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I Love these people. I watch LB every monday and may be the only black person that does so. Jessica is SOOOO FUCKING DUMB!!! GOSH!! and Steven is cool and I hate Talan cuz he knows he's crazy inlove with Taylor who is a real bitch cuz she knows that Jason is dating Jessica and didnt stop her slutty friend from "re-asking" him to the winter formal. .. . . . god. .. okay . . lol.. . I had to get that off of my chest. I wouldn't mind going out them. Well, they're just like my friends, except the race of course.
Mrs. Pitt with a diamond ring . . . . Need I say more? Then again, this could be just a prop from her new movie she's fliming as I speak.

Yes, even Nicole Richie can over eat. Here she is chowing down some nachos .. . Looks good.
Here's The Queen of Meltdowns Lindsay Lohan. I wonder what happened that night a Koi? She just ran out hollering and crying . . . . . Yep. Im gonna go with the cocaine.
Why Kim!!!! Why!! (by the way, I love the picture)
Ads for SAW II have been banned by American censors for showing images of severed body parts.
Ratings organisation The Motion Picture Association Of America (MPAA) has reportedly told Lions Gate Films to remove footage featuring dismembered fingers from websites.
The sequel to 2004 hit SAW stars MARK WAHLBERG's brother DONNIE as a detective trying to track down a man who forces his victims to kill each other. I can't fucking wait to see this movie! ! !. . . . . . . . on DVD.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY has topped the UK box office for a fourth successive week, leaving NICOLE KIDMAN's new movie BEWITCHED in second place. I guess chocolate loving kids being "wacked" by a "wack job" is the way to be successful in England. Maybe they should visit the Neverland Ranch. . . . .

HA!!!

Hey, What can I say. . . . I was bored. It seemed funnier when I thought of it.
Pimp Daddy Simpson out on the town with one of his "booming" hoe's . . . . Jessica Simpson. . . . . I wonder how many "cars" she had to "clean" to pay for the tab.. . . .
Maybe you can guess who's this moron sporting this ridiculous outfit. Highlight to find out.. . . . The super Moron today is Kim Stewart!! what a dumb bitch!! She looks like she;'s homeless on Halloween. Like she's married with the Crypt Keeper.
A evening without Tara Reid is like a China man without tea, A hippie without a pipe, A MTV without the Real World. Its not Complete.. . . So, for your viewing pleasure. . . . Here is Tara Reid. . . The "1st Lady of Dope" doing one of her famous "Freaking out" moments after a long night. It wont be too long before E! trades her show for a True Hollywood Story. . . ..
Grossness!! Check out this sick chick. She WAS like the Paris Hilton of Hollywood back in the 1970's.. .. Looks like she could play Simba in Lion King 3.
I'm soooo sorry you guys!!! I feel like I've abandoned my own child like Courtney Love!!! . . . . . . Its school. I hate school. I cant update my blog cuz its blocked. So, I guess from now on I can only update whenever I get a chance to update. Now, DDCVD isn't dead, its just taking a little break.
Former JACKASS star BAM MARGERA is recovering after cracking his head open when he drove a car into a moat.
The 25-year-old prankster ended up with severe whiplash and 12 staples in his head after the incident earlier this month (08AUG05), which occurred while he was shooting for MTV CRIBS.
He says, "I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open."

I entered a contest and I'll I have to do is design a shirt with a logo. It seems pretty simple, But over a million "some odd" people have entered. How do you like my designs?
50 CENT stands accused of stiffing the hundreds of dancers who jiggled their moneymakers in his video for "Outta Control," featuring Mobb Deep. One disgruntled dancer, who appears as an extra in the video shot at Avalon nightclub on June 27, tells us she has yet to receive the $100 check promised to her. "All the dancers are always running into each other at auditions," she said, "and we're always asking each other, 'Did you get paid yet?' If this was a group starting out, that'd be one thing, but you don't expect this with 50 Cent." The rapper's rep did not return calls.
Hey, I didn't know that celebs were human!!!

