Tara the Big Bitch

Why wont she just leave us alone!!! She's a huge drunk low life and her show is about to be canceled!! Gaw!!!

50 Cent's Little Penny

Ha! I guess he's use to this position.

Paris Hilton Looking . . .

Cool. As if she's already #1 on the billboard charts. She's seen her with producer Scott Storch. Storch is known for hits such as "Beyonce's Baby Boy" and "50 Cent's Just a little bit". He's also known to fellow producer Lil Jon as a lying Thief. "Storch stole my style and made it his".

With a harmless face like that, how dare he steal from someone. . . .

Oh, and Paris just bought her a brand new Hot Pink Razr phone. I dont like it very much. But whatever right.

Best Dressed Nobody

Kim Stewart wins "Best Dressed Nobody of the Year". Its super cool! and she deserves it!! She follows all of the trends and puts that "nobody" twist to it!

Natural yeah!!

Plastic Bitch

Victoria Beckham is plastic. She's faker than fake, her skin color FAKE, Hair FAKE, eye lashes FAKE, lips Fake and maybe even her vagina is fake.

Crap

I know I havent been on here in a while, but, i cant do all of these things all at once. i'll try my hardest to have a update by monday. i promise.

OOOOOOOOOOoooooo

Im getting one, Are you?

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Kanye's new album is sick/Crazy!!! I mean damn!!! he hits the spot. I mean, this sound, like a soft speedy jazzy piano-y type, not really preaching, not that soulful, but . . .. .I dont know. just buy it, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Songs that I really, REALLY love are:

Heard 'Em Say featuring Adam Levine of Maroon 5 - I fell in love with this song during his new commercial. I was like "Oh Shit, I gotta here that song"

Gold Digger featuring Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger is the anthem for 2005 and the video is cool.

A MUST HEAR!! Drive Slow featuring Paul Wall & GLC - iM OBESSEDED WITH THIS SONG!! This junt is craazzzyy!! I just love that saxaphone in the background. it reminds me of the early "1990's riding in a low top mercedes benz, with black t-shirts to show off the gold ropes in the fall time." or the "1920's Harlem Rennisance with the 80's 90's mixed in it". its really crazy. and the screwed version (slowed down) is like, god. just listen.

Late- A very 1970'd sexy, velvet, midnight type of jazzy club poppin single. Loves it.

Crack Music featuring Game - Another one of my anthems for this year. I like the beat Kanye's lyrics are straight up, %100 right. Listen to this song if you want to be educated.

Addiction- Whats your addiction? I actually had to think about that. I rather not say what mines is but, lol, the song is crazy. the hook is by "Stevie Wonder" I think. lovely.

Roses- for my very own "personal" reason, this song is really deep to me. Again, the beat is fire.

Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix) featuring Jay-Z- The way Jay-z came in with his verse was crazy, I like the other version of Diamonds. Oh, and Shirley Bassey singing the hook is also crazy. I wonder what Kanye cold have down with GoldFinger? I prolly would have been crazy as well.

We Major featuring Nas & Really Doe - OMG another straight up buck song. The beat is crazy, and Nas was on point.

Celebration- Does he really have a kid? Anyway, this song is really tight to.

Like I said before, Kanye is great. there is no word I Can think of that defines him. Buy the album. if you can't, go on his site http://www.kanyewest.com to hear it for yourself.

Gotta Love Kanye

Cuz I know I do. This man is soooooo cruuunnnnkkkkk!!!!!! Its insane. Okay, we've already heard about what he has said about the whole "hip hop culture" being "homophobic" right? well he's gotten on National Television (note: "I only spell out Television unless its something really major") and said Bush hates black people!!!! then he was cut off and they skipped over to Chirs Tucker. You know that guy that refuses to do another Rush Hour unless he's getting paid more than Jackie Chan.

If you didn't catch Kanye's speech on NBC, here's the transcript.

Mike Myers: [dutifully reads canned plea for charity on teleprompter]

Kanye: [abandons teleprompter] "I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a black family and they say we are looting, you see a white family and they say they are looking for food. And, you know, its been five days because most of the people ARE black. And even for me to complain, I would be a hypocrite because I would turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling my business manager right to see what is the biggest amount I can give. And just to imagine, if I was down there and those are my people down there. If there is anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can help about the way America is set up the help the poor, the black people, the less well off as slow as possible. Red cross is doing as much as they can. We already realize a lot of the people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way. And now they've given them permission to go down and shoot us.

