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Nicole Gets Crunk

"She volunteered the information that she had smoked marijuana and taken Vicodin," the prescription painkiller, Workman said. No drugs were found on her or in the car.

Richie was booked in Glendale for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, tested for drugs and released later Monday morning, Workman said. The results of the test haven't been determined, he said.

Bail was set at $15,000, but Richie was released on her own recognizance, Glendale police Agent John Balian said. A Feb. 7 arraignment in Glendale Superior Court was scheduled.

Nicole Perna, a publicist for Richie, replied to an e-mail requesting comment, saying that there would be none.

Richie told officers she weighed 85 pounds and was 5-foot-1, Workman said. Her driver's license listed her weight as 100 pounds.

Look, Paris could have killed 8 men on the Sunset Strip in broad daylight and they would only have 2 people saying they "half way" saw the whole thing. . .

Nicole drives on the wrong side of the freeway and they want to hang the bitch. . .

Cock'd

Faker Than Her Personality

SMH. . . . I know the bitch looked into like 60 mirrors before she left the hotel, so I know she had to see that her tit was flat. . . .

No Gwen Stefani in 2011

Gwen Stefani has hinted she could retire from pop music in five years time

"In five years Kingston will be in school, and in five years I'll be in my 40s. So I'm doing what I can now. If we were at home I'd be playing with him." "I never intended to do another solo record. It's, like, kind of embarrassing talking about it. But I had a couple of amazing leftover tracks from the last one. but I really wanted to have a baby. Now I have both. I'm just going with the flow.'

I guess this makes Madonna feel pretty damn bad. . she's pushing 80 , got 3 kids and is still in concert. .

Casion Royale Trailer

I still think Tarantino should have done it .. .

FLAVOR OF LOVE HOEZ

DEELICOUS IS A MAN!!! FUCK DAT, SHE'S A DUDE. . I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE REUNION SHOW.. (im not %!00 if she's a dude or not. . this isnt a fact. .just rumour)

The Second Biggest Fuck Up in Film

Robert Downey Jr. has been cast to play Iron Man for director Jon Favreau at Marvel Studios! The movie will be distributed by Paramount Pictures on May 2, 2008.

Based upon Marvel's iconic Super Hero, the film will follow billionaire weapons-manufacturer, Tony Stark (Downey Jr.), who confronts the sins of his past after he is injured by one of his own weapons. Equipped with a high-tech suit of armor, he becomes Iron Man to combat evil on a global scale.

Can you say. . .Electra, Catwoman and Daredevil will be oscar worthy once this film is released. .

HATED IT!

Gwen might be American Fashion Royalty to some people (dumb bitches). .. But she didnt show it with this gown. .thing.

I dont even want to know who the designer it is. . and if I was the designer who made this awful dress/raincoat .. I would kill myself. .

Yeah Gwen use to be my girl until she stole my ideas. . . but thats okay. . . I got something bigger and better coming out sooner than you think. . .

Kevin Federline's Resume is on EBAY

Aint this sum sch, this fool aint got nothing else better to do .. other than bang britney and sell stupid sch on EBAY .. .

He's officially the "World's Most Famous Golddigger" other than Anna Nicole Smith. . and he's using his lil 15 minutes of fame wisely. . .
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Beyonce Pissy Drunk in London

Beyonce Can't Think

Beyonce's performance at the VMA's this year is all but original. In 2003 Britney Spears did the EXACT same act with ALMOST similar clothing. . .

Beyonce has also been criticized as stealing poses and themes from other artist on Magazine covers. . .. YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!

What Have U Done!!!

I was so excited to see her at the VMA's . .and I was even more happy that she LOOKED like LIL KIM. ..But it seems like she's gotten "just a little" work done since the show. . .

I love Kim but truth is, she's one VERY insecure chick man. . She really needs help. . .

OH YEA!!! Check out the re-runs of the VMA's and look at Diddy's facial expressions when they Kim comes up on stage. . PRICELESS. .

DONT LOOK DOWN

lol. her vagina looks "sleepy" lmao!!.

Jay-z Just Cant Quit Us

Jay-Z insists his attempt to quit rapping was "the worst retirement in
history."

The hip-hop star - who announced he was giving up performing in 2002 - is
getting ready to release his first album in three years, 'Kingdom Come', and
is set to perform a string of one off concerts around the world.