Always has that "it" factor. She can never lose it. Unless she acts. . . . . . . Likes she's losing it.
Today was the first day of school. My little sis had saw her first high school fight.(freshman) I saw a bunch of old friends and Freniemies. I saw a bunch of new people.(very cute)
I can't believe that I was nervous to get back into school. It was totally harmless.(for now)On Sunday I watched the Roast of Pam Anderson. Thought it was cool. Mad because they were slamming Tommy Lee's dick size and talked badly about black people. Courtney Love stole the show for me. Maybe she should be added to the cast of Real World to bring some ratings.

I got some pictures of the red carpet. You be the judge . . . . I dont like Paris's new do. Its too 60's pop.
Well, I hate both " We belong together" and "Shake it Off". So, I don;'t really care that much about this pic.
I can't belive the Harajuka Girls let her sport this number on the red carpet. How Gay!!! Anyway, I hate this all white L.A.M.B. outfit. its not FIEEEERRRRCCCEEEDDD!!!
OMG!!! I hate her for this. She's usually in my opinion best dressed. But I guess since she went to a Heatherette Party she's also lossed her touch.
Trainwreck walking. . . . . . . Im not about to get into this with her.
OH. yea. this chick. I don't really like her. She really believes money can't buy her happiness. Even if it is Billions. Yeah right. . . ..
Gwen performing my favorite song by her "Hollaback" Girl. . . Looking very Japanese.
Doesn't she look great or what?
Victoria(I hate that name) Beckham is looking pretty tacky chic on a yaht. Look at that "Family Dollar" Leopard cellphone cover. . . . CHEAP!!
I use to like Nicky, But now she's totally gay to me. She's always in stuck up mode, she acts harsh to some photographers and She doesnt like my blog!! What a bitch!! Here she is trying to get some publicity at some poor slut store that sells her sucky clothing.

I can't stand her. she's sooooo fucking lame. Just a big loser.
I dont have a reason not to like Ashlee Simpson. I just dont like her. Here she is .. . looking very stupid, and gay. Ha! thats funny.
If you want to know just highlight this: Mandy Moore! She looks great doesn't she! I didn't even know that was her when I first saw this pic. Hmmmm.. . . I bet you feel like a real dumbass right now cuz the rest of this sentence is just pointless.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE insists he is as crazy as his JACKASS persona - and once got stabbed at his friend's bachelor party.
Despite his new image as a big screen actor, the DUKES OF HAZZARD star wants to remind fans he is still a Jackass at heart.
He says, "I got stabbed at my friends bachelor party.
"It was pretty funny. I was trying to hail a cab and three guys yelled something at me from a car. I yelled something back and they got out got in my face and said, 'Come on, let's go.'
"I hit the first guy and the second guy and we just started fighting. And for once I was doing alright, until after about three minutes of fighting I noticed my wrist was slashed and my back was bleeding and wet. I was like, 'Oh god. I'm just going to go and drink.' I walked back to the bar and had a couple of shots.
"I slammed a coupled of shots and my friends drove me to the hospital."
I cant wait until school starts. Just so I can see who's gotten fatter and hear a bunch of gossip about who someone "did" over the summer. So, its been great. I guess every 2 days like Mon,Tues, Thurs Fri I'll update the site. I hope you dont get mad . . . Its me not you. ... lol.
Gwen and Gavin leaving a funeral. I wonder what she's wearing. . . . . . .
Long time reader of DDCVD Jessica Alba is looking FIEEEEERRRRCCCEEEE!!!! posing for this month's issue of Flaunt Magazine.
Here's the other Hilton leaving a local night club. I hear that she's hard to work with. She's obviously jealous of her own sister.

Lindsay is looking pretty "mild" at the Four Brothers opening. I hope she's not thinking about tone'n down her image before she dies. That would be crazy.
Nicole Richie looking around for some gossip magazines. Well. . . DDCVD isn't a magazine yet. So Nicole, better luck next time bitch.

50 said that he thinks Nelly's addiction to diamonds has gone outta control. Nelly bought a charm for a necklace that cost arounf $5.Million. "I never saw something so big, clean and useless" said 50. Nelly hasn't said anything yet. But I'm pretty sure he doesnt give a flying fuck about what "50 cent" says.

Christina Aguilera said that she doesnt see a future for Britney Spears. "She's lost it" 'Gross". OMFG!! did she just call Britney Spears gross?? Ha! I'm getting a flashback from the "Dirty" video. It puts the Paris Hilton sex tape to shame.