have a feeling this fat bitch is gonna screw it up, or screw someone while screwing someone . . . (read slowly to understand it . ..) gaw.

Naughty Girl

Beyonce doing something other than swiming. I thought that's what you used a pool for. . . . Beyonce .. Beyonce . . . Beyonce . . Dropped the group to give a old has-been head. . Its a shame.

Nicole at Heatherette

I cant belive she went out looking like . . .. like. . . my mother!! Gawd! She needs me to become her stylist. SERIOUSLY . ...
I promise, I'll have her looking like a doped up supermodel . . . . What . .. those are the best ones . . . didnt you her about that chick that snorted all of that coke? Not Naomi Campbell. .. the other one. .. the white one. . . forget it.

Lindsay enjoys Eating . . . Out

She makes me wanna go out with a stripe shirt and smoke cigarettes out doors with my friends. . . I wish she'd stop. That bitch is gonna die from liqour poisoning or smoking or just being a bitch to much. . . What a wonderful way to die . .!?

Britney? Sean Preston? Kevin?

I think these are the only "good" pics of them available. I want to see the baby now!! Gaw, I hope its not hideous or anything. Like a human version of a furby or gremlin. . . . geez. Oh, and the baby name has been changed .. Its official, (cuz im tired of doing this) Sean Preston Spears Federline . .. . Sounds. . . stud-ly. .