High Fashion: Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie proving that she IS a better model than Paris . . .

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Teletubbies -Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It . . . .

So Funny . .The red one is gettin down !! LMAO

Remy Ma's B-Day Bash

I don't know if the rumour about her wild love affair with a puerto rican transvesitite is true. . .

But what I do know is that Rem sure can party hard. .

Check out those arm pitts!! Sickly right???

I thought they made clear deoderant for girls?? WTF is up wit dat sch? She looks like Rick James from the chest up. .. ..

Remy. . I told you, Holla atcha boy , I can be yo STYLIST!!!! You'll be rockin Gucci pumps with Marc Jacobs high waisted skirts in NO TIME!!

Cuz from the look of the pic below. . . It seems like a "Lil Kim moment" is about to happen. . . GET AT ME!!!

Lookin Good

FINALLY . . . Raven has lossed the weight, she's NOT knocked up like most girls her age. .. . PLUS, she's cashing in like the Olsen's back in 93'. . . That's So Raven is a HAWT show for Disney . . .

The BIG BITCH can't sing or dance a lick. .. but she's a very nice person . . .(does that even matter in Hollywood?? think not.)

Anyway,
All she needs to do now is. . . a sex tape with Nick Cannon, a duet with Young Cheezy, and a reality show for VH1. . Then she'll be all set for woman hood.

Jessica on Maxim Mag Cover

BOOBS!!! AND THEY'RE NOT OVER DONE!!!

K-Fed is NOT Gangsta

K-Fed walking his pitbull . . . . I guess he thinks thats "gangster". . or "Gangsta" . . . . I wonder if he and Britt has already ordered they're "grills" from Paul Wall . . .

I mean Brooke Hogan has one. .. .
Eminem has one. . . .
Pam Anderson has one. . . ..
Assless Simpson has one. . . .
So does Nick and Jess . . . .

Hmmmm . .Does anyone see where I'm going with this. ..

Madonna wants to DO IT Lindsay

According to In Touch, Lindsay Lohan recently said she was "looking into Kabbalah," and now Madonna wants to sing a duet with the "Mean Girls" actress.

"Madonna’s giving Lindsay advice on her music career, and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!" a source tells the tabloid.

The source added that the two talk several times a week and are planning a "spiritual journey" once Madonna’s Confessions tour is over.

"They’re going to visit the Holy Land," the insider reveals.

Lindsay . . . .PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!! YOU'LL END UP LIKE BRITT!!!

CVD ICONZ:John Galliano

JOHN GALLIANO.. . .www.galliano.it

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Old footage of Britney Spears performing at the 2001 VMA Awards. . This is when evrything started to go down hill . .As SOON she started to "sex" things up a bit. . .

Her Momma will BEAT A BITCH Too!!

Naomi Campbell's MOM is hitting the runway for some "unknown" reason . I think its for breast cancer awareness . WHATEVER. She looks like she's doing a good job at it too. .I wonder if she ever beat Naomi . . ..

Star Bones @ L.A. Reid B-day Party

This is disgusting.. .. STAR!! What did I tell you about wearing low cut shirts??? UUUGGHHHH!!! Staring at it makes you feel like your on Fear Factor or sum sch!!!

High Fashion: She's Got Legs

Hedi Klum promoting Project Runway 3

Brooke Valentine promoting her new single "D-Girl"

First Shot of Gwen's Kid

His name is Kingston Mcgregor Rossdale . . and he's got the coolest mom in the world. Gwen said her son will have an HUGE impact on her next album. Maybe Pharrel can mix up a beat and put some baby sounds in it or some sch.

Plus, I hear Stefani will be doing a cover to an Aaliyah song (produced by Sk8 Board P) and it should be out around October-ish!!

I wonder which one it is??. . .

Baby Zahara Walks

The crunkest adopted baby since Nicole Richie is on her own two feet now. .. Forget the rumors Zahara-Jolie-Pitt is not as sickly as she looks. I bet when she grows up, she's gonna be stacked like Beyonce and with a mouth like Omarosa.. .

Now that's a bad bitch!!

Def Jam Drops Milian

Christina Milian has been dropped from her record label Island Def Jam. I don't think she can ever make it as a singer. .it might be her passion, But no. .

I think she's a better songwriter than anything. Did you know she wrote "Play" for J.lo. . that was a hit. . and She also did the theme song to Disney's "Kim Possible". So, she has some potential there ..

I just feel really bad for her and THEN to top it all off, they denied her for the cover of Vibe Magazine and gave it to Keyshia Cole!!

But I guess Milian should have saw it comming. With a duet with "Young Jeezy"?? UUGGHHH(I hate Young Jeezy a.k.a. Penis Face) she should've saw her career going down the toliet.

The song "S.O.S." was originally made for Christina, but she turned it down. . .Now Rihanna is close enough to be considered platinum. ..

Here's some footage of X-Tina Milian @TRL releasing her Video "Who's Gonna Ride"(I hate this song)

Crunk Item #2: Mike Crackle Hoodie

MIKE CRACKLE HOODIE $125

Crunk Item: Comme Des Garcon T-Shirt

COMME DES GARCON
Bearbrick %400 T-Shirt

CVD's Summer Must Have's:Shoes

Jordan 5's (Grape/White)
Jordan 5's (Gray/Green) My FAV!
New Lebron's (Luv Deez)

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This is just a Funny Fight Clip . . . .
Ps. I have that ringtone!!! (Watch)

Nicole Likes The Juice

"The last time I ate was like 2-3 years ago. . .I promise I'll eat something next week . . I SWEAR to god" . . .

