Beyonce 'Natural' Like Ice Tea

I think this is a promo shot of Beyonce for her next album . . It looks like she's gonna be some kind of "nature girl". .. or "Folk R&B" singer . . . It looks okay. . I mean, she needs a new style. .
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Anyway, she's been working in the studio and rumour is it that she hasn't made ANY duets with her fellow D.C. group members on this album (she can hog the mic all night long now). .. Producers like Pharrell and Darkchild will be on there. Sounds like its gonna be hot. . . I guess. It should be out around September of 06.

Jay-Z and Beyonce chillin in Miami . .

Be-Z is hip hop's power couple . . and if Kimora and Russell don't get they're shit straight Beyonce and Jay-Z will take over as Mr. & Mrs. President of Hip Hop. . .

Now Playing

My favorite video of the year ..

Mariah Carey ft. Snoop Dogg and Pharrell "Say Something"

The inspiration for this video was "Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy" . . Its like the paparazi is chasing them, they're looking hot in Louis Vuitton Spring/Fall 2006 . . Everything is great!!!

I LOVE THIS SONG. . . AND MY MENTOR IS IN THIS VIDEO . .ANDRE LEON TALLEY!!!!

Is J.Lo . .Knocked Up-O?

J.Lo says she wouldn't mind having kids with Marc(Anthony) and that she plans to do that in the future. . .

In the photo, she does look a bit "prego" . .

and having a kid in 2006 is hawt shit right now. . . . Maybe she did jump on the band wagon like every Hollywood whore on the planet. .

if she is trying to have a baby with Marc, she'd better slow down, I hear mexicans are REALLY fertile, and Marc could pop 7 or 8 on you in one bust.

CVD's Possible or Impossible

Identical Twins?? Separated at Birth??

Possible or Impossible??

Tyson Beckford and Wilma Valderama. . .( i hate his show) Hug'n it out. . . for a long, long, long, time. . . . I'm not saying its something. . .

But . . .

Is this a possible hookup?? Possible or Impossible??

HMMMMMMM. . .. .

Now Playing

This scared the shit outta me. . . Just click play. . . OMFG . . David Blaine.. . . you . . . .are. . .. . . . . . . . .nevermind.

High Fashion: New Looks

Kelly Roland (Hosting the MTV Asia Awards)

Jessica Simpson @ the NCLR ALMA Awards (Loving the Look)

Nicole Richie leaving stylist with wacked out hair do

I'm really digg'n that wig Jessica!! Honestly, you are a dime piece, and that "dumb blonde" persona is so 2003 . . So just drop it. Let it die and start over new. . . If Madonna can get a new vagina, you can get a new hairstyle. . C'MON!

-Love, CVD

Officially Dead

Paul Wall "Grillz" are so popular that white people are starting to take interest. . Jamie Kennedy (Comedian), Johnathan Davis (Korn), John Cena (wrestler) Tiger Woods and now Brook Hogan (Hogan Knows Best;Hulk Hogan's daughter) have Grillz ..



D-list celebs sure do know how to kill a good thing. And in even worse news, Vh1 (D-list star heaven) is know talking about giving Paul Wall his own reality show based on Paul giving grillz to famous people. . . It sounds like good T.V. but I'm watching Simple Life 4 . .

Sorry VH1.

Now Playing

I hate Japanese Manga and all of that Anime junk. . . But when I found this clip I had to post it. . . Its very cool and I actually liked it. Now Playing on CVD Cinema

Louis Vuitton ad for LV Murakami Bag

CVD Mystery

I've always wondered . . .Is Tom Cruise's son black? What is he? He creeps me out a little and everytime I see a picture of him he reminds me of Chucky from Child's Play . ..Maybe he will grow into his looks. . .kinda like that retarded child from Jerry Maguire.

Kimora Lee Simmons for GQ

Kimora shows PETA that she doesn't give a flying fuck about animals!!! and poses with some fur in GQ Magazine. . . (which looks like some "corner street hustle" shit . .BUT BETTAH) . . .