Mike Myers: [stands frozen in horror, decides to pretend nothing happened and stick with the teleprompter]

Kanye: GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

Mike Myers: [descends into complete panic] (well he looks like he is)

Now, NBC is apoligizing to everyone because what he has done.

"It would be most unfortunate," the statement continued, "if the efforts of the artists who participated tonight and the generosity of millions of Americans who are helping those in need are overshadowed by one person's opinion."
The show, simulcast from New York on NBC, MSNBC and CNBC, was aired live to the East Coast, which meant the outburst went out uncensored. When the west coast version of the broadcast aired three hours later, West's comment about the president had been cut out.
There had been a several-second tape delay during the live broadcast, but the person in charge "was instructed to listen for a curse word, and didn't realize (West) had gone off-script," said NBC spokeswoman Rebecca Marks.

NBC, Shut the fuck up!!!! I hate them soo fucking much! They disgust me, ewwww!! He said what he felt at that moment. he knew, that it would have never been heard about unless he did it right there. And now, the Bush Adminsitration is sending Condolezza to comment on there behalf, just so it wont look racist . . .. . C'mon!!

Kanye West Is SOOOOOOO OMG!! I dont even have a word to put there!!! . . . Is so . . . .. . . . . I'll just call him "Mega Man" Because he is the definiton of a real, trill has man.

Big Momma Brit

I love Britney, too bad she's about to sign her life away and become a Las Vegas performer for the rest of her fuking life. Its a really bad move Britney, really, really bad.

Golden

She makes being stick boney FABULOUS!!!!! I really love this pic of her, its very . . . "aftermath of Studio 54 in 1973".

Looking All Normal

Here's Nicole Richie and DJ AM walking their $10.Million dollar dogs around town. . . . Okay, maybe not $10.Million DOLLARS, but whatever right? its just a fucking thing of dogs. ..
Anyway, this is the most normal I've seen The Richies or AM's.. . . Its really a shocker. . . ... .I mean I'm really really really shocked . . .. . . .



and scene.

Whoa Johnny

Mr. Knoxville has been taking his vitamins. . . .or so I heard.

The Boring One

Here's Ashlee "The Lame One" Simpson during the making of her new video. I bet she's thinking "Oh do I look like this to make it seem like Im really mad or something" or is it like this? . . . . . . Hmmm, I think I've got it!! wait. . . . Im not really sure, but for the sake of my father I shall pretend!! I WILL pretend!!

Not Even Real

They've gotten bigger. she's trying to do a whole "make-over" thing before her new album is released. She has to have a gimick you know. I mean, its either this or a sex tape during the week of its release, if she wants her cd to sell. A girl's gotta do what a hoe's gotta do, right?

And whats up with all of these sudden injuries. its like she's getting her asssed kicked by Ike Turner or something. "O baby please dont hit me in my face, maybe break my arm or my lower back . . . but no! Not the face!!"

Smell Like Paris

Here's Paris Hilton at Toronto introducing her new line of fragrance "Paris Hilton for Men". can you imagine men all over the world screaming "How much is Paris Hilton" or"Im gonna get me some of that Paris Hilton!!" and even" Can you use Paris Hilton for down there?" O, and rumour has it thats she's either getting or gotten a boob job. I can't really tell anyway.

Tragic

I know I havent been online to update my blog, its pretty sad. I have school and a social life so, I ant fit all you the world in between all of that. so, hopefuly my DSL will be up and running by monday, til then Loves it!

Gwen Not Performing

Gwen Stefani is protesting the producers of MTV Music Awards because they wont let her perform. She's nominated like a Trillion times, its only natural that I hear "Hollaback Girl" and "Cool". I have a feeling that she wont show up, but then . . maybe she will for the sake of her fans.

I Want In

Diddy is paying anyone who can come the "flyest" at the MTV Music Awards in Miami on August 28. He's giving away $50,000 to the best dressed male or female!!! OMG!! If only I had the golden ticket!! He said "its gonna be hot, a really big fashion war" .

Wrinkly

Lindsay Lohan should purchase a iron, cause her pants are ridiculous. She doesnt even look like her self.

Devil-Mint Twins

Whats up with the Olsen's wearing all of this black in the middle of the fucking day. Its pretty retarded if you think about it. And are Starbucks coffee drinks and big bags the new Accessories of 2005-06?

