Jayonce @ BET Awards

HE SLAPPED HER BOOTY!!!! OMG!!!

Jay-z's Reasonable Doubt 10th Anniversary Concert

It was a historic event @ Radio City Music Hall, Fans, Celebutants and Rap legends came to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Jay-z's "Reasonable Doubt"' CD.



It didn't sell much, yet this cd was Jay-z's best . . before all of this "sippin Cristol" , "Gucci/LV/Prada" name dropping style came about, Jay-z was rugged and labeled a "mafioso" rap artist. . Mainly because he rapped about shooting up places and putting hits out on people. . .

Many rap artist today like T.I and Papoose all make reference's to Jay-z's Reasonable Doubt cd ... Its like giving thanks or something. .

Here's a snippet of "Jayonce's" performance.

Jay-z & Beyonce "Can't Knock the Hustle"

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Prince- Fury



This sound is "vintage Prince" . . .Loves it. . But doesnt that girl with the fro look too much like Beyonce??? hmmmmm . .. .

Britney Spears covers Harper's Bazaar

She looks cleaner than usual .. . It must be photoshopped. . .

and its GREAT to see that baby of her's without any junk food crammed in his mouth. . . . When he turns 17, he's gonna look like John Goodman.

For real.. .

Diddy and Kim @ The Beach

Would you believe it if I told you that those dogs were his??

Queen Bitch iz Back

For being a "good bitch" . .Lil Kim will be getting out the pen July 3, 2006!!!!. . .

Just in time to pop some rockets and rubbers on the 4th.

I've been doing a count down and I'm sooooo glaaaad that the law was on her side... . Can't wait for the new album . .and that FUED WITH FOXY BROWN!!!

OHH GAAAWWDD!!

CRUNKNESS!!!

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Nelly Furtado-Man Eater

This song is soooooo CRRRUUUNNKKK!!! It has a C R A Z Y 80's feel and I love it. . .Plus . .I know a couple of "man-eaters" . .hint. . .hint. . Check it out now, cuz it aint coming to the US no time soon.

Best Friends Club

Nicole and Lindsay. . . & J.lo?

Is Paris Finally Hawt??

Its a wig. . . and NO she still isn't "hawt" . . . ..



And did you know that her eye's aren't blue??? Nope, they're brown. . like dog sch. Its like she's a life size, cum guzzling Barbie . . . with a charge card.

Celebs @ Tmobile NBA Event

O HELLZ NO!!!!

Is Chris Webber dating a white girl????

WHAT!!??
And can Lala find a stylist (me) for her and Carmelo. .. .He dresses like a gay crypt.

HELLO!!!

The $3,000 Hair'don't

Victoria Beck'whore spent $3,000 on a hair do that turned turned out tp be a fucking "hair dont". . . .
She also lost 3 pounds for the World Cup (Don't ask me why). . .but the bitch is anorexic and its not cute at all.
No wonder her husband is gay, he's fucking a stick figure every night . . .he's dying for some meat.

Jessica Jackson

Someone got a NEW NOSE!!! Looks like Jessica Simpson is searching for her inner Jackson. .
Uggh,its the worst plastic surgery job since Star Jones nip slip at the Legends Ball. I think she's taking this divorce thing a little "too far". Change of lifestlye doesn't include your face. .

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The Clipse-Mr.MeToo

I kinda/sorta like the video . .I got the song as a ringtone. . . . Pharrell is wearing the hell outta that BBC Bucket hat . .

Shouts out to TacBoone for making post the vid, I wasn't gonna it until she said something about it . . .

Kanye West performing @ Cipriani Deutsche Benefit

He looks funny cause he shaved, I guess. . .. I wish I could find that video of him doing the "Molly Sue" dance A.K.A. The "Carlton Banks Swing" to "Take On Me" .... That would be hilarious.

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Madonna-Get Together



Someone created this and did a GREAT job at it. .I love this song and I think that she should still do a video for it.. .I'm not really a "madge" fan, just certain songs by her are cool. .. If anything her 80's sch is the best I've ever heard. .

Pharrell performing @Concert

I Like the BBC Bucket hat. . Not on my list of things to have, but still fresh . .

JT is Free

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are officially NO MORE. . .