He said: "It was the worst retirement, maybe, in history.

"Something, when you love it, is always tugging at you and itching at you,
and I was putting it off and putting it off."

He added: "I started fumbling around to see if it felt good."

VIDEO/SONG OF THE MOMENT

John Legend-Save Room

I really, REALLY like this song. . It has a "1960's . pop" sound. .Kinda like something The Beatles would do or something straight from Austin Powers. .


. . But anyway, I like the video too. . .It makes sense . .
All the girls are"too busy" for him . .(Kanye) and he wants them to save some room for him in their life(Kanye) . .lol. Dont get mad cuz its

JUST A FUCKING RUMOUR!!

L.A.M.B. Spring 2007(RIP OFF!!)

The reason why I'm calling Gwens Spring 2007 show a (RIP OFF) is because I(CAMERON),came up with the SAME concept of using the "Elvira Hancock" character from "Scarface" played by Michelle Phifer. . .AS MY "LOOK" FOR MY LABEL!!!!

I mean, I know the rules of fashion are "you can always re-do what someone else did" .. BUT I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST!!!

Plus, Gwen fucked it up with the little "reggae" twist she added. .Which makes me not wanna do it anymore. . .But I must say, it all came together kinda well. .

I'm giving her a 6 out of 10. .

Nope. .Your Eyes Aren't Fooling You. . .Thats David Blaine

He's a cool kid now .. . add him as a friend on your myspace. . ..

OH GOD I HOPE HE ACCEPTS ME(lol) ~sarcasm. . not really~
www.myspace.com/officialdavidblaine

People Magazine Poll

I never vote. . Cause most of the time they have gay ass topics. . and It feels like a waste of time. .

www.people.com

READ THE HEADING

Yep . .I've made up my mind. . I'm leaving Blogger.com . .Will I sell out and go to myspace. . .. maybe. .. I should have a home by saturday. .

CVD IS GOING ON A VIRTUAL ROAD TRIP!!!

Long Time No See

Sorry about the vacation time. .. I'm trying to decide if I'm going to keep the blog going. . . I know ALOT of yall been sending messages. . and im SO FUCKING SORRY I couldnt get to most of them . . I'll be back up REALLY soon. .. maybe tomorrow. .maybe Saturday. . .

Loves it.. .CVD.

Kelis Birthday Bash!!

SHE'S BOSSY!!AND I HOPE SHE GOES PLATINUM TODAY!!!

Lindso' In Elle magazine

www.elle.com

I BET YALL DIDNT KNOW. . . . .

SO SHOCKING!!!! . . .

Havent you heard??????. . . . .

No?? You Suck!!!

The LAMEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD HAS NOW BECOME A DUO. . . . . . .

OMG these two. . .. .

are. . . .


ON THE SAME COVER OF THE MAGAZINE!!!

WOW!!

What did you think I was gonna say??? Nick Cannon is bangin Cassie???

Sch. . .WHO ISNT. . .

Kanye and "BLAH" Shopping

Fergie Album Cover

Fergie "The Dutchess" (Looks a bit cheesy)
Fergie-London Bridges

Lil Kim Candid

Is it me. . .or did she get MORE work done to her face. . . OHHHHH GAAAWWWDD!!!

Flavor of Love 2 HOES on KING Magazine Cover

I think the last two will be Buckeey and Beautiful

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Pussycat Dolls-Buttons

Kanye's Getting Murrrrieeedd!!!

I have no comment on this. . .

BUT. The chick in the pics is allegedly the one he's getting married to. . . .

She was with him before and after he was in the car wreck. . .and THEN he dumped for a top-model. . .Like i said before. . .i have NO COMMENT. ..

Rihanna On The Beach Wit Her Dude

Yea right. . Like RIHANNA would date a "no name".. . She's with Jay-z. . .and if you think she's not bang'n Jay-z then she's bang'n Nick Cannon. . . Seems like everybodys tapped dat. . .

Hell, from all the stories i've heard and read about. .. . Nick Cannon makes Paris Hilton look like she's fucking Virgin-Nun-Amish bitch with a Chasity Belt. . Plus Rihanna's so called "boyfriend" looks gay.

he-he

Beyonce in London

Promoting her cd "B'Day". . .