(Nicole Richie poke'n fun at her weight-loss @ a Jamba Juice)

America's Next Top Cell Phone

Well last night I broke my Tmobile Sidekick 2 . .. (My white pitbull "Dillon" was whinn'n and I got up to see what was up . . I went into the kitchen and BAM!! It fell on the marble floor. (But that didn't break it) I stepped back to pick it up and ~SMASH!!~ I crushed the fucking thing")

I'm not pissed off cuz about it. . .that only means I'm getting a new cell phone.. . which is GRREEAAATT!!!
I'm feeling these new line of RAZR phones. . .. I kinda want the burgundy color. . .
Nah . .I'll take the Dark Purple junt . . . .

The only fucked up thing is . .EVERYONE has a RAZR phone. . .its kinda like having an asshole . .your normal if you got one or weird ass hell if you don't. .

The search continues . . . . .

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Why must Serena Williams show off those masculine ass arms? I mean, its gross!! I have nothing but respect for "amazon built" women. . . Like Grace Jones, Xena, Roseanne, Big Bird .. . All those big bitches. . .

But this bitch is really made up like a MAN!! Only a Williams sister can fuck up a perfectly good Louis Vuitton dress . . . She looks like Wesley Snipes wearing a nappy ass wig to a Miss Gay Pride pagent in Vegas.. . .

High Fashion: Crunk Covers

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eartha F'N Kitt has given Beyonce permission to play her in a bio-pic. . . Lets hope she does so. . .

This would be a good move for Beyonce. . I really see Oscar potential in her,

I just wish she'd stop getting roles of a female that can sing. . . I mean DUH . . We know you can sing, shut the fuck up already . ..

Meet Vida Guerra

Known as the Latina "Buffie The Bodie" Vida Guerra has made a transition from Video Hoe-Video Girl- Video Vixen- Commercial Hoe- and now. . . Playboy Bunny Hoe!!!. . ..

She's been in video's such as Kanye's "Workout Plan" and Nelly & Diddy's "Shake ya Tailfeather".

She's cute too. . (Unlike Buffie, who may I add is 43 fucking years old!)

Check her out in the June Issue of Playboy Magazine



. . skeet . ..skeeet. . . bitch.

What Tha Flying Fck??

*Old pic*Mariah @ press conference for Emancipation of Mimi

Do you see what i see?? Someone giving Mariah water . . .

Mariah Carey is the TRUE DIVA. . ..

fuck Celine Dion. .

Why Janet?? WHY!!!

What the fuck is really up Janet?? You lost the weight . . BEAUTIFULLY. . . but you show us that you got a fcked up "Tit job"??

Was this J.D's fault??

Did he put you up to this???

Oh man, when you thought everything was gonna be great, something really gay fucks it all up .. .

This shit really has to stop. . . .

First Vivica . .

Now Janet. . .

who's next??

Beyonce??!!??

What's happening to the world?? Geeez!

Now Playing: Kelis

So sad that this video didnt air on MTV nor BET. . . . Its my FAVORITE song and the video is really cool . . . Best video so far. . ..

Kelis-Millionaire

Once you watch this second video by Kelis. .. you will understand why they had to make a "safer' version .. . .

Kelis- Milkshake (Version 1#)

Baby Boom Shack-kuh-lack-kuh

Mz.Jolie and her baby-daddy Brad Pitt has brought a little girl into the world.. .

"Baby Shiloh Novel Jolie-Pitt". . .

Now I can't say her name. . or barely spell it correctly. .

So I'm gonna call her Baby J-P for short. ..

She's kinda cute too.

Congrats to Angie and Brad for having a HAWT baby in Africa . . .

Lindsay BLOhan

Our good friend (and Paris Hilton hater) Lindsay Lohan caused a little scene at the CDFA Awards. . .A spy for Page Six reports that Lindsay got up to "powder" her nose a whomping 6 times . .

Now if this bitch give us 1 more reason to say she's on the "china white". . . I'm officially going to abandon her ass, and dog her the fuck out. . .

We love you Lindsay . . but don't go all Rick James on us. . .

seriously . .

Countdown.. .. 2 Months

My Wife Lil Kim is about to fall up out tha Philly Fed cage. . . . CAN'T WAIT for her and Foxy to get into it. . . . 2006 will be Lil Kim's year!!

MEOW!!!!!

CVD Must Haves: Top 3 Summer Items

Blackberry 8700c

Rocawear Prokeds. . . $45 CHEAP!
Unknown Hoodie, if you know what brand this is. . .Lemme Know. .

People say . . . "You don't need materialistic things . .Its something that you can do without. ." . But those people have never stood outside for hours . .and hours . ..and hours . .just for a pair of Jeans or Jordans "-Cameron W.

She Devil

SHE'S CUMMING FOR YOU MARIAH!!!

RUN BITCH!!!

EXXXCLUSIVE:MTV Movie Awards Promo

Check out the cameo . ..

Fuckin hilarious!!

K-Fed Gayin It Up

Here's a recent interview in Item Magazine from the "Blackest man in Hollywood";

On the public :: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors :: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.

"On his kids :: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.

"On his image :: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to.

"On his media conspiracy theory :: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

HMMMM... . LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS GOTTEN THAT "SPECIAL PHONE CALL" FROM SUGE KNIGHT. . . . I WONDER WHY THE QUICK CHANGE OF HEART??? LOL.