Saturday, August 27, 2005

Gwen Not Performing


Gwen Stefani is protesting the producers of MTV Music Awards because they wont let her perform. She's nominated like a Trillion times, its only natural that I hear "Hollaback Girl" and "Cool". I have a feeling that she wont show up, but then . . maybe she will for the sake of her fans.

I Want In


Diddy is paying anyone who can come the "flyest" at the MTV Music Awards in Miami on August 28. He's giving away $50,000 to the best dressed male or female!!! OMG!! If only I had the golden ticket!! He said "its gonna be hot, a really big fashion war" .

Wrinkly


Lindsay Lohan should purchase a iron, cause her pants are ridiculous. She doesnt even look like her self.

Devil-Mint Twins


Whats up with the Olsen's wearing all of this black in the middle of the fucking day. Its pretty retarded if you think about it. And are Starbucks coffee drinks and big bags the new Accessories of 2005-06?

Ugly



Kim Stewart is not all that bad. I really do like her. She's sort of cool if you think about it.

1.She has celeb friends
2. Her dads a famous singer and she's NOT trying to become one.
3. She hasn't slept with HollyWood or Justin Timberlake.
4. She keeps her business under raps.
5. And she's skinny. Which is the most important of them all. So, I can't dis her anymore . . .. Well, until she screws up.

Ms. Diamond



Here's the future best-selling author making her runs and being EXTRA classy for the camera's.

Paris Loves the Cabana



Here's Paris looking FIEEERRREEECCCCEEEDDD!!!!! At the Cabana Club. I wonder if she would ever do PlayBoy . ..

Thursday, August 25, 2005

My New Friends


The Strokes are crazy!! I love the Strokes!! I have all of their songs and I'm obsessed with their style and videos!!! Just wanted to put that out there. . . .

Tomorrow's news from Tonight


Yeh, Im bored and its a thursday night. I can't think of anything else . . . . to post. . . . . . . . I'm . . . . starting . . . to get . . . . . a little . . . . . . sleepy and ~snore~

XXX-Tina


She likes it outside. Hey isnt that-the guy that pushed her ass down a flight of stairs? . . . . .

Paris Making a Flick



Not that kinda flick. But a real one. here she is fliming a scene of "Pledge This" in L.A.

Retard



She's like the white version of "Radio"

Lindsay Being Really HollyWood


Pick a Boo Bitch!! We can see you! Stop acting like you dont love the camera . . . Thats how you get paid! I swear to god she's on coke, I just know it!!

Diamonds are forever


Here's the very hot cover of Nicole Richies book "The Truth about Diamonds". . . I can already tell its gonna be better than Paris's book. I MUST get this book!!! . . . . from the library.

Cheater


Nicole Richie leaving the club with another guy . . . Hmmmmm . . . should I just leave this alone or blow it up to something out of nothing . . . . . You decide.

Memories


The Federline Family off on another great adventure!! Not the bank! Not the Studio! Not shopping barefoot! But to McDonald's!!! The most American thing since . . . um . . . America . . I think.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Never say Never

I'm not officially back,, but im here . . . Bringing the pain.

My little sister dislocated her knee, I didn't do it. clap.

Schools been okay, down to 3 fights a day.

I've updated my playlist and shocking only 7 new songs from the 80's!

Im going out again this Saturday with some friends and the week after that Im getting my Sidekick 2.

Fuck the razr V3 cuz I saw the commercial like 9 times in a row. Which means everyone has one.

See yah, Hoe!

Little Lie


I'm not the one calling Victoria Gotti a liar, so. . . Dont email me. But something got out stating that she as lie'n about having a run-in with breast cancer. ooooo Big fucking deal!! Bush lies everyday, you dont see that on gossip pages. . . Then again, G.W Bush is no Victoria Gotti.

Good News


KANYE WEST has received a generous new gift from his rapper pal JAY-Z - a set of personally-designed sports shoes. Jay-Z, had the one-of-a-kind Reebok S Carter sneakers designed especially for West, who is signed to his label Def Jam. Kanye will never have to worry about ruining his shoes, explaining, "Jay-Z sent West, who wears a size 12, 100 pairs!" Now, what the fuck that has to do with me?? . . . . . I DONT KNOW!! YAY!! oH, Kanye is my idol. I can't wait for his line to come out. (just wanted to put that out there)

White Kids


I Love these people. I watch LB every monday and may be the only black person that does so. Jessica is SOOOO FUCKING DUMB!!! GOSH!! and Steven is cool and I hate Talan cuz he knows he's crazy inlove with Taylor who is a real bitch cuz she knows that Jason is dating Jessica and didnt stop her slutty friend from "re-asking" him to the winter formal. .. . . . god. .. okay . . lol.. . I had to get that off of my chest. I wouldn't mind going out them. Well, they're just like my friends, except the race of course.

Caught Red Handed


Mrs. Pitt with a diamond ring . . . . Need I say more? Then again, this could be just a prop from her new movie she's fliming as I speak.

Over-Eating



Yes, even Nicole Richie can over eat. Here she is chowing down some nachos .. . Looks good.