Ugly

Kim Stewart is not all that bad. I really do like her. She's sort of cool if you think about it.

1.She has celeb friends
2. Her dads a famous singer and she's NOT trying to become one.
3. She hasn't slept with HollyWood or Justin Timberlake.
4. She keeps her business under raps.
5. And she's skinny. Which is the most important of them all. So, I can't dis her anymore . . .. Well, until she screws up.

Ms. Diamond

Here's the future best-selling author making her runs and being EXTRA classy for the camera's.

Paris Loves the Cabana

Here's Paris looking FIEEERRREEECCCCEEEDDD!!!!! At the Cabana Club. I wonder if she would ever do PlayBoy . ..

My New Friends

The Strokes are crazy!! I love the Strokes!! I have all of their songs and I'm obsessed with their style and videos!!! Just wanted to put that out there. . . .

Tomorrow's news from Tonight

Yeh, Im bored and its a thursday night. I can't think of anything else . . . . to post. . . . . . . . I'm . . . . starting . . . to get . . . . . a little . . . . . . sleepy and ~snore~

XXX-Tina

She likes it outside. Hey isnt that-the guy that pushed her ass down a flight of stairs? . . . . .

Paris Making a Flick

Not that kinda flick. But a real one. here she is fliming a scene of "Pledge This" in L.A.

Retard

She's like the white version of "Radio"

Lindsay Being Really HollyWood

Pick a Boo Bitch!! We can see you! Stop acting like you dont love the camera . . . Thats how you get paid! I swear to god she's on coke, I just know it!!

Diamonds are forever

Here's the very hot cover of Nicole Richies book "The Truth about Diamonds". . . I can already tell its gonna be better than Paris's book. I MUST get this book!!! . . . . from the library.

Cheater

Nicole Richie leaving the club with another guy . . . Hmmmmm . . . should I just leave this alone or blow it up to something out of nothing . . . . . You decide.

Memories

The Federline Family off on another great adventure!! Not the bank! Not the Studio! Not shopping barefoot! But to McDonald's!!! The most American thing since . . . um . . . America . . I think.

Never say Never

I'm not officially back,, but im here . . . Bringing the pain.

My little sister dislocated her knee, I didn't do it. clap.

Schools been okay, down to 3 fights a day.

I've updated my playlist and shocking only 7 new songs from the 80's!

Im going out again this Saturday with some friends and the week after that Im getting my Sidekick 2.

Fuck the razr V3 cuz I saw the commercial like 9 times in a row. Which means everyone has one.

See yah, Hoe!

Little Lie

I'm not the one calling Victoria Gotti a liar, so. . . Dont email me. But something got out stating that she as lie'n about having a run-in with breast cancer. ooooo Big fucking deal!! Bush lies everyday, you dont see that on gossip pages. . . Then again, G.W Bush is no Victoria Gotti.

Good News

KANYE WEST has received a generous new gift from his rapper pal JAY-Z - a set of personally-designed sports shoes. Jay-Z, had the one-of-a-kind Reebok S Carter sneakers designed especially for West, who is signed to his label Def Jam. Kanye will never have to worry about ruining his shoes, explaining, "Jay-Z sent West, who wears a size 12, 100 pairs!" Now, what the fuck that has to do with me?? . . . . . I DONT KNOW!! YAY!! oH, Kanye is my idol. I can't wait for his line to come out. (just wanted to put that out there)

White Kids

I Love these people. I watch LB every monday and may be the only black person that does so. Jessica is SOOOO FUCKING DUMB!!! GOSH!! and Steven is cool and I hate Talan cuz he knows he's crazy inlove with Taylor who is a real bitch cuz she knows that Jason is dating Jessica and didnt stop her slutty friend from "re-asking" him to the winter formal. .. . . . god. .. okay . . lol.. . I had to get that off of my chest. I wouldn't mind going out them. Well, they're just like my friends, except the race of course.

Caught Red Handed

Mrs. Pitt with a diamond ring . . . . Need I say more? Then again, this could be just a prop from her new movie she's fliming as I speak.

Over-Eating

Yes, even Nicole Richie can over eat. Here she is chowing down some nachos .. . Looks good.

UN-Cool-ness

Here's The Queen of Meltdowns Lindsay Lohan. I wonder what happened that night a Koi? She just ran out hollering and crying . . . . . Yep. Im gonna go with the cocaine.

. . . .tear.

Why Kim!!!! Why!! (by the way, I love the picture)