I'm withyah Kimora! FUCK DEM ANIMALS!! I HATE PETA!!! HELL I HATE FUR!!!



But Anyway, I'm not gon clown K.S. for being airbrushed. . cause this is one chick I KNOW can look good in person, without any surgeries. . . (but she should really get that turkey neck fixed)

High Fashion: School's Cool Chic

Nicole Richie (Vanity Fair)

Harujuka Dude (Japanese Streets)

I'm loving this look. . . I need to find that jacket that the guy is wearing. . .With brass buttons. . ..I really want a peacoat for this fall, either white, khaki or Navy.

Tom Cruise @ BET

OMFG, I was trippin all fucking day long off dis shit!!!! OMG, Just watch it and see. . . TOM CRUISE IS INNNNNSSSAAANNNEEE!!!!! LOL.

CVD Video of the Day

Another Mad-TV/Whitney Moment. . . I love this one, I couldn't stop laughing. . Bjork and Pink's performances was HILAROUS!!

Whitney Escapes

NEWsBREAK!!!!!

Whitney Houston has broken out of rehab!!

She snuck out over night. . .Probablly through a window or something. . .

That crack must be calling her . . .I'm sorry to all of you Houston fans but. . . this bitch needs to be put to sleep. . .

and Bobbi Kristina needs her to sit her freaky ass down. . . Hanging around all of those drugged up white kids . . .

she needs to visit Memphis, we'll show her a good time. . . Minus the drugs. As for Bobby. . . he plans on doing music again. . Well.. I mean. . that's what he told MTV News . . he said that he's gonna "cut his hair and work on music". . . .

. . . . . . . . .? ? ? ? ?

. . .Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean. . . .

Anyway, if you see Whitney please email me a photo at captain_camm@yahoo.com. . .There will be an award.

YoungSport Love

This cool ass dude from the PW.Forum makes hot beats so crazy, that Kanye would have to bite his style.. . .Since I just discovered the fact that I could post YouTube videos on my blog(dumbass hell. . .I know), I decided to post this one. . .



WUDDUP SPORT! ! WUDDUP LA! WUDDDUP REDD! WUDDUP ROG!! WUDDUP NEP.G.!! EVERYBODY!!!!

CVD's Video of The Day

Yeah Yeah Yeah's Gold Lion . . . I love that song!!

Quote of The Day

"If you want to become cool. . you gotta be hot first "-CamVanDam

Thingz to Die for in 2006

Is it just me. . or does all the good shit get released when your broke?? I have no cash right now. . . my cellphone bill is $134.87 and I gotta save my last $73 for something for school . . .
Anyway, here are some of the things I can't wait to see in 2006:

The New Line of Blackberry's . .. . .

Sidekick 3(can't wait)

Grace Jones returns to the Runway . . . .(crunk)

Upcoming SB Nike Dunks. . .

New Janet

I'm not feeling it. . It looks like she's trying too hard. . . But its her time to shine, so I guess its okay. This song called "Weekend" that was released over the web sucks. . . Its very 80's and lame. .. and I LOVE the 80's. . .. So, lets hope that her new look doesn'y reflect her sound. .

High Fashion: Crunk Couture

John Galliano with Charlize Theron at the Costume Gala in New York. . . In my opinion, I think J.Lo was best dressed. . She wore an all white vintage piece and showed all of her curves. . . .Fabb.

As for Charlize.. . She wore a Christain Dior Haute Couture by John Galliano and she was accompained by Mr. G himself and he also did her HAIR!!!

How G-A-Y.. . but its Galliano, what did you expect. Anyway, I loved this gown its great. . Bloody red very euro- gothic chic. . . .

As for Galliano .. I'm LOVE'N the sequin jeans and the Union Jack tux jacket. very dior . .I wonder if they're his own creation . . or a Hedi Slimane design . . .

(for those who don't know who Hedi Slimane is . . he designs for the Dior Homme label . . just imagine a label that only design shit for people who looks like herion addicted rock stars and sounds like The Strokes) Hot right?