UN-Cool-ness


Here's The Queen of Meltdowns Lindsay Lohan. I wonder what happened that night a Koi? She just ran out hollering and crying . . . . . Yep. Im gonna go with the cocaine.

. . . .tear.


Why Kim!!!! Why!! (by the way, I love the picture)

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Saw This!!


Ads for SAW II have been banned by American censors for showing images of severed body parts.
Ratings organisation The Motion Picture Association Of America (MPAA) has reportedly told Lions Gate Films to remove footage featuring dismembered fingers from websites.
The sequel to 2004 hit SAW stars
MARK WAHLBERG's brother DONNIE as a detective trying to track down a man who forces his victims to kill each other. I can't fucking wait to see this movie! ! !. . . . . . . . on DVD.

UK Loves the Chocolate!!


CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY has topped the UK box office for a fourth successive week, leaving NICOLE KIDMAN's new movie BEWITCHED in second place. I guess chocolate loving kids being "wacked" by a "wack job" is the way to be successful in England. Maybe they should visit the Neverland Ranch. . . . .

Monday, August 22, 2005

Stinker-Bell




HA!!!

Twins



Hey, What can I say. . . . I was bored. It seemed funnier when I thought of it.

Date With a Pimp


Pimp Daddy Simpson out on the town with one of his "booming" hoe's . . . . Jessica Simpson. . . . . I wonder how many "cars" she had to "clean" to pay for the tab.. . . .

Guess Who??


Maybe you can guess who's this moron sporting this ridiculous outfit. Highlight to find out.. . . . The super Moron today is Kim Stewart!! what a dumb bitch!! She looks like she;'s homeless on Halloween. Like she's married with the Crypt Keeper.

A Evening Without Tara


A evening without Tara Reid is like a China man without tea, A hippie without a pipe, A MTV without the Real World. Its not Complete.. . . So, for your viewing pleasure. . . . Here is Tara Reid. . . The "1st Lady of Dope" doing one of her famous "Freaking out" moments after a long night. It wont be too long before E! trades her show for a True Hollywood Story. . . ..

Gag!!!!


Grossness!! Check out this sick chick. She WAS like the Paris Hilton of Hollywood back in the 1970's.. .. Looks like she could play Simba in Lion King 3.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

OMG!!!

I'm soooo sorry you guys!!! I feel like I've abandoned my own child like Courtney Love!!! . . . . . . Its school. I hate school. I cant update my blog cuz its blocked. So, I guess from now on I can only update whenever I get a chance to update. Now, DDCVD isn't dead, its just taking a little break.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Bam-Bam

Former JACKASS star BAM MARGERA is recovering after cracking his head open when he drove a car into a moat.
The 25-year-old prankster ended up with severe whiplash and 12 staples in his head after the incident earlier this month (08AUG05), which occurred while he was shooting for MTV CRIBS.
He says, "I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open."

Ima' Design'ah



I entered a contest and I'll I have to do is design a shirt with a logo. It seems pretty simple, But over a million "some odd" people have entered. How do you like my designs?

Aint worth a Cent


50 CENT stands accused of stiffing the hundreds of dancers who jiggled their moneymakers in his video for "Outta Control," featuring Mobb Deep. One disgruntled dancer, who appears as an extra in the video shot at Avalon nightclub on June 27, tells us she has yet to receive the $100 check promised to her. "All the dancers are always running into each other at auditions," she said, "and we're always asking each other, 'Did you get paid yet?' If this was a group starting out, that'd be one thing, but you don't expect this with 50 Cent." The rapper's rep did not return calls.

Eye Problem



Hey, I didn't know that celebs were human!!!

Paris on Day and Evening wear



Always has that "it" factor. She can never lose it. Unless she acts. . . . . . . Likes she's losing it.

Monday, August 15, 2005

How My Day Went

Today was the first day of school. My little sis had saw her first high school fight.(freshman) I saw a bunch of old friends and Freniemies. I saw a bunch of new people.(very cute)

I can't believe that I was nervous to get back into school. It was totally harmless.(for now)


On Sunday I watched the Roast of Pam Anderson. Thought it was cool. Mad because they were slamming Tommy Lee's dick size and talked badly about black people. Courtney Love stole the show for me. Maybe she should be added to the cast of Real World to bring some ratings.

Teen Choice Awards


I got some pictures of the red carpet. You be the judge . . . . I dont like Paris's new do. Its too 60's pop.

Mariah Wins (Spoiler)


Well, I hate both " We belong together" and "Shake it Off". So, I don;'t really care that much about this pic.

Gwen's OHH NOOO!!


I can't belive the Harajuka Girls let her sport this number on the red carpet. How Gay!!! Anyway, I hate this all white L.A.M.B. outfit. its not FIEEEERRRRCCCEEEDDD!!!

Fergie fo B.E.P.


OMG!!! I hate her for this. She's usually in my opinion best dressed. But I guess since she went to a Heatherette Party she's also lossed her touch.

Ashlee


Trainwreck walking. . . . . . . Im not about to get into this with her.