Monday, September 26, 2005

Black Power . . Loves It



Paris gets love from a fan. I hope she doesn't remind this lady how she used the "N". White people can be so dumb majority of the time.

Paris Can't Park




"Today Paris Hilton scratched her brand new Ferrari" In Tomorrow's news "Paris Hilton buys 45 new Ferrarri's"

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Christina Please!


Christina Aguilera has told press that "Im so happy Britney had a baby! When I heard it was a boy, I was like God! Gosh! Wow! I'm so happy for her". Christina also sent a card and gift for baby Sean Preston Spears Federline. Christina is obviously jealous of Britney because she didn't get knocked up first. So she's playing that "happy for you" card, when just last week she clowned all over Britney by saying "she'll never recover from this, she's throwing it all away". I think Christina is only happy because she knows this will be her year to shine.

But think about it, who's come back will be the best . . . Britney's or Christina's?

Nelly Gets One


Soon, Nelly's going to add his name to the ever-growing list of the musical elite — Ozzy Osbourne, Britney Spears, Tommy Lee, Travis Barker, Gene Simmons, Jessica Simpson and Lil' Kim, among them — who've made the leap from the recording to cable television.

The St. Louis rapper has inked a development deal that'll have him starring in his very own reality series, according to a spokesperson for A. Smith & Co., the television production company behind the hit reality shows "The Swan," "Hell's Kitchen" and "Paradise Hotel," who'll be producing Nelly's series.While details are scant on just what the still-untitled show's going to entail, camera crews will be tailing Nelly, chronicling his day-to-day life.

The series is expected to begin airing sometime early next year."I look forward to showing my fans what my world is about and bringing more attention to my nonprofit organizations," Nelly said in a statement. The rapper funds 4Sho4Kids, an organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for children born with developmental disabilities and drug addictions. He has also participated in campaigns for bone-marrow donation; his sister, Jackie Donahue, lost a long battle with leukemia back in March.

Along with his music and forthcoming television debut, Nelly's also set to star in "Crenshaw Blvd.," a movie that's currently in the pre-production phase and should surface sometime late next year.-MTV NEWS

"Beating Women" . . Sounds Hot. . .


Jay-Z (favorite non-violent rapper) has turned a new leaf, or at leat gone back to his roots. He's beating women again! Left and right! Here's a clip of him first"softly" punching a chick in the face and then giving a her Full Fled Facial. (not that kind, a mug) I wonder what Beyonce's view on this. . . . Dare I say . .she has a mouth full? . . . . perhaps ?? ... Here's the link to the clip .http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/092205_jayzattacks.gif .(loading may take a few minutes, unless ur cheap and can't get DSL it may take longer)

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Warhol . . CVD . .. Perfection


New Face for CVDBS.COM


I gotta new model for the camvandam.blogspot.com. She's a free agent and I like her style. She's been the talk of the town and on every magazine cover on the planet. I think you know this chick, she's the "Queen of Snow"

New Skinny Bitch in Town



Courtesy of:Engadget.com-Remember how we did that RAZR vs. Blade post a while back, and it was like, eh, Blade kinda wins. Well, funny thing—that NEC L1 (aka the E949) has been spotted next to the now infamous Moto phone, and it seems pretty freaking skinny, too. Yes, it looks as though the teacher has become the student. And apparently those lucky Brits are might even be likely enough to get this one towards the end of the year.

Emmy's Best Dressed




Its Halle! Eva! and Willow!! (the dyke from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. . best character of them all) at the Emmy's and on my best dressed list.Hopefully Halle didnt have to fuck any sickly white guys to get in the door.

Fashion For Relief






Naomi Campbell can do some good. Here are some celebs sporting high designer lines and their own(hint:beyonce) on the runway for the Katrina victims(now:Rita Victims) Designers like:
Zac Posen
Diddy
Anna Sui
Heatherette
John Galliano
Beyonce's momma
Gucci
and others put some of their best out their. (Kate Moss wasnt found at the benefit) "coke'y"

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Crazy


Who knew that the ex-presidents daughter was a Heatherette fan? Well she's not! She's actually seen here at the Lydia Hearst 21st birthday bash. Hosted by Heatherette. In other words nothing but rich,sneaky,skanky,daddies girls get to hang with gay dudes all night listening to Blondie. Sounds .. . gay . . . .. you think.

Big Bitch No More!!