I believe Justin broke it off to promote his next album. . .. "FutureSex" and his first single "SexyBack" . . (sounds retarded I know)

Anyway Cameron did seem a bit "clingly" towards him. .. Like she feared some "5'11 blonde socialslut would snatch him up at some nightclub" . .Kinda like Michael Jackson at a Little League game. . .
Which is kinda understandable. I mean who wants Micheal Jackson at their Little League game. . its weird,stalker-ish and you'd prolly spend the whole game planning how to get away . . .

But yeah, people are saying that Diaz did in fact "fainted" when she heard the news. C'mon now, its not that BIG of a fucking shock ..I saw it coming (like always) he was bound to leave dat ass. .. .he IS the prettier one.

Nicole Richie @ SK3 Launch

Wacky Tacky Baby Jane

Yeah Christina's album isn't even out yet and I'm ALREADY tired of the 40's white trash jazz singer look .. . But"Baby Jane" is hot for a nickname and suits her well. I've always liked her voice, the "pop crowd" isn't for her.She should do R&B. . a duet with John Legend?? a song produced by Kanye??

I don't think she's ready for her black card yet .. I mean, she suprised the hell outta me when she married a Jew, I honestly thought she loved black dick..

Here's the video for her new single "Aint No Other Man"

High Fashion: Faces For LV

I was all over the web on this one. . .I told yall . . Pharrel IS the newest face for the Mens LV Line. . ..and Naomi Campbell WILL BE the face for the women.. . (her or Mariah)
DUH. .
I'm soooooo glad they snatched Pharrell up instead of Tyson Beckford . .I don't know WTF is up with that slick-homo.

Britney Spears is Gay

Britney Spears continues to lie about her life with K-Fed and the baby . . . She wants people to believe that everythings cool .. . ITS NOT!!
She's getting fat and dressing like a dyke on her way to a "Rosie O'Donald Sleepover" . .Its MEGA GAY . . . and . . K-Fed is STILL cheating on her. .
Yep, fucking strippers from UCLA and spraying local trannys with his "all mighty sperm".

Since she's knocked up AGAIN by the "Blackest Man in Hollywood" AKA Kevin Fagerline, I don't see any hope for her in the future .. . She should just prepare herself for a "lifelong episode" of E! True Hollywood Story . . "Redneck Edition". ..

The Wait is OVER!!

The most anticipated cell-phone/PDA device has hit the streets!! The Tmobile Sidekick 3 will be released on July 10th. . .Sidekick 2 users (like me!) can get their nasty hands on this HAWT bitch around June 28th . .So keep calling T-Mobile asking those DUMB ASS questions. . .

Knowing the "boosters" in Memphis I should have mines tomorrow. . . Maybe sunday the most. . .
I know some dudes that could break a lock and chain on a train under 5 mins.

The SK3 is packed with:

Bluetooth(Not that Important to me)
Music Player (ONLY Concern)
Better Camera (ONLY Concern. . still NO ZOOM!!! WTF?)
Smaller Size (Definite Plus)
and More!

SOMEONE wants to be Lindsay

Paris Hilton at the MUCH Music Awards dripping in Chanel . .

EVERYONE KNOWS that Lindsay Lohan is the face of Chanel .. . .EVERYONE KNOWS that Lindsay doesn't step on a red carpet UNLESS she's covered in Chanel and Chanel NO.5 . . .EVERYONE KNOWS that Paris wants to be Lindsay (Acting, lovelife, Singing) wise. .

I bet this is the exact reason why Paris Hilton hates her . .Because she's WANTING to become her. . .Even if that means . .Dressing like her . . .

That semi-retarded bitch!

WZUP YALL

AY, I'm currently trying to make the site BIGGER AND BETTER . AKA "FRESH'R" and its gonna take a little time. . .SO BARE WITH ME. . . BE BACK UP IN A WEEK OR TWO.


LOVES IT CVD. .

Technical Probs

Yall, I don't know wzupp with my internet or computer. . .its like If I want to sign on to any of my favorite forums PW &Heatherette . .they will only sign me in and then right back out . . .

I CANT STAY LOGGED IN FOR SCH!!!

This problem started after I downloaded FIREFOX. . .Its a really good browser, but I need to be on my sites!!!

So, don't think I'm mad at yall (SPORT,LA,REDD,NEP) cuz I'm not, its just that I cant sign in . . .

AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM . . .LEMME ME KNO A.S.A.P.


Luv-Cam

High Fashion: Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie proving that she IS a better model than Paris . . .

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Teletubbies -Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It . . . .

So Funny . .The red one is gettin down !! LMAO

Remy Ma's B-Day Bash

I don't know if the rumour about her wild love affair with a puerto rican transvesitite is true. . .

But what I do know is that Rem sure can party hard. .

Check out those arm pitts!! Sickly right???

I thought they made clear deoderant for girls?? WTF is up wit dat sch? She looks like Rick James from the chest up. .. ..

Remy. . I told you, Holla atcha boy , I can be yo STYLIST!!!! You'll be rockin Gucci pumps with Marc Jacobs high waisted skirts in NO TIME!!

Cuz from the look of the pic below. . . It seems like a "Lil Kim moment" is about to happen. . . GET AT ME!!!

Lookin Good

FINALLY . . . Raven has lossed the weight, she's NOT knocked up like most girls her age. .. . PLUS, she's cashing in like the Olsen's back in 93'. . . That's So Raven is a HAWT show for Disney . . .

The BIG BITCH can't sing or dance a lick. .. but she's a very nice person . . .(does that even matter in Hollywood?? think not.)

Anyway,
All she needs to do now is. . . a sex tape with Nick Cannon, a duet with Young Cheezy, and a reality show for VH1. . Then she'll be all set for woman hood.

Jessica on Maxim Mag Cover

BOOBS!!! AND THEY'RE NOT OVER DONE!!!

K-Fed is NOT Gangsta

K-Fed walking his pitbull . . . . I guess he thinks thats "gangster". . or "Gangsta" . . . . I wonder if he and Britt has already ordered they're "grills" from Paul Wall . . .

I mean Brooke Hogan has one. .. .
Eminem has one. . . .
Pam Anderson has one. . . ..
Assless Simpson has one. . . .
So does Nick and Jess . . . .

Hmmmm . .Does anyone see where I'm going with this. ..

Madonna wants to DO IT Lindsay

According to In Touch, Lindsay Lohan recently said she was "looking into Kabbalah," and now Madonna wants to sing a duet with the "Mean Girls" actress.

"Madonna’s giving Lindsay advice on her music career, and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!" a source tells the tabloid.

The source added that the two talk several times a week and are planning a "spiritual journey" once Madonna’s Confessions tour is over.

"They’re going to visit the Holy Land," the insider reveals.

Lindsay . . . .PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!! YOU'LL END UP LIKE BRITT!!!

CVD ICONZ:John Galliano

JOHN GALLIANO.. . .www.galliano.it

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Old footage of Britney Spears performing at the 2001 VMA Awards. . This is when evrything started to go down hill . .As SOON she started to "sex" things up a bit. . .

Her Momma will BEAT A BITCH Too!!

Naomi Campbell's MOM is hitting the runway for some "unknown" reason . I think its for breast cancer awareness . WHATEVER. She looks like she's doing a good job at it too. .I wonder if she ever beat Naomi . . ..

Star Bones @ L.A. Reid B-day Party

This is disgusting.. .. STAR!! What did I tell you about wearing low cut shirts??? UUUGGHHHH!!! Staring at it makes you feel like your on Fear Factor or sum sch!!!

High Fashion: She's Got Legs

Hedi Klum promoting Project Runway 3

Brooke Valentine promoting her new single "D-Girl"

First Shot of Gwen's Kid

His name is Kingston Mcgregor Rossdale . . and he's got the coolest mom in the world. Gwen said her son will have an HUGE impact on her next album. Maybe Pharrel can mix up a beat and put some baby sounds in it or some sch.

Plus, I hear Stefani will be doing a cover to an Aaliyah song (produced by Sk8 Board P) and it should be out around October-ish!!

I wonder which one it is??. . .

Baby Zahara Walks

The crunkest adopted baby since Nicole Richie is on her own two feet now. .. Forget the rumors Zahara-Jolie-Pitt is not as sickly as she looks. I bet when she grows up, she's gonna be stacked like Beyonce and with a mouth like Omarosa.. .

Now that's a bad bitch!!

Def Jam Drops Milian

Christina Milian has been dropped from her record label Island Def Jam. I don't think she can ever make it as a singer. .it might be her passion, But no. .

