Pearl

Her voice is "screeching" "powerful" sometimes even "haunting" .. I cant believe I never picked up any of her "Best of " cd's . .. In my eye's . .. she's the only one that can carry the name "Queen of Blue Eyed Soul/". She died from an overdose on Heroin . . .she was only 27 years old. . .

If you want to try something different .. something more "original" .. . something before MTV . . listen to Pearl by Janis Joplin. I dont know who's doing the reviews on cd's now-a-day . . I mean. . . they're comparing "Beyonce" to Tina Turner . . BEYONCE . . . to TINA F'N TURNER??!!! . . . .comparing Beyonce to the woman who picked cotton in Tennesse, the woman who got dirt dogged by her husband and learned voodoo to keep him off of her. . The woman who earned the title "First lady of Rock and Soul" . . . No way.. . not even close Beyonce.. . No where near it . . . .

Anyway . .check out Janis Joplin . .NOTE: If you own an Ipod and you download this song. . do not turn volume up to a %100 . . I blew the speakers out on my desktop . .Seriously. . .

Song that did the damage "Maybe" by Janis Joplin worth your speakers being blowed out.

Super Ugly

I just wanted to share that with you all . . I can not stand her!! uughhh!! just. . plain, old nasty. . . Looks like a fucking sheep dog blood hound Mut!!! uggh!

Hollaback Girl

She's BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCK!!!!

New LOOK
New ALBUM
New LEVEL

Sadly, Kelis's new album will NOT be produced by The Neptunes . .. I'm not even sure if she's on their label anymore. . .So, lets hope it sells and the Queen of Milkshake's goes Platinum wit this one!!!

$$$$DO NOT BOOTLEG. . THAT IS FOR LAME ASS LOSERS WHO CANT GET A DECENT JOB!!$$$$

GWG: Big Tigger

Here's another edition of Guess Who's Gay!!!!!!!

We all know who Karrine Steffans A.K.A. Super Head is right? Well, in a interview (which can be found at New York's own Hot.97 radio staion web page) Karrine tells another girl that Rapper/Host Big Tigger is gay . . The woman states:

"Karrine, tell them about the Big Tigg incident in Miami(Tiggs known hideout spot)
Tell them what you told me. . that you went to the hotel Tigg was staying at .. saw blood in the sheets . . and and you had sex with both Tigg and his "friend". . Describe the way you said that guys asshole looked. . . you said it was out, that it was open and out"

Now, I did paraphrase a lil bit, but it was something simlar to that .. . lol. anyway, check on that website to hear the whole thing. . Karrine get's threaten by her ex's new girl, gets caught in her lie and tells everyone listening that N.B.A. legend John Salley is hung like 2 horses! You gotta hear this interview!

From a look at this picture. . . . I'm starting to believe Karrine's sotry. . .that silly bitch. I cant believe Tigger would do something like this. . . lol.

Queen Bitch

I found the last photo shoot Lil Kim did before she went to jail. . .~tear~ . . Its for Dolce and Gabbana . . .

How hot is she riighhtt???? She really is beautiful and she even looks like the Ol' Skool Kim. . . .I missed that Lil Kim.. . .

Beyonce Carter

Is Jay-z throwing hits at us fans about him and Beyonce's relationship??? hmmmmm .. the Beyonce S. Carter sneaker will be coming out real sooooon . . . Hopefully by then Beyonce would have said "YES" to Jay-z and really becomes his Bonnie to his Clyde .. .

I wonder why she's sooo fucking nervous about getting married.. . ??? dare I say .. Les .. . . .B . .. .Naaaaaah. . Thats not it, i mean . . if she was Queen Latifah then YEAH, she would be. . . .but not Beyonce. . .

I give her 4 more months and we will find out FOR SURE if she's leaving Jay-z for someone else. . . .

Its Real

I thought tha bitch was lying . . . but she really is pregnant by Tom Cruise . . i mean damn, I always thought Tom was "Bi" . . or just straight up "gay" . . . But im still on the fence with him . . . they didnt get married like a "traditional" Celeb -couple. . . nor did they end past relationships on a "hella-fied" ending. . . . so .. . I think he's faking the front. .. i'll give him 2 years and he'll be boning a guy he met while shopping while Target.

Serena Lookin Good

I gotta say, the girl CAN dress when she wanna, but when she's not trying to look good. . . "shes really not trying to look good". lol.

Hence the name "Jolly Green Giant". . . . .
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/camvandam5/serena_green_thumb.jpg.

MOOOORiah!!