Kristie Alley lossed tons of weight. .I dont have an updated pic of her, but just stare at this old one. Gross right?

Retard Part-2


She looks like she's mad or something. I dont care though, she's just a retard crazy about sniffing non-scented candles.

Tiny Dancer

The forever shrinking Nicole Richie seen here leaving the Coffee Bean in HollyWood. I'm really starting to believe that she's on crack. well, believe it or not, drugs makes you gain weight. Thats why she was so fat in the beginining. Which means its cool to be anorexic and drug free!!

Lot-Hoe


Paris Hilton buys a ticket for 41 Million dollar Lotto game at the local gas station. Celebs are known for winning cash when they dont really need it. Look at J.Lo's mom, won $1.million at the casino. . . . Hey it can happen.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Courtney's Love


I've always been a Courtney Fucking Love fan!!

Lil Kim Love

Madonna The Disco-Head


Everyone is trying to be all "1974" nowaday . . I like the album cover, it should have been done by David La Chappelle. But you can't force the gayest icon of all time to do stuff she doesn't want to do.

Queen Bee


"Queen Bee of Controversy" .. She turned herself in. What a Queen Bitch she is!!
Loves it! I will always love you Lil Kim!! I remember when this cover came out. It pissed off a bunch of Muslims and Iraqi's. .. So fucking what, she looks FIEEEERRCCCEE!!! All week I'll have one fly pic of her.

Flag


I'm trying to find the perfect banner . . I like this one. I dont love it . I like it.

Vintage Paris Hilton




Paris on the cover of Stuff magazine(another magazine I do not recieve) looking pretty 2003 . . I mean, she's not a freak anymore. well to my knowledge she's not a freak. I want to see the old Paris Hilton, don't you?

Wow . . ..


Not a train wreck . . . Its shocking. I cant belive my eyes . . . It looks. . . good. I have a feeling this fat bitch is gonna screw it up, or screw someone while screwing someone . . . (read slowly to understand it . ..) gaw.

Naughty Girl


Beyonce doing something other than swiming. I thought that's what you used a pool for. . . . Beyonce .. Beyonce . . . Beyonce . . Dropped the group to give a old has-been head. . Its a shame.

Nicole at Heatherette

I cant belive she went out looking like . . .. like. . . my mother!! Gawd! She needs me to become her stylist. SERIOUSLY . ...
I promise, I'll have her looking like a doped up supermodel . . . . What . .. those are the best ones . . . didnt you her about that chick that snorted all of that coke? Not Naomi Campbell. .. the other one. .. the white one. . . forget it.

Lindsay enjoys Eating . . . Out


She makes me wanna go out with a stripe shirt and smoke cigarettes out doors with my friends. . . I wish she'd stop. That bitch is gonna die from liqour poisoning or smoking or just being a bitch to much. . . What a wonderful way to die . .!?

Britney? Sean Preston? Kevin?



I think these are the only "good" pics of them available. I want to see the baby now!! Gaw, I hope its not hideous or anything. Like a human version of a furby or gremlin. . . . geez. Oh, and the baby name has been changed .. Its official, (cuz im tired of doing this) Sean Preston Spears Federline . .. . Sounds. . . stud-ly. .

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Glitter Rock



I know it may seem like im sucking up to them, but hey .. They did a super job last night. Alot better than L.A.M.B.(which by the way sucked). It was all about celebration in New York City during the 1950's. It was totally hot and perfect. Oh, last night Heatherette hosted Lydia Hearst 21st birthday party too last night. CVD favorites like Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. Plus my fashion idol Boy George and his cliq. Anyway, Im still pissed off of the fact that L.A.M.B. didnt do very good. Its her first show, and Im not gonna do too much damage. But she should fire the head designer.

My Wife





Omahyra!! I thought she'd never show her face on a runway again!! But sadly, she had to be seen in this . . GROSSED OUT PIECE OF CRAP . .. .
Rumour has it that Gwen had flew Omahyra to the L.A.M.B. show last night as a "special request". I guess that means she got CRAZY PAID last night.

L.A.M.B.


Was sort of disapointing. I didnt thin everything would look so. . .. Un-Stefani . . .

Heatherette 2006 Costume Couture


My Favorite of them all. Check out whats going down at www.Heatherette.com

BackStage Drama

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Heatherette Does Great




One of their best shows ever. Very Galliano and Johnson.