I think she's a better songwriter than anything. Did you know she wrote "Play" for J.lo. . that was a hit. . and She also did the theme song to Disney's "Kim Possible". So, she has some potential there ..

I just feel really bad for her and THEN to top it all off, they denied her for the cover of Vibe Magazine and gave it to Keyshia Cole!!

But I guess Milian should have saw it comming. With a duet with "Young Jeezy"?? UUGGHHH(I hate Young Jeezy a.k.a. Penis Face) she should've saw her career going down the toliet.

The song "S.O.S." was originally made for Christina, but she turned it down. . .Now Rihanna is close enough to be considered platinum. ..

Here's some footage of X-Tina Milian @TRL releasing her Video "Who's Gonna Ride"(I hate this song)

Crunk Item #2: Mike Crackle Hoodie

MIKE CRACKLE HOODIE $125

Crunk Item: Comme Des Garcon T-Shirt

COMME DES GARCON
Bearbrick %400 T-Shirt

CVD's Summer Must Have's:Shoes

Jordan 5's (Grape/White)
Jordan 5's (Gray/Green) My FAV!
New Lebron's (Luv Deez)

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This is just a Funny Fight Clip . . . .
Ps. I have that ringtone!!! (Watch)

Nicole Likes The Juice

"The last time I ate was like 2-3 years ago. . .I promise I'll eat something next week . . I SWEAR to god" . . .

(Nicole Richie poke'n fun at her weight-loss @ a Jamba Juice)

America's Next Top Cell Phone

Well last night I broke my Tmobile Sidekick 2 . .. (My white pitbull "Dillon" was whinn'n and I got up to see what was up . . I went into the kitchen and BAM!! It fell on the marble floor. (But that didn't break it) I stepped back to pick it up and ~SMASH!!~ I crushed the fucking thing")

I'm not pissed off cuz about it. . .that only means I'm getting a new cell phone.. . which is GRREEAAATT!!!
I'm feeling these new line of RAZR phones. . .. I kinda want the burgundy color. . .
Nah . .I'll take the Dark Purple junt . . . .

The only fucked up thing is . .EVERYONE has a RAZR phone. . .its kinda like having an asshole . .your normal if you got one or weird ass hell if you don't. .

The search continues . . . . .

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Why must Serena Williams show off those masculine ass arms? I mean, its gross!! I have nothing but respect for "amazon built" women. . . Like Grace Jones, Xena, Roseanne, Big Bird .. . All those big bitches. . .

But this bitch is really made up like a MAN!! Only a Williams sister can fuck up a perfectly good Louis Vuitton dress . . . She looks like Wesley Snipes wearing a nappy ass wig to a Miss Gay Pride pagent in Vegas.. . .

High Fashion: Crunk Covers

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eartha F'N Kitt has given Beyonce permission to play her in a bio-pic. . . Lets hope she does so. . .

This would be a good move for Beyonce. . I really see Oscar potential in her,

I just wish she'd stop getting roles of a female that can sing. . . I mean DUH . . We know you can sing, shut the fuck up already . ..

Meet Vida Guerra

Known as the Latina "Buffie The Bodie" Vida Guerra has made a transition from Video Hoe-Video Girl- Video Vixen- Commercial Hoe- and now. . . Playboy Bunny Hoe!!!. . ..

She's been in video's such as Kanye's "Workout Plan" and Nelly & Diddy's "Shake ya Tailfeather".

She's cute too. . (Unlike Buffie, who may I add is 43 fucking years old!)

Check her out in the June Issue of Playboy Magazine



. . skeet . ..skeeet. . . bitch.

What Tha Flying Fck??

*Old pic*Mariah @ press conference for Emancipation of Mimi

Do you see what i see?? Someone giving Mariah water . . .

Mariah Carey is the TRUE DIVA. . ..

fuck Celine Dion. .

Why Janet?? WHY!!!

What the fuck is really up Janet?? You lost the weight . . BEAUTIFULLY. . . but you show us that you got a fcked up "Tit job"??

Was this J.D's fault??

Did he put you up to this???

Oh man, when you thought everything was gonna be great, something really gay fucks it all up .. .

This shit really has to stop. . . .

First Vivica . .

Now Janet. . .

who's next??

Beyonce??!!??

What's happening to the world?? Geeez!