High Fashion: The Girlz

Remy Ma @ BET's 106&Park "Mission Impossible III Celebration

Keyisha Cole @ BET's 106&Park III Celebration

K.Cole looks HAWTT!! She's always had a great sense of fashion . .Wearing Hot Pants in her 1st video. . . .Having the Nokia Lipstick phone in ALL of her videos. . .Just a real classy chick.

As for Remy Ma. . .. . . . She needs me to become her stylist. . . .I think she would be hot in Gucci or as the face of Roberto Calvali. . .

CALL ME REMY!! I GOT U!!

High Fashion:Kanye West

Kanye and Tom (Looking MEGA -Gay) @ MTV TRL

Kanye West @bet 106 &Park

Nicole Admits It

Goddammit!!! Nicole Richie reveals ALL to Vanity Fair Magazine. ..and I mean EVERY FUCKING THING. . .

Read the WHOLE Article only at CVDBS.CM. . .
Nicole Richie tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Leslie Bennetts that her current weight upsets her and she's doing something about it. "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, 'That's what I want to look like.' I do know that they will, which is another reason I really do need to do something about it. I'm not happy with the way I look right now." (The June issue of Vanity Fair hits newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on May 3 and nationally on May 9.)

Dr. Jeffery Wilkins, vice-chair of the department of psychiatry at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, who treats Richie, was reluctant to talk with Bennetts due to client-doctor privilege, but did so at Richie's insistence. Wilkins tells Bennetts: "Our evaluation is an ongoing one. We're working on a systematic plan to get more calories in, and we're going to watch it and see if it succeeds. We're all concerned, and she's concerned, but it's either going to improve or it won't. If it's not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight. If it ends up being anorexia, we'll help her with that. I think she's willing to look this in the eye."


Richie explains that stress causes her to lose her appetite, and one of the factors over the past year was her broken engagement with DJ AM. "I had a bad breakup, and it eats me up inside when I'm upset about something," she explains. "I get really stressed out, and I do lose my appetite, but I do force myself to eat. I tried to put the weight on my way, eating burritos, but that wasn't working, so I started seeing a nutritionist and a doctor. I was scared that it could be something more serious, because it wasn't making any sense to me; I really was trying.… Yes, I'm too thin, but that's just a result of what's really going on with me; the bigger picture is how I deal with problems," she says.

Richie tells Bennetts that she thinks "girls who look like hourglasses," like Jennifer Lopez and Joy Bryant, are sexy, and claims that her diet is not one that would contribute to thinness. "I eat the worst foods—salty cheese-and-grease kind of stuff.… I have gained weight since I was at my thinnest," she says, but she doesn't know how much she weighs. "I get weighed once a week with my nutritionist, but I don't ask. Numbers aren't going to mean anything to me."
Richie says that, contrary to some reports, she never screened ex-friend Paris Hilton's sex tape. "That was completely made up," she says. "A, I don't watch porn, and, B, I don't want to see someone I've known forever having sex. I mean, that's gross!"

Her separation from Hilton was the result of divergent values, Richie tells Bennetts. "We never had a fight," she says. "I just decided I didn't want to be her friend anymore. We're just two completely different people; we don't have that much in common. I really don't have anything horrible to say about her," she says. "When I got out of rehab, I had to figure out what path to go down, and part of that included taking certain people out of my life.… When Paris made her little announcement that 'Nicole knows what she did,' I didn't really understand what that was about, because we hadn't been friends in such a long time. I can only guess that she had House of Wax coming out."

Richie tells Bennetts that once she tried China White heroin she immediately found herself hooked. "To me it was the epitome of caring about absolutely nothing," Richie says. "There were points when my mom would come home and scream at me about something, and I literally didn't care about anything. It was like watching a really dramatic movie with the volume turned down. I thought I was getting away with everything, when the reality was that I was arrested three times and had five car accidents. Two were totals."