Tha bitch is getting bigger everytime I see her, check out those legs. .. she needs to get it smoothed out. . .

even on the "Dont forget about us" video, her body looked "confused" . . Shit, Mariah looked "confused" . .

Like she's trying to decided whether or not she should be happy or sad or sum shit. . . .. Tha bitch is crazy, and getting fat. . . She needs to stick with the Prozac . .

Tyra Likes It Natural

Check Out Tyra's pits . . . the only natural hair she's got . . cuz you know she's like a shaved chicken "down stairs" and is NOTORIOUS for her fake weaves .. .

Major (Future) Updates!

I gotta Major Update coming up this Thursday . . maybe before then . . who knows . . . so, yeah . . do whatcha do best CHECK OUT THA ARCHIVES!!! I'll be back on thursday with more drama,gossip, and bitching!!

Also, I will have (2) new "GhostWritahz" talking bout. . what eva tha fuck they want. . . So, i'll catch yall then, holla back.

There is a GAAWWWD!! pt.2

Nicole Richie has parted ways from her druggie (boy) friend Steve-o. . . ."I called her like 3 hours ago, and usually she would have been returned my calls but she hasn't". Steve-O is coming off really strong as a "psycho killer stalker" and hopefully Nicole can have her daddy pay the LAPD to lock his punk ass up . . .

Don't Try and Hide It

Jello. . Ms. J.Lo . . .

Now, since "Hollywood" has gon all "Hollyhood" with the ass surgeries . . .Lip injections . . . . interacial flings . . ..and sudden "pop" influenced Hip Hop t.v. shows. . . I can now say we are officially one . . no more gay ass separation of the races, we are as together as Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill.

Crabby

What the fuck was Patti LaBelle thinking about when she put on this outfit??

Patti LaBelle: "Hmmm child . . . I think I want to wear the red one honey . .

Stylist: But .. but Ms. LaBelle. . you'll look like a giant, red, cra-

Patti LaBelle: DIVA! Now, put it on me darling. . before I fire your ass . . and then you'll be . OOOWWWNN YOOURRR OWWNNN!!!!!

Biker Dyke

Jada Pinkett Smith looked good in the Matrix, and even in Woo . . . but I'm not diggin her "female metal head" look. I mean just cuz you performed at "OzzFest" doesnt make you Judas Priest . ..

Anyway . . .

I wonder if she's dick'n Will down at night? Workin dat stick .. ..lol .. .hmmm. . .

There is A GAAAAWWDD!!!

Nicole Richie EATS A HAMBURGER!!! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Its sooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL . .. . .

Yes. . . its a future for her after all. YES!! and . . AMEN!!

Queen of King

This is what i'm talkin bout right here!!! Its sexy, wit a "classy" touch . . and its on King Magazine . . which is legit. Dis big bitch is moving on up . . . .





(wit her goin ass!)

Eva Tha Diva

Coffee, $12. . Cancer Sticks, $7. . . YSL sunglasses, $430 . . . . Anorexic fitted vest, $985 . . . Looking hot without working. . priceless . .

Kanye Ali

Here's another pic out of the "Notorious" "Rolling Stone Magazine" with Mr."HollyHood" . himself . . . . Kanye West . .. . Protraying the "Greatest of all time" Muhummad Ali . . ..
I liked this picture alot better than the one with him as Jesus . . I think this fits his ego perfectly.

Gang Member?? WTF?

LOL, I laughed hard ass hell when I first read this interview . . 1st of all Ray "Gay"is no gangsta . . .

He's obviously a coward and cares what others think of him. He was suppose to "perform" his single "One Wish" at a NY Gay club, but backed out last minute, cuz of "Over hyped schedule conflicts" . .

The only thing confused is Ray J . . Rumor has it "Former B2K member Raz B and a "friend" were hanging out with Ray J at his birthday bash, they were very secretive of what ever they were discussing",said a insider"

hmmmm . . . . . Not gonna comment yet, but TRUST ME, I will solve this one!

Here's the Interview:

AP: So you're a former gangbanger?

Ray J: Yeah. As a teenager ... I was young and just trying to find myself.

AP: I've read that you've been shot at so many times, you can't remember all of them. Did they ever shoot at you for being Brandy's brother?

Ray J: (Laughs) No. When you live in Carson and Compton and Long Beach and you growin' up in the neighborhood, getting shot at is just a regular thing. If you're hanging out at the school after hours with your friends and y'all shootin' dice and people are drinking and smoking and it's a gang environment and it's a party life constantly, that's where another rival gang targets. Just wearing red or wearing blue, in L.A., you get shot at. It was just one day when I almost got shot in front of my house, my grandma, in front of my family, and I realized it was no more fun and games. We used to run and laugh and hop the gate and get away, but that time I felt like my life was being threatened.