She said she's thinking about changing it (I AGREE) to something else. . .like "Birthday" or "Beyonce's Birthday". . .

Just lose the whole "birthday" thing B. . ..

Call it. . .RING THE ALARM!!!! I love dat song.. ..

America's Next Top Model Cycle 7

They have a set of twins, another indian girl(hope she wins) and 3 fuglies on this season. . . WTF?? My friend tried out. . .She made it to L.A.
but I guess she got cut. .DAMN!!

I hope she got enough airtime to say my name. . . .WHATS UP JAMIE!!!

Dont Be Like Beyonce

Beyonce Knowles has warned women not to adopt the maple syrup diet she used to lose weight for an upcoming film role.

The former Destiny’S Child frontwoman lost 20 pounds (nine kilograms) in just 10 days in the run up to filming the part of Dina in the movie Dreamgirls.

And she has come under fire from leading dieticians for revealing how she survived on just maple syrup mixed with water, lemon juice and cayenne pepper - because fans are sure to mimic her.

Dietician Alison Chipperfield, who works with British group Weight Concern, said, “(Maple syrup dieters) will probably end up in hospital, especially people who try it for more than 10 days.”

And Knowles, 24, agrees: “I would never recommend it to anyone unless you are doing a movie and it’s necessary, and you have proper help. There are ways to lose weight healthily if you want to lose weight, but this was for a film” She adds, “It’s great because I look at the movie and I don’t recognise myself - which was the point! The funnest part was putting the weight back on and eating my doughnuts and all the other things, so now I’m back to my body.

“I’m very conscious of being a curvy woman and I’m very happy that I am a curvy woman.”

Courtesy of Yahoo News

BEYONCE-RING THE ALARM!!!



This song/video is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRRRRRREEEESSSSHHH!! Its official. . I'm calling it the "Rihanna Diss". lol. YALL KNOW THE STORIES ARE TRUE. . . Anyway, I like the part when it looks like she's been crying. . . GREAT ACTING SKILLZ .
loves it.

Justin BANS Lindsay Lohan!!!

An industry insider says, “Justin’s gig at the House Of Blues will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music.

The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting drunk and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album.

He has a lot riding on his big comeback and doesn’t need any distractions.”

Top Model- Naima

She hasnt made a big impact like Toccarra and Eva. . . .I'm having a hard time loving her look. . .She needs more time to develop as a model .. .Talk to Naomi Campbell or somebody.. .learn bitch!!

Nicole Richie & Tyra Banks. . .Best Bitches??

DUMBASS OF THE WEEK

Paris Hilton's Diss Record

To be honest, I kinda like it. . I dont know who did the beat, but its catchy. . .I STIL DONT LIKE THE BITCH. . . AND SHE STILL CANT SING. . . But the song is hot. . . Good One Bitch . .

Paris Hilton- Jealously

Sony MYLO

The REAL Diana Ross

Non Sing'n/Dancin Ass Hoe

Kimora Lee on JOLIE Magazine cover

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Notorious B.I.G.- Sky is The Limit


This is one of my favorite songs/video by Biggie. . . I love the lil Lil Kim in the video . ..

That was crunk. . .

DIVORCED!!!

Travis & Shana Barker are FINISHED!!! Damn shame .. .I liked watching their show on MTV. . .

XXX-Tina Covers RollingStone Mag

More Shots of Luda @ The "Money Maker" Video

What the fuck is up with Ludacris's sideburn???

Shoes From Da Future. . . .

F R E S H

Mariah Tipsy Before She Gets in The Club

This mini skirt mess has to STOP!!! We know your legs are worth a couple of Mil's. . . . damn!!!

Grace Jones Acts A Damn Fool

She's still an icon. . .But my question is. . . Why did she bone Madonna and Janice Dickenson back in the 80's?? I mean, I see why Janice Dickenson. . .

but Madonna. . . ugh. She looks "fishy" . .. or something that smells like a fish.

YES. . . She boned Madonna and Janice Dickenson back in the 80's . ..
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOUR DUMB ASS .. .


GAW!!! lol.

Looking Good

Ciara @ the premire of "Step Up". . is she even in this fucking movie??

Anyway, Ciara and Fergie will appear on Thursday's finale of "So You Think You Can Dance?", performing "Step Up" and "London Bridge .. .Hopefully together. . .but I doubt it.