Richie says she didn't feel bad about the angst she caused her adoptive parents growing up. "I thought they didn't understand and were just being really strict. I didn't feel bad at all." But she finally faced up to her heroin addiction. "I went to my parents and said, 'It's time for me to get help,'" she recalls. "I had to sit in a room with my parents, and they were crying. I kind of put down my shield, and I wasn't as defensive—and then I felt really bad. We all had to change the way we dealt with each other. My parents didn't speak for 10 years, until we went into rehab and they both had to figure out what to do about me." Now, says Richie, "I have a really good relationship with both my parents. I know they both love me."

"Part of the reason I don't really talk about being sober is that I don't want to feel the pressure of being a role model," Richie says. "I am learning so much about myself that for me to tell other people what to do in their lives is something I'm not really fit to do. I'm a work in progress. I'm not 'there' yet. I don't know whether I'll ever be 'there.'"

Despite her success on The Simple Life, Richie tells Bennetts, "I never wanted to be on television; I always wanted to be a singer. I always wanted to do Broadway."

Hot Couple. . .

These two should Really hook-up .. .

Jamie Foxx and (A very "Annie" looking)Jessica Alba(@MTV). .
They would be really hot together.. a Definite "Hollywood Power Couple" .. If they had babies, The world will finally know. . .

"what race is Jessica??" black, white, hispanic?? Japanese? Mut?(ding ding)

But race doesn't matter to Jamie, I hear he has orgies before and after his performance's . . . With up to 8 women a night. . has he ever heard of "V.D"?

Oh that's right. . Celebs can't get disease's. . Just ask Magic Johnson.

Get Down . . .

Madonna looking MEGA-CRUNK in this astonishing photography spread by Steven Klein.

I guess she and David La aren't kissing and making up anytime soon. She's been working with Klein for sometime now . .. whats up with that??

Is she his new muse??

Her world tour opens in L.A., U.S.A. in the middle of May. . I hope she gets some Botox injections before she does anymore close up's. . she has wrinkles around her lips. . .

GROSS!!!!

XXX-Tina . ..

She's on her way. . with a whole new style. Actually, its the style she left out on . .1920's Jazz-stress. .(sounds hot right??)

I like it, love'n the "slutty but classy blonde look" . . . I KNOW she's celebrating Non-STOP since Brit is preggz again, now she can hold the pop-countdown on lockdown . . .

Good Luck Chriz!!!!

Duh. Check Below. . . Starting off May really, really, diff. . . Very Chaotic. .But in a Lil Kim way. .. ~CVD

Over Doin It

Mariah ahs been seen Everywhere this year. .

I'm starting to hate her. I think this is around the time where she OVER DOES EVERYTHING .

. . . and then become's CRAZY and EVERYONE RE-FALLS BACK IN LOVE with JANET. . .

(who by the way has a leaked song out, that sounds very 80's . . But in a good way.)

Perfect time'n Janet . Now Mariah can sit her big ass down . ..

Battle for Wonder Woman

Alot of bloggers are already claiming that they know who will be casted as Wonder Woman in the upcoming film. So, I'm gonna do the same. . .

SCARLETT JOHANSON!!!!! VOTE FOR SCARLETT JOHANSON!!

She's got the body, the height, great acting skills .. and she probablly wouldn't screw it up like Catwoman or Elektra. . . .

Whats Gonna Make Me Famous . .

Here are 2 old . .VERY old designs. . . i used them in the Heatherette Contest I told you all about. . .. Its not my best, but they're still some good . .

It Won me a fucking T-shirt . So It MUST BE GREAT . .. .

NOW WHAT BITCH!

Tanned 2 Death

Paris Hilton has lossed her damn mind. Why must she put her boby through this torture?? ? ? Has she seen Final Destination 3? She looks like she got into a mud fight with her retarded ass sister Nicky. . .

(Who by the way is still friends with Nicole Richie. . .So she's kinda cool with me now.. ..)

Colours Of Love 2

Hellz Bellz Yall, wuddup!!! I know alot of you probablly didnt understand the last "Colour of Love" contest. .

So, I decided to get another pic ... and start the contest ALL OVER AGAIN .. . Now, there is no need to rush and do this.. .only the strange and artistic can win .