AP: Have you ever shot at anybody?

Ray J: Nah, I never shot at anybody. I didn't take it there. You know I was only 13, 14.

AP: Have you ever see any of your friends shot?

Ray J: One of my friends got shot in my truck. My best friend now, Shorty Mack, he's on my label, my hype man, my rapper, he got shot in the stomach and the arm with a .45 in my truck. I never really mentioned it, because it's hard for people to believe and I think sometimes it's irrelevant with what I'm trying to do right now. But if people want to know, I'm never afraid to tell them what happened.

GhostWritahz PT. 1

My friends are about to invade my blog with more news, more bitching, more gripe'n and more DRAMA!! I thought it would be cool to see more people on here expressin themselves they way I do, so to kick us off is a "Crunk Chick" from the Pharrell Forum . .

"Larizajai "

I feel so loved by Cam..he made me a guest writer..how fucking cool is that???O0ooo00o0oopss..I can say fuck right??

Anyway, let me jump right into it..Ever since Olivia's been initiated in G-unit..she's just been appearing in all the rappers video..ei..50, Lloyd Banks and the rest of them...Then the she came out with a video which no one cared for....(hahahahaha) It didn't do well... so my question to you 50 is why???

So now there is a young lady with amazing talent by the name of Keyshia Cole who's rumoring to be taking Olivia the Man's place..Could it be true?? Keyshia said if the money is right then hey...So back to the ghetto Olivia...your time have been terminated, you whack ass bitch!!!

La, you out did yah self . . and trust me she's coming back .. . I'm sure she's jackin a bitch for a story right now . Anyway, I got more Gossip and GhostWritahz to come .. .

Rhonetta

If you watched American Idol then you know who this chick is .. She didnt want to drink after Paula and said that "she will become famous one day" . ...“she can’t talk about nobody else because she ain’t made an album in about twenty d*mn years.” The bitch is obviously crazy, Paula put out a Greatest hits in the late 90's . . so she can just shut the fuck up! Embarrassing black people(my people) like that on T.V. drugged up, raunchy hoe!

Down The Drain

Looks like someone's trying to avoid the part-time job at Burger King . . .. . . . Making endz meet former star of America's Next Top Model Toccarra is hoe'n herself and giving men the pleasure of looking at her tiggo-bitties for $6.95. This is the ugliest cover to a magazine I've ever saw, she can do much better.

Biggie pt.2

Janet "fudge cake" Jackson is getting bigger. . . I wonder how she got so damn big?? Damn! I guess J.D. can still party hard and spend all of her life savings while she stuffs her face. She doesnt show any signs of losing no time soon.



~tears~

J.Lo Becomes Prison Eye Candy

Everbody's clown'n on J.lo'z outfit on the tonight show, I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, she's Puerto Rican right?? well .. . .

she took a negative and turn it into a "fashionable positive" by designing this wonderful "remix" version of a jail outfit, which will probablly be worn by some redneck bitch named "Mary Elizabeth" who's on death row for killing her babies .. .

.. . .and you know how the media loves putting white girls on T.V., especially if they've killed a white baby or either gotten themselves kidnapped. . .. Anyway, I like to call it "J.Lo Jail-mate Couture" coming to a Macy's near you!

Change Clothes pt.1

This one is tricky . . . . Both Blonde. .. . .. both date(d) rockers . . both extremly tacky . . . . Who's the winner??

Kanye's Big Fuck Up

I'm not even gonna get into that story . . I have a even BETTER one .. . Kanye is slowly proving to me that he's the gayest man on earth. . .

Not because he spoke up on the Homophobia issue(which is the main reason why people are calling him KanGay), But because he's fucking Pam Anderson .. . PAM ANDERSON!!!

I mean, you go from singing "Goldigger" to knocking up a plastic bitch that has a mean history of getting "juiced on" by redneck rockers . .

I mean whats next, DMX bones Martha Stewart?? Get real Kanye, I no longer will defend you at school when people call you gay . .just because your dick couldnt say no to the "PlayWhore" from the future canceled show "Stacked" . .. . ..Shame on you . . .

Beckham For Chanel

Victoria Beckham at the Chanel Couture show, "lookin MEGA- Anorexic meets has been english pop singer".

Rumour has it "The Spice Whores are secretly reuniting and about to work on a new album . . including the "english Beyonce" Gerri Halliwell! I so cant wait to see these pissy bitches break-up AGAIN. and for more un-shocking news "Baby Spice" is dating a black guy!