Making Smoking Look So GOOD

I'd never smoke a cancer stick .. .but some celebs make it look so harmless. . ..Eva waiting on a table in NYC.. . .She's gonna be @ this years fashion week. . .modeling Karl Lagerfeld, Anni Sui and J.Lo.

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My Chemical Romance-Ghost In You

This song always makes me kinda mad/sad cause I have a very close friend over seas. .. Thelyrics are kinda true in way. .. But you dont want to think like that .. Dont EVER think like that.. .Anyway, the video is fresh. . .I like their style.

CVD's Newest Muse.. . ..REMY MA!!!!!!!

This chick has that "it" factor. . . I love her and her crazy ass sense of style!! She's officially now . . . . . .. a
CVD LEGEND

CONGRATS REMY!!!!!! *CVD LUVZ U*

Nicole Richie Looking CRAZY HEALTHY!!!

Do yo thing NICOLE!!!

M.J Taught J.J About Getting Knocked Up

Superstar JANET JACKSON was taught the facts of life by her older brother MICHAEL JACKSON.

The singer turned to Michael for an explanation after walking in on their parents JOE and KATHERINE having sex.

She says, “I didn’t know what I was watching. My brother and I were very close at that time, so he was the one who told me”.

Flavor of Love 2

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Madonna-Hung Up



Check out the Krumpers in this vid. .. it was alot of drama cuz David LaChappelle was going to do it. . .But Madonna fired him . . .and she still used his people. . .

How Dirty is that sch??

Lindsay Lohan on ELLE Magazine Cover

She recently got that ass roasted by her boss cuz she's been "falling out" on the set of her new movie.

.something about being "exhausted" or worring about being dropped from her record label(which she has).. .

maybe its all the coke she's claimed to be doing . . . .. .

and maybe its becayse she' going out partying all night. . . She's starting to come off as a flake to me. ..

Dammit.. . I thought she was a good one. . One more fuck up. . .I'm gonna abandon her ass. . .

Janet Jackson in VIBE Magazine

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No Doubt-Don't Speak



This song has so many different versions. . and meanings. . .I dont know which one I like the most. . But Billy Corgan's cover was crunk.

Diddy & Kim on Photoshoot

It looks like its for his female version of "Unforgivable" or "Unforgetful". . .whatever the fuck it is. . .

Kim Looks GREAT!! She shouldn't put blonde weave in. . . .but she's crunk like that. . .so. . whatever.

BLACKBERRY CAMERA PHONE!!!!

There is a GAAAWWDD!!!!

8.6.87

Today isnt any regular day. . .

its my BIRTHDAY!! and . . .I'm turning. . .19!!!!!!!!!!. . .

This the day my mother gave birth the "Most Known, Unknown Internet Blogger".. . . . So tonite, I'm gonna party like its August 6, 1987! . .lol.

Beyonce in I-D Magzine

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Sean Paul & Sasha- I'm Still In Love

Bow Wow Plays a Drug Dealer. . .Wait. .It Gets Better. ..

John Singleton has answered a few prayers. . . Bow Wow. . the "suburban thug" wants to become a serious actor. .

and John Singleton is rumored to have casted Bow Wow as a "Bisexual" drug dealer. .

.. . . .... . . . . ...

They're will be some scenes in this upcoming flick. .called "Boys". . That will really test Bow Wow as a "real" actor...

Knowing him. . .he'll back out. . .He's so gay.lol

Ludacris's New Do

It fits him. . .Look for his video with Pharrell "Money Maker". . . I'm pretty sure MTV will air it cause they're not playing Janet Jackson's sch.. .So. . Yeah.

New BBC/Ice Creme Ad

Lindsay Lohan+Trainer=Blue Bikini

She would be a bad bitch if she was to become a "Bond Girl". . .

Which One Will Go Straight To DVD???

I'll ALWAYS Know What You Did Lat Summer. .(lmao)

Laguna Beach Season 3??

Fresh

I've never seen anything like these. . . But I like em'. . Cant buy them in the US though.. . .

Paris Hilton and Starvos Are Back in The Game

Uh. . . . . Nobody gives a flying fuck . . .

MTV Turns 25

Yesterday the VMA 2006 nominees were announced. . .By Beyonce, T. I and Justin Timberlake @ the MTV Studios. . .