The photo is of my favorite producer/MC Pharell-

Can I have It Like that?? OF COURSE YOU CAN . . YOUR CAM FUCKING VAN DAM!!! BYTCH!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, If you picture is great I will post em on the "Wall of Icons" (as soon as I can create one) . . Its gonna be LOADS of ENTRIES. . So, enter yours quickly. . . .

Deadline May 22, 2006

Paris Swallows

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Looks like Nicole Richie is smoking "good stuff" while playing with her Blackberry(love the sunglasses) with Taryn Manning. . .(the white girl from Hustle n Flow) and whose also (holding the blue pipe) . .

At least its not crack with Whitney and Bobby. . or cocaine with Kate and Lindsay . . or Oxy Cotton with Kelly O and Paris Hilton. . .

Its just weed and I know the stuffs harmless. . and I don't even smoke it!! So suck on that Bitch!!!

Gross V.S. Gross

V.S.

Who's the ugliest DYING CELEB of the Day. .. .

STAR "ET TRANNY" JONES!!!!

The Most Feared Woman in The World

Do you know who she is??

She's one of the WORLDS MOST FEARED WOMEN. ...

Do you know why??

Oh. . .Its nothing important. .

Its just that her uncle is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!

But she doesnt want people to fear her, but only hear her sing. .. .I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm still shocked that a Bin Laden could look this good. .

I mean, Osama was in the top 20 Most Unattractive men on the planet. . . I guessed all of the Bin Laden's were ugly.

But anyway, She's american. .. born in California. . Lived in Europe, resides in Manhattan. She is one of the 300 nieces of Bin Laden and like others of that family wants nothing to do with him . .

(I like her already)

she's even has gone to the point where she changed her last name from Bin Laden to Dufour.. . check out her and her voice on her site http://www.wafahdufour.net/ . .

She's now a CVD Icon. . Just cuz she's a Bin Laden and looks FIEEERRCCEE!!!

5 Head on TRL

Rihanna was on TRL and her forehead is BIG ASS HELL . . . Anyway, she's cool. . I like those pants. . AGAIN.. very 70's like. . . She used the beat from thats 80's song"Tainted Love" which was also covered by Marilyn Manson, Evanesence, and The Cure. Anyway, Check her video out on www.aol.com/music . It looks pretty cool, she should do more video's like this one.

HIGH Fashion

Just some pics I found around the net. . . CVD Icon's. . . Kelis and Naomi Campbell . Crunk n Fierce . . .

The Best Comeback Yet

Courtney Love is coming back. . Harder than ever!!

She's the Queen of Grunge . . And she's about to bring it back and murder that silly bitch called Rock n Roll!! With the help of "badass" Billy Corgan and "hardrock icon" Linda Perry .. .She's gonna fuck some life into grunge music. . . Its been dead for too long!!!

My dedication right now is to bring back the queen of rock and roll, and that's Courtney Love. That woman is brilliant, and I can't allow myself as a music lover and someone who really respects that artist to go down with America's Sweetheart. That record sucked. She knows it. The world knows it. It was a horrible, crap-ass record. [Courtney's] really focused, pleasure to be around, looks great, sounds great, really great ideas, great songs she's written... So rehab was really good.My job now is to make that [Courtney Love] rock and roll record that everybody's gonna love."
- Linda Perry tells MTV News

Dream Match Up

Pharrell is teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a special line of jewelry(bout fuckin time, bitch). he was selected by Marc Jacobs to team with jewelery designer Camille Miceli for the collection.

Miceli recently styled Mariah Carey for her music video "Say Somethin'," which also featured Pharrell and Snoop Dogg. (My favorite song and now video)

The video was shot over four days in Los Angeles and Paris, France.
Miceli explains the range, "Is going to be jewels with such scale, so large - and of course very, very unique." it should debut in early 2007.

I can picture alot of 80's inspired pieces from this. . . L.V. is aiming straight towards the young urban market. . . and its about fucking time. . .

Giant sized plastic watches with bright colors. . Skate board charms, 4-finger rings and Thick gold chains from the 70's/80's.. . LOVES IT!!! Can't wait.

Color Of Love

Everybody knows I love AirMax. . .I don't care. .