Anyway, I say GO BABY!! Everyone should have a sweet tooth for some chocolate right?? right??

I mean .. . well . . . . not chocolate cock, . . . .Only Baby Spice can LOVE chocolate cock . . . . . Maybe even Elizabeth Taylor loves shoving chocolate cock down her throat . She did "hang out" with Micheal Jackson . ..So that means she has a thing for "Vanilla Chocolate" . . . Wow. . . What are the odds of that, so does that sloppy body bitch Star Jones!! WOW!! lol.

Now you racist bitches can alert the KKK, I'm pretty sure they can take a break from hard working jobs at the Bush Administration and Wal-Mart customer service desks.

Are You Happy?

You have been blessed. I decided to do the update tonight . . .. and your welcome. Getcha daily dose of Cam-Caine!!

Rich Drug-o'z

Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton have kissed and made up (hopefully) and were seen"dancing up a cloud of coke" in the club Tao.

Apparently, Paris has forgiven Kelly for ratting out all te "blonde" celebutants to the papers. Kelly reported "Anyone on the seen and is a blonde is doing drugs, I know, I've done them with them.." I guess its cool now, they can snort together in harmony.

Mean Girls

Miss "Dont Forget About My Prozac" and Top Supermodel "I am a PsychoBytch" seen leaving a NY Hotel . .

I cant believe their hanging out together . .I guess it works both ways, They're both Millionaire'z, Hot, and crazy and enjoy kicking bitches asses. Rumour has it "Mariah was a baaad bitch in high school. "She fought girls everyday, she was the Diva of the school".

Thats not hard to believe, whats hard to believe is the fact that Naomi Campbell nor Eva Longoria are dating Jamie Foxx. How gay is that? Lets just hope he doesnt fuck up like Kanye did.

Paris Stuffs Mouth

Thats Hot!

Sundance Film Festival Fashion

Mr. Stupid

Okay . . your married to a semi- hot spanish bitch right?? and then you fuck a white girl . . wait. .. you tried to fuck a white girl and just because you didnt pay for her trip to Cancun . . she screams rape.

so, since your semi-hot wife doesnt want to leave you (which is a sign of her being smart) you buy her a ring thats worth around. . . i dont know . . half of asia .. to make it all better. .

Now Kobe, you thought that was the end right?? WRONG. . she's a woman and women have plans for men that cheat. She gave you the "classic" pay back. . . she's a PREGO.

You've knocked her up and now you have another kid to pay for if she decides to leave you . . thats why I want to name Kobe Bryant "Mr. Stupid of 2006".

Jolly Green Giant

Look at this big bitch. I love Serena Williams .. . she can beat any chick in Tennis ... she looks better than her older sister and she would probably kick my ass if we ever crossed paths.

But rumour has it . .. "She smells like a big old man after sex" . . . WTF?? A "big old man", geez. If I wanted to fuck a "big old man" I'd call John Goodman. Thats what she gets for only dating white men.

HA! Whore!

but i'm sure that wont happen, i try to stay as far away from "Giant, masculine dykes" from the west coast. she cant deny it, she's thick. But white people call it "fat" for some reason . . .
NO, Kirstie Alley is fat . . Anna Nicole WAS fat. Thickness is only for women of color, unless your Mariah .. who is a walking question mark .. . but thats another story.

New Shit This Week

Update on the site Thursday 1-27-06 . . . Check out the archives for MORE entertainment.

CVD Art Pt.1

50's A Thief

He stole the infamous "its ya birthday" from former 2 Live Crew member "Sir Luke" .. . If you think about it. . . . he did use it and didnt give Luke his props . . .. So I say sue that bitch Luke, he brags on his pockets too much anyway.

First Lady

Penelope Cruz is the 1st lady of "Sean John". For those who are major dumbasses Sean John is a very fashionable label ran by Diddy . .
I love this pic, its really professional. But the people in Estee Lauder think other wise.

They pulled a Sean John fragrance ad from the store because it was too "provocative" .. . .

Hmmmm. D&G could have half naked dudes kissing each other in a gym, but Diddy cant have a lady laying across his sweaty black body???

I'm not even gonna jump to conclusions . . . Estee Lauder sucks major ass.

Work Out

Paris Hilton leaving a date with a "colonic" doctor, rushing into the gym next door. . . . I guess this is how a hoe runs . . with bags . . while chatting on the cell.

I must learn how to do this!! God its sooo difficult!!!