Video of the year
Christina Aguilera, Ain't No Other Man
Madonna, Hung Up
Panic! At The Disco, I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dani California
Shakira with Wyclef Jean, Hips Don't Lie

Best male video
James Blunt, You're Beautiful
Busta Rhymes with Mary J Blige et al, Touch It
Nick Lachey, What's Left of Me
TI, What You Know
Kanye West with Jamie Foxx, Gold Digger

Best female video
Christina Aguilera, Ain't No Other Man
Kelly Clarkson, Because of You
Nelly Furtado, Promiscuous
Madonna, Hung Up
Shakira with Wyclef Jean, Hips Don't Lie

Best group video
All-American Rejects, Move Along
Fall Out Boy, Dance Dance
Gnarls Barkley, Crazy
Panic! At The Disco, I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dani California

Best rap video
50 Cent, Window Shopper
Busta Rhymes with Mary J Blige et al, Touch It
Chamillionaire, Ridin'
TI, What You Know
Yung Joc, It's Goin' Down

Best R&B video
Beyonce with Slim Thug, Check On It
Mary J Blige, Be Without You
Chris Brown, Yo!
Mariah Carey, Shake it Off
Jamie Foxx with Ludacris, Unpredictable

Best hip-hop video
Black Eyed Peas, My Humps
Common, Testify
Daddy Yankee, Rompe
Three 6 Mafia, Stay Fly
Kanye West with Jamie Foxx, Gold Digger

Best dance video
Nelly Furtado, Promiscuous
Madonna, Hung Up
Sean Paul, Temperature
Pussycat Dolls with Snoop Dogg, Buttons
Shakira with Wyclef Jean, Hips Don't Lie

Best rock video
30 Seconds to Mars, The Kill
AFI, Miss Murder
Green Day, Wake Me Up When September Ends
Panic! At The Disco, I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dani California

Best pop video
Christina Aguilera, Ain't No Other Man
Nelly Furtado, Promiscuous
Madonna, Hung Up
Pink, Stupid Girls
Shakira with Wyclef Jean, Hips Don't Lie

Best new artist
Angels and Airwaves, The Adventures
Avenged Sevenfold, Bat Country
James Blunt, You're Beautiful
Chris Brown, Run It
Panic! At The Disco, I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Rihanna, SOS

WTF

lol. Ashley Olsen and the "body bag". . .Was this a joke??

Rihanna Goes 80's . .~AGAIN~

I like it though. . .She should stick with retro looks. .it really does work for her.. .But I'm getting a crazy feeling that a camel toe is about to appear. . .

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Linkin Park-Faint

Did they break up cuz one of them was gay??or something. . .I thought I read that somewhere . .. forget it. .

Cameron Diaz and Justin in Mexico

I guess they stayed together after all. . . They are so fucking GAY for each other!!!!

She's Gotten Faaaaaaaaaatttt

(The Fat and Unpopular Hilton) is hanging out with the (Cokehead Billionaire heir) in Miami . . .She's really letting herself go. .

I've never seen the bitch smile. . . gosh, I hate negative energy!!!

Trying To Hard

So . . what is Brooke Hogan trying to do. . Is she pop?? is she white r&b?? is she Pop n B?? (if thats a real genre) . . . Is she even on BET yet?? Whats the deal. . .But I must say. . I love those Dior shades. .

Brooke Hogan -About Us

Pamela Anderson-Lee-West-Spielberg-Rock

How red neck rocker can u get. . . .

Corona's at the alter . .. ..

Damn Shame.. . This relationship will end . .I say around. . . ..

ThanksGiving. . .

Halloween. .ish . Yall know I'm right. . .Pam Anderson should be a dyke cuz she can't keep a man. . .

SERIOUSLY

Even When She Doesn't Match . .Gwen Is STILLCool

Nelly Furtado in SPIN Magazine

TOO CRUNK FOR RADIO!!!

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The Clipse ft. Slim Thug-Wamp Wamp (What It Do)

The Clipse new album WILL BE SIC!!!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!! I'm LOVIN THIS TRACK!!! Its a little drama right now between the Clipse and Foxy Brown over the beat. .. .

I don't know all the details. . But I wanna hear Foxy's version REAL BAD!