Its not a fetish . .

uugh!! I hate that word. .

its so nasty and greased up lesbian like . .

yuck . .gross me out..

Anyway, So I found this little pic online for you bitches to color and design your own. . using your highly creative minds . .Its just a little project I'm doing . . . send your creations to captain_camm@yahoo.com and I'll post em'.

-CVD

She Did It Again . ..

Britney "Rich Redneck Ghetto Queen" Spears is knocked up. . . AGAIN. . . and sadly, its K-Fed's baby. . . . Her comeback is gonna be sooooo WEEAAKK!!! We have NO pop female leads. ..

Brit was suppose to be the next Madonna .. But she screwed it up by getting screwed by some lame ass backup dancer. .

(that use to dance for her ex-boyfriend. . . can you say BUTT BUDDIES) . ..

Anyway, her skin is getting gay, and she's wearing the fuck outta those tropical baby doll dresses with $3 flip flops. ..

I'm sooo siiick of her Cheesy Chips eating ass. . She's starting to look like she's on welfare. . .

Clean up your act!!!! or XTINA will be here to get ALL OF YOUR ENDORSMENT DEALS!!!

Fugly Slut

YES!!! Paris Hilton should've gotten a "Ugly" award last year because of that stupid ass sex tape she released. Dumb bitch.

Courtesy of Yahoo News
Paris Hilton has won an 'Ugly' award. The socialite scooped up the demeaning prize for the second year running at the 'Good, Bad and Ugly" awards, which are presented to women in advertising.

The hotel heiress received the unflattering prize for her appearance in a burger TV ad for US fast food chain Carl's Jr, in which she washes a Bentley car dressed in a skimpy bikini.

Paris, 24, who has just put her name to a range of mobile video games, was also left embarrassed last year after picking up the 'accolade' for her topless Guess Jeans campaign, which featured her with a large snake wrapped around her waist.

Last year, Christina Aguilera was handed the 'Bad' award for her flesh-baring Skechers commercials. The organizers slammed the 'Dirrty' singer for her suggestive portrayals of a nurse, a police woman and a schoolgirl.

Your a Native New Yorker

hmmm. . so bored. .

it's 1:16 am and I have nothing to talk about. . .

Ooh, do you like this new Kim pic. . I call it "Electrio Disco"

The inspiration was from a old 70's song. . "Native New Yorker" .. from the Studio 54 soundtrack . .. loves that song. .

Anyway. . I've been digging in my musical archives and discovered that I have tons of disco music. .. .

I mean, I don't know how it got there. .. but I listen to 6 hours of it. . YES. 6 WHOLE F'n hours. . . and I got this old Studio 54 vibe going in my head. . . It was crazy. .. I drew lots of designs off of a couple of songs. .

I'll post them later tomorrow. . .

I think I've finally found MY official of type of music... . its been a long ride .. from Hip Hop, New Wave Punk, 70's Hard Rock, 80's Pop, 50's,60's and 70's female leads,Japanese Hip Hop J-Pop, Early West Coast Hip Hop. . . and now Disco.. .

I got alot of listening to do . . But i've been listening to disco for a long time. . I don't know exactly why its starting to stand out more. ..I'm just finding more things I love about it.

its very hypnotic. . . I think the government got rid of it cuz its the only music Blacks n Whites could "boogie" with. . .

Oh my gawd. . how LAME was that. . . "Boogie". . . I must find some dirt/gossip on someone. . I think I'm losing my touch. .

I think I'm getting this N.Y. love vibe because I MIGHT actually go there instead of Japan. . I've been listening to alot more east coast rap, and I feel like I'm from the Bronx. . .

Show's you how bad I want to leave Memphis. . I can't wait until I go. . .

New York Anthem's I've listen to about 983 times tonight. .

"New York Shit" Busta Rhymes 2006
"New York New York" Nina Hagen 1980's
"Native New Yorker" Odessey 1970's . . . ..

I'm loving this vibe, I don't want to go to sleep. . .

Anyway .. always remember. . "Nothing is more New York than a Taxi Cab"-CVD